Amy trying a new set up y'all! She's got the right idea but it is poorly executed. The carma should be bloser if she is going to be reviewing small products like wax melts. She does some closeups but the ones withpackaging and literature are mostly blurry. At 8:57 watch her shouw off a safety warning of all things in a style I can only describe as a Mad TV parody of a bad public access cable show.
Gotta love that lopsided sheet she's using as a backdrop. It looks like she just took it out of the package. You can see all the creases from it being folded into a rectangle. Well at least she tried.
Amy mumbles through the whole thing in a tiny voice. There's no cursing or anything that might demonitize her. Did the TLC money run out already? Too many Five Below hurls?
There's nothing much to see here. Amy reviews some wax melts made by a woman in Ireland. She wrote to her asking for some samples and says she may order a box later. She makes sure to tell us there is nothing wrong with asking for samples. This is likely because she doesn't want to be accused of begging for free stuff. It's great that she discloses they were samples, as she has failed to do that in the past. But making an excuse for it just makes her sound guilty of being greedy for freebies.
Amy mumbles and stumbles through a mission statement she can't read. There's a candy box full of bear shaped melts and rather than show us what it looks like opened she takes it apart right away so we can see what the bears look like in her fat fingers.
One of the bags contains bleeding skull melts. Amy should have shown them melting in time lapse. But that would require more preparation than she is capable on.
I know Tammy has said that she is diagnosed as having the mentality of a pre-teen. Is Amy that too? It sure seems like it.
Amy is ignorant. She certainly isn't smart by any means. But I don't think she is a sped like Tammy and Mike. She's your average dumb redneck wth poor impulse control when it comes to them vittles. The wonky eye and her reading difficulties make her seem stupider than she is. But she was smart enough to pull that supersize coffin for HamTam scam. And she made up that story about how she was pet sitting Dobby when she really got him to keep. Amy lies about a lot of things. Tammy seems incapable of keeping things under wraps even when she tries to lie. It slips out because she is too exceptional to do any better. That's why she stupidly forgot that Mickey the cat was supposed to be with a new family. Too many people got her goat by asking where he was and she blurted out the truth in a classic tard rage.
I keep trying to get into these cows but it never sticks. I really wish someone would do closed-captioning for their videos because I don't know wtf they're saying 80% of the time. I think that's the main problem. Like if I can watch Amberlynn I can watch this, you'd think...
I did several play by plays of Tammy's two and a half hour lives earlier in the thread. Check before February of this year because that's when my PC died. Although I had some issues wth the mumbling and hillbilly speak. I never thought of close captioning. That would be hilarious though. I'm sure Youtube would be baffled with the CC on.
Actually I just tried it. I feel for the AI. I really do. Poor thing.
you don't stay for the vids. you stay for the redneck FB drama and the screenshots of tammy's side profile. there's much more to the slatons than their shitty YT "content".
Dem profiles. You don't really understand how mountanous Tammy is until you see her profile. It's inhuman. People aren't supposed to look like that. It's like The Blob and Jabba the Hutt bumped uglies and this is what plopped out.
I think Amy is just your typical uneducated ignorant redneck while Tam-Tam may well be a legit sped.
To go all "Seven Deadly Sins", I think Amy's sloth and gluttony were more of a conscious decision in that she had a choice and simply took the course of least resistance. After all, there's no need to try to better yourself or to find a job when the Sosecurity check (which, after several generations of recipients, has become viewed as an entitlement) is still coming in, and meal planning and healthy eating is too much work when you have McD's and KFC and Wal-Mart all willing to sell quick and tasty garbage food.
Tam-Tam, on the other hand, probably had less choice in the matter. Without the ability to take care of herself or to make her own decisions, she just followed Maw's and Paw's lead, planted her ass on the couch and ate whatever she was given.
All of which begs the question how either of these two graduated high school. First off, I'll bet the public schools in rural Kentucky don't exactly have the best special ed departments and, unless I am mistaken, I believe public high schools are graded (and get funding based on those grades) and one of the things they are graded on is student retention/graduation rate. Therefore, in order to keep those federal bucks rolling in, it is in the schools' best interest to keep pushing students through the system.
I doubt they did well in any subject. They were pushed right on through with the faculty full well knowing that they'd both end up even fatter and on tugboats for life. In a way it's not all that bad because neither Slaton sister was going to make anything of themselves anyway and the school needs the funding for the few rednecks that actually have a future in anything other than welfare and McDonald's.
Perhaps this is evolution in action. It would be interesting to see how they continue to adapt to their environment over the next seven or eight generations.
Well Tammy doesn't go outside. So the lipoma can't be useful as a sunshade. Perhaps it will become a handy shelf to store snacks.
We need a Slaton Show similar to the Truman Show. We just stick them in a closed off area where they can get whatever they want. They won't want to travel if the Walmart and the Five Below and that place what sells chicken is so close they can smell the calories. I think we could get a few generations of entertainment out of that before anyone is born with enough brains to know they are being watched.
