DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

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bigrigger said:
His big greasy dome makes him look so much worse, paired with his weird ass goatee it is just crazy that he can look himself in the mirror and not realise that he would look 10x more normal with a skin head and clean shaven.View attachment 718670
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I think it's cause he has a friendly doughy look to him. We all know he grew that beard to hide the double chin, why even bother with it.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Phil CM punk dropped that hairstyle a long time ago. I think phil actually looked better with his shaved/buzzed hair back in day. Also surprised Kat doesn't tell him to fix his hair.
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What? Kat loves his hair! She tells him this during the two hours a day they spend together watching Netflix and not looking at each other.
 
Dude seriously just needs to give up the grease charade and buzz his fuckin' hair, already. His hair stylist probably has to wear those full-arm insemination gloves just to prevent her arms from cross-contamination. With all the money problems he allegedly has, he could easily save some Taco Bell money by just using a beard trimmer on his dome once every couple of weeks. Even though he'd look like a toe with a plantar wart, he'd look marginally better without the FULL LUSCIOUS FULL ITALIAN hair he has now.
 
DSP is almost 40, I'm estimating at least 50% of men start balding by then.
If he had a sense of humor and wasn't in denial about his hair, he could have a lot of fun with it like Asmongold does.
Compare DSP's stupid pissiness with this banter between Asmongold, Mcconnell and Esfand. I was cracking up throughout this 80 minute hair segment.
 
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