💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Aaway said:
17:34: they all get a huge kick out of some guy who clearly dropped something down the sewer and is trying to get it out
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Normal People: “Huh, there’s something you don’t see every day. I gotta assume they dropped something important, like a piece of jewellery, down there. I hope they can retrieve it.”

Great People: “Let’s pull over; I have something in the trunk that might help them out.”

Jack Scalfani, a Christian: “Look at these dumbass pieces of shit going into the sewer!”

Edit: Ninja’d by @Gladatha.
 
RodDangerous said:
Jack Scalfani, a Christian: “Look at these dumbass pieces of shit going into the sewer!”
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"Let's make fun of the misfortunes of others, just like Jesus would do!"

Eat shit, Jack, your next stroke can't come soon enough.
 
RodDangerous said:
You could pay to watch his behind-the-scenes videos… or you can allow him to upload them to his channels, where anyone can watch them for free. Whatever.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3RU7RBNFFYo
Have fun with this. Add a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger and even more ice cream desserts to the mountain of shit they’ve stuffed their bodies with over the course of this tour.

Edit: The Racism with Jack portion of the video takes place around the 17-minute mark.
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Gladatha said:
If he really wanted to be Christian, he'd put his phone away, find a spot to park and offer assistance, rather than record everything, laughing at another's misfortune and then posting it on the internet for his handful of viewers.
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I was so confused why they went to the hospital to pee... Turns out they're so fucking racist they refused to go to an Exxon or other public place in Atlanta because they were scared.

The first thing I could think of is that the guy dropped his keys into the sewer by accident. There are very few things that someone could drop into a sewer and be assed enough to crawl in and try to fish it out. Jack the fucking racist thinks it's a quarter because black people are poor. Of course they didn't stop to help them, they're black!

These are legitimately terrible people.

Edit: They got back from Atlanta and immediately got a gun. Sigh.
 
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Looks like the Burger Wars crew got off around Edgewood in ATL. Not the BEST neighborhood, but it could be worse. The major crime in the neighborhood is property damage.

I also remember that there was another Atlanta staple that Jack forgoes for a fucking chain...The Varsity.
 
captkrisma said:
Looks like the Burger Wars crew got off around Edgewood in ATL. Not the BEST neighborhood, but it could be worse. The major crime in the neighborhood is property damage.

I also remember that there was another Atlanta staple that Jack forgoes for a fucking chain...The Varsity.
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i'm almost certain they avoided certain burger joints in and around ATL because the area was "bad" so they opted for chain places in whiter neighborhoods

also, just saw this on jack's fb. considering how visibly annoyed tammy constantly gets with jack i don't think this was a good idea. jack truly is the epitome of the american stereotype

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Aaway said:
also, just saw this on jack's fb. considering how visibly annoyed tammy constantly gets with jack i don't think this was a good idea. jack truly is the epitome of the american stereotype

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Place your bets on how long it will take for one of them to go to the emergency room over an accidental gunshot wound.
 
How can Jack form a proper grip on a handgun with his stroked-out arm? If he one-hands it and ever has to use it, he's likely to miss. The LC9s is a fine gun but it's got some kick to it since it's fairly light.
 
According to the Mayo Clinic, 8 oz of brewed coffee contains about 95-165 mg of caffeine. 400 mg per day is considered the safe limit for most adults. Old boy here is drinking out of a 24 oz mug. If we (safely) assume he fills it, that's 285-495 mg of caffeine. Maybe a bit less so he has room for cream/sugar/flavoring.
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Caffeineinformer.com states the following:
Those with pre-existing arrhythmias, murmurs, and hypertension should limit caffeine to no more than 200 mg daily...
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...those already diagnosed with type 2 diabetes should limit caffeine consumption because it can impair glucose metabolism in diabetics.

Those with type 2 diabetes should restrict their consumption to around 200 mg daily...
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What are the odds he has high blood pressure and pre-diabetes (or worse)? It's honestly a miracle his body has put up with decades of abuse. Tammy should donate his DNA to the CIA for Space Marine research.
You wanna piece of me, boy?
 
Gladatha said:
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Speaking of American stereotypes...

Edit: Apparently Jack is already packing.

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OMG Imagine this one armed fuck firing a pistol with his non dominant hand alone. About all he could do safely is take it out and wave it menacingly in one of Junior's Christian rap music videos. He really shouldnt be allowed to have it because I genuinely dont doubt he would at least take it out to threaten somebody when he feels like he's in a "bad neighborhood" or confrontation, and possibly would genuinely attempt to fire it.

My dad is a hunter and gun collector so Im generally pro-guns shit as long as theyre respected and used safely, but the one he says he carries seems like a caliber of gun that would have a decent amount of recoil.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
How can Jack form a proper grip on a handgun with his stroked-out arm? If he one-hands it and ever has to use it, he's likely to miss. The LC9s is a fine gun but it's got some kick to it since it's fairly light.
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He could lay the dead slab of meat on top of his good arm to try and reduce recoil.

Basically this in reverse -
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I'd like to know how he reloads with 1 arm. It must take him ages.
 
Thomas Cat said:
According to the Mayo Clinic, 8 oz of brewed coffee contains about 95-165 mg of caffeine. 400 mg per day is considered the safe limit for most adults. Old boy here is drinking out of a 24 oz mug. If we (safely) assume he fills it, that's 285-495 mg of caffeine. Maybe a bit less so he has room for cream/sugar/flavoring
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To Jack's health (though not olfactory) benefit, his coffee appears to be piss weak whenever he makes it.
 
JackDavis said:
I was so confused why they went to the hospital to pee... Turns out they're so fucking racist they refused to go to an Exxon or other public place in Atlanta because they were scared
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I’ll take all of my horrifying and Islamic content ratings for this, and rightfully so, but let’s be real: after all of the garbage they’ve consumed, that woman had to shit—big-time. They alluded to it in one of their videos, but then immediately made it about her having a UTI and “needing to pee.” These are garbage humans doing garbage human things.
 
Throwing in a bit of gun knowledge: both the guns Jack mentions (Ruger Security 9 and the S&W M&P .22) are actually pretty decent as a self defense weapon, but they are dirt cheap and are pretty much only good for close range self defense. To put it in perspective, the Blackstone 36" griddle cooking station costs $339. Each pistol Jack mentions retails for less than $300 new.
 
captkrisma said:
Throwing in a bit of gun knowledge: both the guns Jack mentions (Ruger Security 9 and the S&W M&P .22) are actually pretty decent as a self defense weapon, but they are dirt cheap and are pretty much only good for close range self defense. To put it in perspective, the Blackstone 36" griddle cooking station costs $339. Each pistol Jack mentions retails for less than $300 new.
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I'm surprised he didn't get a Hi Point
 
Can you imagine Jack trying to draw the gun from his waistband holster?
Even in training this would result in 10 seconds of fumbling to get it out and trying to get a grip, imagine him trying that in a self defense situation.
He'd be dead in a second.
 
I strongly suspect Fatty Limpwristin here doesn't actually carry. His key trait is virtue-signalling to fellow boomer christfags. Most of them will never walk the walk.

I wonder if he is the kind of moron who buys the stupid hipster ammo that's $50 for a box of 12 rounds.
 
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