Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Dumpster dived waifu said:
On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "absolutely" and 10 is "of fucking course", what are the odds that DSPs recent spergery about "dating" mechanics in games being immature for married men is because khet in insecure and feels threatened by a bunch of 1s and 0s?
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I'd genuinely be surprised if Kat actually watched Phil's streams to know he was playing a game where there's dating mechanics.

JamFlowMan said:
Haven't played Judgement but assuming it's like Yakuza the dating games are usually played for laughs more then sexiness. It isn't like he's playing some serious dating sim you take the chick to play a few mini games and somehow end up fighting some goons bing bang boom mission complete.
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I mentioned it in the main thread, but Judgement follows the same basic formula as the other Yakuza dating games. Few minutes of light hearted dialogue, play some darts or other minigame of your choice, few more scenes of dialogue to set up the antagonist/obstacle you have to punch towards the end of the quest chain. You actually becoming a couple is also where the quest chain ends.

IMO, it is just Phil bragging about having that elusive wife chevo he wasn't able to earn with Leanna. He's so insecure he'll think people will call him a virgin loser for playing virtual darts with someone. It's the same reason he does his tough guy thing whenever something scary happens in a game or how he'll crack jokes if something vaguely emotional is going on, because only loser basement dwelling nerds are invested in video games. He doesn't realize that the gamer stereotypes he sees in whatever old show/movie he's bingewatching while nursing a bottle of gin are no longer the social norm.
 
Has there been any update on the marriage certificate? My current theory is Phil/Kat did a publicity stunt like wedding where they went through with the ceremony but didn't make it official. Probably told his parents they'd get the certificate in Washington, which might be the case and they're just lazy, or Phil needed tax money and Kat went through with this charade to fleece his parents out of $4k and a paid vacation.

Allegedly birthday week was Kat's idea which was stupid but harmless, but to go through with this would be a real low. It would actually explain the relationship. Two dirt bags using each other for their own gains. All just irresponsible speculation but until something official comes out it looks scummy.
 
I think it's pretty telling as to the state of their relationship that Phil describes his wife Kathy in little boy meme terms like, 'I'm a MARRIED MAN! I CAN HAVE SEX WHENEVER I WANT!!!!'
So nice of you to describe Kathy as your personal cum dumpster to make yourself feel like a big boy, but that's not how things work IN THE REAL WORLD.
In reality you can have sex whenever both people are available and willing, but you go ahead and keep describing your marriage to Kathy like a caveman meme to impress your squad of sped NEET incels to keep those tugboat bucks flowing.
I'm sure Kathy's going to be thrilled hearing all about how you told them she's your personal 24/7 suck and fuck doll if you ever talk her into making an appearance again, but that will somehow be that Sick Motherfucker Tevin's fault then too right?

She's just a prop to him, and he's just the current scaffolding she drapes her life on.
Their marriage is like a couple from 'My 600 lb Life': never been consummated, and the relationship is mostly they just sit near each other and eat sometimes so they can pretend they aren't alone.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I'd genuinely be surprised if Kat actually watched Phil's streams to know he was playing a game where there's dating mechanics.



I mentioned it in the main thread, but Judgement follows the same basic formula as the other Yakuza dating games. Few minutes of light hearted dialogue, play some darts or other minigame of your choice, few more scenes of dialogue to set up the antagonist/obstacle you have to punch towards the end of the quest chain. You actually becoming a couple is also where the quest chain ends.

IMO, it is just Phil bragging about having that elusive wife chevo he wasn't able to earn with Leanna. He's so insecure he'll think people will call him a virgin loser for playing virtual darts with someone. It's the same reason he does his tough guy thing whenever something scary happens in a game or how he'll crack jokes if something vaguely emotional is going on, because only loser basement dwelling nerds are invested in video games. He doesn't realize that the gamer stereotypes he sees in whatever old show/movie he's bingewatching while nursing a bottle of gin are no longer the social norm.
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Sadly the achievement in the Leanna patch was glitched, it got stuck at 99% and the final 1% (da ring) didn't count. Nuthin' he could do. Thankfully the devs fixed this glitch in the most recent update, Kat. (which also happened to add pet horses, and remove the ability to have an attraction to multiple players). Due to a lot of complaints, players believe the Kat update won't last very long and will soon be replaced.
 
