JY's Munchie Saga - Yaniv & health, disability, and the healthcare industry

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There's nowhere else to put this and I do want to share it so

my friend used to work in processing life insurance claims. Among the best cause of death he encountered was "the deceased attempted to fashion his own vagina with a hammer drill".
 
A thought... Those peroxide fumes can't be helping the asthma that was so deathly awfully bad he had to launch two lolsuits because of it. Beauty is pain, I guess 😇
 
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Toohottotrot said:
i read it as felt extremely hard in the shower yes i know I'm a mong but... do you think he has access to a child and that's why he stopped talking to kids on the net? is one of the reasons he likes going to the er to gain access to a children and/or their parents for grooming purposes
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Do you know anyone who would let Yaniv around their children?

(If so, find new people with which to associate.)
 
Toohottotrot said:
i read it as felt extremely hard in the shower yes i know I'm a mong but... do you think he has access to a child and that's why he stopped talking to kids on the net? is one of the reasons he likes going to the er to gain access to a children and/or their parents for grooming purposes
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Surrey Memorial has a separate children's ER and several security guards at the door.
 
I am confused with the past several ER trips.
1. Falling in shower.
2. Riding in ambulance from Harrison hot springs
3. Being picked up at home and loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher.

What is the timeline?

Edit: words like into vs unto
 
What This Old Thing!? said:
I am confused with the past several ER trips.
1. Falling in shower.
2. Riding in ambulance from Harrison hot springs
3. Being picked up at home and loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher.

What is the timeline?

Edit: words like into vs unto
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He lies. He probably did not take the ambulance from Harrison. He probably took the ambulance from home.
 
He definitely took an ambulance from home last night, I saw him! So according to him he's taken the following:

1 - Ambulance for falling in shower on Thursday (although pictures from pool showed no injury on his arm)
2 - Ambulance from Harrison to Chilliwack on Saturday (we don't think this one happened)
3 - Ambulance from home last night. I saw this one and it seemed really low priority. Firefighters left almost immediately and the ambulance drove off without their lights on.
 
My God. That's three more times than I've ever taken an ambulance in my life, and I'm a LOT older than he is. If I were him I think I'd just voluntarily check into hospice care at this point.
 
WGkitty said:
He definitely took an ambulance from home last night, I saw him! So according to him he's taken the following:

1 - Ambulance for falling in shower on Thursday (although pictures from pool showed no injury on his arm)
2 - Ambulance from Harrison to Chilliwack on Saturday (we don't think this one happened)
3 - Ambulance from home last night. I saw this one and it seemed really low priority. Firefighters left almost immediately and the ambulance drove off without their lights on.
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3. So no flashing lights and sirens as he claimed?

Disappointed. Had visions of tyres screeching, gravel being spat, birds going quiet, buildings rumbling with the ambo thundering down the street overturning cars on its way, trees bending in the wake, the air heavy with the smell of burned tyre rubber, streets lit with the flashing lights, megaphones bellowing folks to stay indoors, police escort.

When all that happened was tubby being rolled onto a stretcher and ambled to ER.
 
Another proof he's a narcissist. He could probably see his family doctor for half the shit he ends up in emerge for. Like if you fall and get an owie do you really need a doctor if it's not gaping open and spraying blood around? Slap some polysporin and a bandaid on it ffs.
 
pr3nt177 said:
3. So no flashing lights and sirens as he claimed?

Disappointed. Had visions of tyres screeching, gravel being spat, birds going quiet, buildings rumbling with the ambo thundering down the street overturning cars on its way, trees bending in the wake, the air heavy with the smell of burned tyre rubber, streets lit with the flashing lights, megaphones bellowing folks to stay indoors, police escort.

When all that happened was tubby being rolled onto a stretcher and ambled to ER.
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I mean when they showed up, yeah their sirens were on. When they left the paramedics were joking and slowly shoved fatty into the back of an ambulance. Then drove slowly away.

I find it funny that despite being taken to hospital by ambulance he still was forced to use their check in kiosk. I guess not that big of an emergency after all.
 
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