T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

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Is there a link where I can see the cases he’s won/lost?
 
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How is it even possible to be as fat as this fat motherfucker?
 
How is it even possible to be as fat as this fat motherfucker?

He's convinced he's a bear and continues to eat, putting on weight for the winter.

Then doesn't hibernate so he keeps eating.
 
And sometimes those ancestry organizations self admittedly add something like <1% jewish or sub saharan african DNA on the results, just to spite "white supremacists". And they aren't even lying, because 0% is <1%.
No, or at least not exactly. It's more complicated than that. You can still test as pure European; I tested as 100% European on a 23andMe test.
 
(with apologies to Tom Waits)

"Poor Doucette"

Did you hear the news about Doucette?
On the back of his head
He had another face
Was it a sperm whale’s face?
Or a conslut.
They said to remove it would kill him
So poor Doucette was doomed

The face could reeeee and lie
It was his devil twin
And at night it spoke to him
Things heard only in hell
But they were impossible to separate
Chained together for life

Finally the court tolled his doom
He tweeted a final thread
And hung himself and her from the balcony irons
Some still believe he was freed from her
But Kiwis knew her too well
They say she drove him to suicide
And took poor Doucette to hell

(original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGci5Tlur9o)
 
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