Prince Lotor said:
I think it's pretty telling as to the state of their relationship that Phil describes his wife Kathy in little boy meme terms like, 'I'm a MARRIED MAN! I CAN HAVE SEX WHENEVER I WANT!!!!'
So nice of you to describe Kathy as your personal cum dumpster to make yourself feel like a big boy, but that's not how things work IN THE REAL WORLD.
In reality you can have sex whenever both people are available and willing, but you go ahead and keep describing your marriage to Kathy like a caveman meme to impress your squad of sped NEET incels to keep those tugboat bucks flowing.
I'm sure Kathy's going to be thrilled hearing all about how you told them she's your personal 24/7 suck and fuck doll if you ever talk her into making an appearance again, but that will somehow be that Sick Motherfucker Tevin's fault then too right?

She's just a prop to him, and he's just the current scaffolding she drapes her life on.
Their marriage is like a couple from 'My 600 lb Life': never been consummated, and the relationship is mostly they just sit near each other and eat sometimes so they can pretend they aren't alone.
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You make it sound like Khet even gives a damn about him.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I'd genuinely be surprised if Kat actually watched Phil's streams to know he was playing a game where there's dating mechanics.



I mentioned it in the main thread, but Judgement follows the same basic formula as the other Yakuza dating games. Few minutes of light hearted dialogue, play some darts or other minigame of your choice, few more scenes of dialogue to set up the antagonist/obstacle you have to punch towards the end of the quest chain. You actually becoming a couple is also where the quest chain ends.

IMO, it is just Phil bragging about having that elusive wife chevo he wasn't able to earn with Leanna. He's so insecure he'll think people will call him a virgin loser for playing virtual darts with someone. It's the same reason he does his tough guy thing whenever something scary happens in a game or how he'll crack jokes if something vaguely emotional is going on, because only loser basement dwelling nerds are invested in video games. He doesn't realize that the gamer stereotypes he sees in whatever old show/movie he's bingewatching while nursing a bottle of gin are no longer the social norm.
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This is pretty much the greatest analyst I've read about Phil. He's still trying to pull the gamer shtick in his later years of 30's that it almost comes off comedic.

The true honest gamer dude who doesn't bullshit you yet, he does. His entire personality is a meme.
 
Prince Lotor said:
Indifference would also be a hilarious response from her.
"Oh, I don't care. Phil can call me his cum dumpster fuck-doll whore if he wants."
Either due to her disdain for the relationship or her apparently non-existant self-esteem.
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She doesn't care about him, she has her self esteem boosted when she has Chads dick in her.
 
kat is 28

dave just can't stop going after the young ones, can't he

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did dave ever say when is his soulmaid's bday? if not, we should spam his stream chat wishing kat happy bday on sept. 6th, see if dave will act like a dumbass again and pretend as if he doesn't know wtf we're talking about

kat also lied in the certificate about where she was born.
 
PeeAndPooLover69 said:
kat is 28

dave just can't stop going after the young ones, can't he

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did dave ever say when is his soulmaid's bday? if not, we should spam his stream chat wishing kat happy bday on sept. 6th, see if dave will act like a dumbass again and pretend as if he doesn't know wtf we're talking about

kat also lied in the certificate about where she was born.
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Maybe im misremembering but didnt dsp said last year she was 29. I could go back watch the reveal video again, but not now.
 
Slander Man said:
Shit look at Phil's. You can just tell he is a lazy, sloppy human
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Worryingly, his looks remarkably like many doctors' I've seen. The difference of course being that doctors sign their names dozens of times a day and typically while in a hurry, thereby justifying the incomprehensibility.
 
PeeAndPooLover69 said:
kat also lied in the certificate about where she was born.
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Well, in all fairness, "Gehinnom, The Eternal Torment Of All Those Who Offer Defiance To The Sovereign Creator And Sustainer Of The Universe" just raises a lot of unnecessary questions, as well as being tough to fit on the form.
 
PeeAndPooLover69 said:
kat is 28

dave just can't stop going after the young ones, can't he

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did dave ever say when is his soulmaid's bday? if not, we should spam his stream chat wishing kat happy bday on sept. 6th, see if dave will act like a dumbass again and pretend as if he doesn't know wtf we're talking about

kat also lied in the certificate about where she was born.
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Actually, after looking her up, her mom from 1989 - 1993 she had a residency in Connecticut, and since Kats Birthday is 9/6/1990 that falls in line that Kat was born in Connecticut. Also apparently her mom has traveled all over the south of the USA, from Arizona to Florida, thus adding more credence of her visiting/living in other states.

Edit: Please note I did not pay nor bother anyone for this info just a quick search. I am pretty positive this info is correct since I cross-referenced it with some other info, therefore, I am confident it is true. That being said please leave Kats parents alone and dont call them or email them about Kat.
 
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