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as of this moment i no longer think phil has anything in his skull
"you're as queer as a $3 bill" - tip
"there is no $3 bill. i've seen $2 bills... but there is no $3 bill"
 
Surly Muppet said:
Phil, while begging for tips during Minecraft, just said that he has to buy a couple of games by the end of the month, and he has a 'really big bill' that he has to pay by the end of the month. It's possible this may be a reference to his tax payments @actually ? I find it odd that he won't say that is what it is though.

He claimed that he did the math, and that he has to make "$400 in a week" to pay everything off. I'm not sure if he meant in this week coming or what.
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Sounds like a bunch of mealy-mouthed bullshit to me, tbh. A "really big bill" could be a vet bill, a mortgage payment due on the 1st of the month (and because he acts like paying anything a second late means a Thor-like lightning bolt will do him in, he'd pay it on the last day of the month), or the federal tax payment...except that that's not due until the 15th or so. So it could be literally anything, which is exactly how he wants it.

As for the "$400 in a week", who the fuck knows. Knowing how much he's begging for them, he probably means $400 in tips (because he gets that money right away, you see). Of course, the fact that he's already gotten at least $4300 in tips this month (in addition to his youtube, patreon, and Twitch payment) means he should have more than enough for whatever the fuck it is he's talking about.

But I'm sure his tard brigade will be out for "Buy something in Minecraft" night, so maybe he'll get that $400 tonight alone. He got like $300 last time he did Minecraft courtesy of tards bidding hundreds to get a dick built.
 
Sorry about the double-post, but they're not really related.

If you want to see a difference in both entertainment and competence at gaming, moonmoon_ow is also playing Minecraft tonight. I've watched him playing a few times in the past few days, and he is worlds more interesting to watch than Phil.

Moonmoon may not be everyone's cup of tea, but he still demonstrates how a non-shitty streamer can play Minecraft.
 
He's calling people immature for wanting a giant phallus last week, then mocks them in a childish voice... like an immature child. He's shitting on 'high school humor'. He doesn't find it funny.
I, again, quote from earlier this week: "I can see into his colon! He had corn earlier!"
He also ran with a comment about "rigging" the highest tips last week to say people are spinning conspiracy theories that he planned ahead with Ozymandias, like he did with Planet Jeff. Well done Phil, this obfuscated that you did rig it by holding out until you got the outcome you wanted.

He also has just completely unchained his autism about The Nether. He refuses to go in because it could "end his run".
Apparently The Nether randomly causes permadeath that will completely destroy everything you have done in the game. I can't believe how he has spun this weird fear of going there. But he 'likes the survival aspects of the game'.

Finally, after prestream, he mentioned that he has never read the source material for Ozymandias.
Then he later commented that the lighthouse may be a reference to the story, if anyone knows it, but few people probably do.
Phil, you wouldn't be trying to act superior about something you already told us you didn't actually do, are you?
 
Surly Muppet said:
He also has just completely unchained his autism about The Nether. He refuses to go in because it could "end his run".
Apparently The Nether randomly causes permadeath that will completely destroy everything you have done in the game. I can't believe how he has spun this weird fear of going there. But he 'likes the survival aspects of the game'.
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Losing all of his material possessions is a permanent run ender. No way DSP is going to lose "all his hard work" by just getting them again.

Meanwhile, on the background of my third monitor, DSP has spent like 10 minutes trying to write a sign that's too long.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Finally, after prestream, he mentioned that he has never read the source material for Ozymandias.
Then he later commented that the lighthouse may be a reference to the story, if anyone knows it, but few people probably do.
Phil, you wouldn't be trying to act superior about something you already told us you didn't actually do, are you?
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Phil? poetry? sorry pal but thats disgusting absolutely disgusting he's a man, and men don't need poetry in their life because thats for people who swing the other way and phil GETS PUSSY, like on the regualr uhuh sound good?
 
