💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackDavis]

Jack also mentions that the McDonald's he had earlier was more satisfying than this... so you were supplementing your diet with unmentioned burgers so no one knows how fat and greedy you really are?

Yeah,.. He and Tammy, who totally eat in moderation, keep telling us "oh we don't eat the whole burger, we're so healthy". This is the 3rd burger wars place they went to in that one day, and they also go to McDonalds on top of that? I'm so confused. Maybe Jack's mushbrain thought it would be a good zinger to pretend they went to McDonalds earlier in the day for comparison? I can't imagine they went to McD while going to 3 other burger joints instead of Chick-Fil-A or something.

 

[Aaway]

 

[Aunt Myrna]

So apparently Jack's church livestreams events and stuff. Tonight there is something involving indoor fireworks. Starts in less than an hour

Cornerstone Nashville Live

Live Church Services and Events Nashville TN

cornerstonenashville.churchonline.org

jack says he's going to move his saturday life chat to a later time because his only viewer told him it was too early. then proceeds to badly butcher the one person's name who commented.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjIPOHDghGI

A gem from this one: Jack refers to pork shoulders and pork butts as two distinct things. He actually thinks pork butt comes from the other end. I swear he used to know that they were synonymous.

 

[Gladatha]

So apparently Jack's church livestreams events and stuff. Tonight there is something involving indoor fireworks. Starts in less than an hour

Cornerstone Nashville Live

Live Church Services and Events Nashville TN

cornerstonenashville.churchonline.org

A gem from this one: Jack refers to pork shoulders and pork butts as two distinct things. He actually thinks pork butt comes from the other end. I swear he used to know that they were synonymous.

As a binger of Babish and other food competition shows and a general healthy knowledge of what's going on in the kitchen I can definitively say he is *retarded.

*Please note r e t a r d e d is subbed out with exceptional by Kiwifarms, so apologies if this gets deleted.

How can you have been cooking for over 12 years and not done any research or have improved in any way????

Jack is literally a hatewatch at this point.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Fuck that fat bastard. Get Revere Ware. That is the true shit.

I use the Revere Ware copper bottoms my mom got as a wedding gift back in the 70s, and they're the best pots I own. You can get them used on eBay for so cheap it's absurd, considering the quality is amazing. There's no reason to spend $800 on fucking pots and pans.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

Does Jack have gout? I haven't followed him for that long. He may have had a flare up during burger wars (according to DSP eating a lot of red meat can cause a flare up), which forced him to go to hospital.

Nuthin' he could do doode!

 

[Gladatha]

Does Jack have gout? I haven't followed him for that long. He may have had a flare up during burger wars (according to DSP eating a lot of red meat can cause a flare up), which forced him to go to hospital.

Nuthin' he could do doode!

Admittedly, I feel like Jack's ego would never focus a hospital visit on himself, especially as he is treating this as titillating information. So my bet is on one of the other guys for something totally benign.

Place your bets!

Jack for something benign: 50.

Jack for something serious: 100.

Anyone else for something benign: 150

Anyone else for something serious: 300.

I'm going for anyone else for something benign for 150.

jack says he's going to move his saturday life chat to a later time because his only viewer told him it was too early. then proceeds to badly butcher the one person's name who commented.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjIPOHDghGI

Still doing his wonderful phlegmy coughs...

And he shills for Jumbo and Delicious which looks mediocre at best but he says it's wonderful to the 0.009857 percent of the global population (on average of 7 billion) based on the Tennessee population (based on an average of 6.7 million) and Jack has a reach of 413k people with the majority not even from Tennessee. Sounds like they are doing this at a loss.

 

[Aaway]

Admittedly, I feel like Jack's ego would never focus a hospital visit on himself, especially as he is treating this as titillating information. So my bet is on one of the other guys for something totally benign.

Place your bets!

Jack for something benign: 50.

Jack for something serious: 100.

Anyone else for something benign: 150

Anyone else for something serious: 300.

I'm going for anyone else for something benign for 150.

i still think its jack so i'm gonna go with jack for something benign

if it was someone else i think he would've already discussed it but given his massive ego i think the reason why he's treating this as something the entire world is wanting to know is because it was him who ended up in the hospital. just like he genuinely thinks that "everyone is talking about burger wars"

 

[AnOminous]

The high point was the sudden burst of anger and energy about them closing in 15 minutes only to realise that it is the closing time on a Thursday. They also took their sweet time while they were in there. They are the type people who come at closing, hang out for an hour and stiff you on the tip.

