Containment Random Chris Updates

[Skips]

Frankly I’m most interested in how Chris will manage the hair.

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His hair is all greasy and crusty, with a now permanent seaweed color. I don't think he will have any problem.

 

[{o}P II]

Frankly I’m most interested in how Chris will manage the hair.

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Normal swamp hair in barbs ponytail makers (forgot what there called)

 

[PT 940]

Normal swamp hair in barbs ponytail makers (forgot what there called)

Ponytail holders

He'll manage the hair as well as he manages everything else in his life

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

The next artery he'll do would be his head statue. Starting by pressing his face with a Crayola Fucking Model magic

That's called a bust. And in this case, it would really be a bust... as in poorly done and sucks!

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris has completed the pokegear and confirmed who he will be cosplaying as.

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Mary son of Jesus

 

[Rupin]

Agreed. Although, he might sell it.

That’s an easy grand right there.

 

[{o}P II]

Dissapointed we are not seeing the return of the vinyl scratch coustme. it was really funny how he wore it so much (In public) he incorparated it into his comic persona and that bizzare tirade against watermelon

it also birthed this masterpiece

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Was just wondering, fellow farmers, who would win in a fight?

I have a feeling Us, the KF users win in the end

 

[Time of Space]

It really doesn't matter if Chris cosplays a pony or a Pokemon Trainer because in the end it won't look anything like the intended character anyways.
It will be a wildly coloured, shoddily-made mess and he'll fit right in there with the other horsefuckers.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Dissapointed we are not seeing the return of the vinyl scratch coustme. it was really funny how he wore it so much (In public) he incorparated it into his comic persona and that bizzare tirade against watermelon

it also birthed this masterpiece
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Oh god, how terrible. It looked like he went commando until someone told him to wear leggings with skirts, so he doesn't accidentally bend over and give some kid a glimpse of his Texas Style Chili & Fruit Bowl.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I was hoping for another DJ Pony with Dildo Horn cosplay.
Going as a Pokémon trainer to a pony convention is classic Chris autism.

 

[GherkinRealness]

>goes to potential last ever Bronycon
>dresses up as a Pokemon character

never lose your flawless logic and sense of occasion Chris

I was already humoured but that made me dribble my morning coffee lol

 

[Cedric_Eff]

My question about Chris’s cosplay has to be, where is he going to get the jacket, red turtleneck, and the yellow shorts? Also if Chris wears the fingerless gloves, he’s technically not doing a Kris cosplay.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Where else? His mom, like everybody else.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris has completed the pokegear and confirmed who he will be cosplaying as.

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I miss the days when Blanca and her promise of China was enough to get Chris to hand over his Autism paraphernalia just to get him to chimp out, but those days are gone by have fun with your hunk of children's clay Chris and don't poke any Pokemon cosplayers with it

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I was hoping for another DJ Pony with Dildo Horn cosplay.
Going as a Pokémon trainer to a pony convention is classic Chris autism.

He'll stand out, and not in a good way.

What if he throws one of his Pokeballs at someone and is forced to leave because of assault?

 

[RustyNail(her)]

What if Chris tapes Pokeballs under his skirt, and for a joke he lifts it and says "LOOK AT MY BALLS!"?

Just as good as the horny joke

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

My question about Chris’s cosplay has to be, where is he going to get the jacket, red turtleneck, and the yellow shorts? Also if Chris wears the fingerless gloves, he’s technically not doing a Kris cosplay.

My guess is that he's gonna spray paint some of his clothes.

 

[Muscle Bra]

My question about Chris’s cosplay has to be, where is he going to get the jacket, red turtleneck, and the yellow shorts?

You'd be amazed at the kind of weird shit you can find in a Goodwill...

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Chris has done it tbh, I'm genuinely interested in how this one is gonna turn out. It's like watching two trains go full speed at each other: you know they're gonna crash, but you need to see what it looks like.