I love DSP's logic that he's banning a guy's original account because he's a troll, but the guy making a new account that DSP is aware of is okay. So DSP isn't banning the troll, just one of the troll's accounts. The troll himself can stay, especially if he keeps tipping.
 
big ups liquid richard said:
who the fuck is this ludwigworldorderfan sperg? he's given dsp about 190 dollars in cheers this month.

[2019-08-23 19:31:36 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Chik Fli A's chicken sandwich is overrated, give me OG Wendys chicken sandwich and some chili :)
[2019-08-21 18:49:13 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: I'm a retired chip engineer from AMD i'll be fine :biggrin:
@handicappedgamingER Well they are just haters. I've had a great time :biggrin: My daughters coming over for lunch so I can only stick around until she gets here [2019-08-21 19:20:20 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: 58
[2019-08-21 19:21:01 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: @handicappedgamingER I dont get it either
[2019-08-21 19:26:16 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: Cheer200 Im also getting death treats in DM's sigh... kids... My daughters here, see you soon DSP esp for Dragon Quest Builder :)
[2019-08-23 21:39:18 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: hey 58 is gaming prime time
[2019-08-23 21:43:47 UTC] ludwigworldorderfan: @babymangaming321abc. stay single

Did he admit to being 58? I kinda doubt that, but i didn't catch the conversation. If he really is 58, that is pathetic.
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It sounds like an alt account for PlanetJeff
 
Salubrious said:
I love DSP's logic that he's banning a guy's original account because he's a troll, but the guy making a new account that DSP is aware of is okay. So DSP isn't banning the troll, just one of the troll's accounts. The troll himself can stay, especially if he keeps tipping.
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Like Philips_Smelly_Chair. The guy trolls him literally all the time (have you fed kat, hows the gout, etc) but he tops at least 2-5 bucks minimum.
 
Salubrious said:
I love DSP's logic that he's banning a guy's original account because he's a troll, but the guy making a new account that DSP is aware of is okay. So DSP isn't banning the troll, just one of the troll's accounts. The troll himself can stay, especially if he keeps tipping.
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Is this in reference to the handicappedgaminger account? If so, who does Phil claim is the "original" troll account?
 
Phil just said he knew the whole cast of Cheers.
"Ted Danson........ well... I know them by sight... there's the heavy guy... the girl... I can't remember her name..."
You've really stopped talking out your ass, good for you, Phil.

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Is this in reference to the handicappedgaminger account? If so, who does Phil claim is the "original" troll account?
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I think it's a reference to ThirdEye who is back under a new account, and Phil called him out, but said he could stay because he was behaving. But he won't unban his main. He also won't reveal how he figured out it was ThirdEye... it was likely because Phil has people informing him of what is going on in some detractor discord, probably LSB's.
 
Simple answer to the need for cash on hand: he said 6 Sept he'll be off as it is Mrs. D$P's birthday and he's taking her out.
 
It's unfathomable to me how much money a guy that never leaves his home can spend.

He got $2,000 three weeks ago, plus his monthly Twitch payment, plus he's been getting tipped since then, and it's like none of it ever happened. Instead, he gets mad at people that cheer instead of tipping saying that "cheers don't help, I need money RIGHT NOW."

He legit checks every box for narcissistic personality disorder and sick systems (like Scientology). Everything he says right now is the REAL truth even if it contradicts things he's said moments ago; people that point out the inconsistencies are "fucking idiots looking to destroy DSP", he NEEDS to lie to "protect his family" but nobody is allowed to question his integrity, he rules his chat with an iron fist that results in bans at the first sign of dissention, and DSP will never be out of money trouble because he will always manufacture a new reason why he's in trouble.

Surly Muppet said:
I think it's a reference to ThirdEye who is back under a new account, and Phil called him out, but said he could stay because he was behaving. But he won't unban his main. He also won't reveal how he figured out it was ThirdEye... it was likely because Phil has people informing him of what is going on in some detractor discord, probably LSB's.
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That's what I was referencing, yes. Thank you.
 
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