As bad as everything else about Jackoff is, you could almost forgive his awfulness at cooking, his ignorance, his boorish white trash sensibilities, if there was even one positive feature about the man, but there isn't. On top of all that he's a complete fucking dick who abuses service personnel, another of my pet peeves and always the sign of an absolute shit human.

 

[Gladatha]

i still think its jack so i'm gonna go with jack for something benign

if it was someone else i think he would've already discussed it but given his massive ego i think the reason why he's treating this as something the entire world is wanting to know is because it was him who ended up in the hospital. just like he genuinely thinks that "everyone is talking about burger wars"

50 dollaaaahs.... anyone else for imaginary cash money??

Good point though!

 

[JackDavis]

Admittedly, I feel like Jack's ego would never focus a hospital visit on himself, especially as he is treating this as titillating information. So my bet is on one of the other guys for something totally benign.

Place your bets!

Jack for something benign: 50.

Jack for something serious: 100.

Anyone else for something benign: 150

Anyone else for something serious: 300.

I'm going for anyone else for something benign for 150.

Someone else said it was 100% jack who went to the hospital, I say it's 100% someone else for something benign and I'm going to be right.

 

[Gladatha]

Someone else said it was 100% jack who went to the hospital, I say it's 100% someone else for something benign and I'm going to be right.

Someone else for something benign for 150 dollaaaahs!

Currently 2:1 odds in favour for someone else for something benign (bear in mind I'm bad at math and this is just a crapshoot. If you guess it right; damn son and if you're good at math and odds, lend a hand)

 

[Adamska]

Still doing his wonderful phlegmy coughs...

And he shills for Jumbo and Delicious which looks mediocre at best but he says it's wonderful to the 0.009857 percent of the global population (on average of 7 billion) based on the Tennessee population (based on an average of 6.7 million) and Jack has a reach of 413k people with the majority not even from Tennessee. Sounds like they are doing this at a loss.

Those coughs may indicate he has heart failure by the way, since when the heart begins to say fuck it I quit, you build up fluid in there, and coughing is a sign of that, especially in a guy who has had circulatory and cardio problems already.

So yeah, Jack probably did go to the hospital. Either that or the phlegm is from all the food he eats, since that does happen to people who pig out on fatty foods (especially dairy products like cheese).

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

As bad as everything else about Jackoff is, you could almost forgive his awfulness at cooking, his ignorance, his boorish white trash sensibilities, if there was even one positive feature about the man, but there isn't. On top of all that he's a complete fucking dick who abuses service personnel, another of my pet peeves and always the sign of an absolute shit human.

There are lovable dumbasses, and then there are just dumbasses.

 

[jakatak69]

I'm honestly considering buying jack's membership. I'm curious what all the exclusive content is. Maybe we should all buy the membership to support Jack! He can pray for us.


This moment was just too good. How jack is sucking it and going up and down until he gets the white stuff in his mouth.

 

[EvilDroid64]

And he shills for Jumbo and Delicious which looks mediocre at best but he says it's wonderful to the 0.009857 percent of the global population (on average of 7 billion) based on the Tennessee population (based on an average of 6.7 million) and Jack has a reach of 413k people with the majority not even from Tennessee. Sounds like they are doing this at a loss.

I hope they're not paying for the whole trip and are just paying for the shilling in the videos. Either way, I'm never going to patronize a business that gives this fat fuck money, or a business that sponsors a two-time stroke survivor eating burgers.

 

[captkrisma]

I'm honestly considering buying jack's membership. I'm curious what all the exclusive content is. Maybe we should all buy the membership to support Jack! He can pray for us.

Please don't waste your money. Jack tells us every week what we get and so far it's nothing but free shit that gets posted up later on in the week or even the same day in the case of his live streams. The only fun to get out of this would be that you say goofy shit in live chat and then get banned. Not worth it IMO. Plus you're enabling him in his path of self destruction for $5 a month.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm honestly considering buying jack's membership. I'm curious what all the exclusive content is. Maybe we should all buy the membership to support Jack! He can pray for us.


This moment was just too good. How jack is sucking it and going up and down until he gets the white stuff in his mouth.
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Try to tell me this fat fucker has never sucked a dick. Look at him sucking on that thing.

 

[beautiful person]

I wish Jack would bring his stroked arm to Europe. He wouldn't survive a day.

If I was somebody with money and connections, I would produce a reality tv special where we follow Jack around on a food tour of Europe and have interview segments with local bystanders along the way.

 

[Mr Snoid]