🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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24isthehighestnumber said:
He put some poor woman's info up on his website?? Are you fucking serious?
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Yes. It's fucking ridiculous. He's also been talking shit about her on a number of Topix boards.

It is trivially easy to find out that she is married, has kids, lives on the other side of the U.S., that her father was never a lawyer, and that her family was far from rich. But Sweetie either is too lazy to find this shit out for himself, or doesn't bother to let the truth get in the way of his delusional grudges.
 
welcometolemora2 said:
This Site has been designed for 800x600 resolution and Macromedia Flash Player 5.
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I'm digging the random 90s graphic effects. Remember when custom cursors were all the rage?

It's creepy to me too how Iconoclast uploads wanted posters and pics of people he knew about 2 decades ago because he wants stuff from them.
(also, Flash 5 came out in 2000)
 
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Absinthe said:
Here are the wanted posters on Sweet's website
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The last photo is of the hardware store dude, btw.

Fun fact: the other people from the newspaper are successful journalists now. And easily found with Google. Why is Mr. Sweet allergic to search engines?
 
MrsFrizzle said:
.....Fun fact: the other people from the newspaper are successful journalists now. And easily found with Google.....
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And with THIS stunning revelation, Sweetie Pie is now beaten for all time... yet all I can do is laugh at his misfortune - when I should feel a little more bad for him... He might have went somewhere if he actually was smart enough to apply himself like those people he hates ACTUALLY DID (and got a haircut as well!).

I hate repeating myself like this: In my own eyes, this guy is not just obsessive, he's insanely stupid..... Unlike those who ave surpassed him, it's likely too late for this guy to get anywhere. That damn comic of his isn't doing him any favors, either.
 
"Ashleigh" was probably a real person in the same way that the Christorical "Kacey" was a real person. A troll who met him in person one time yet is still refereed to as an "ex-girlfriend" by an LOLcow. She probably told him various things about herself, some true, some false, and he believed them all, hence the confusing paper trail.

He'd do a lot better for himself if he just admitted he had little, if anything, going on with her, got mad, got over it, and then moved on with his life. At least Chris kind of, sort of, realizes his ex-girlfriends were trolls and has moved on in his lovequest. Jon sometimes acknowledges the reality of his respective situation, but usually not.
 
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Absinthe said:
Here are the wanted posters on Sweet's website
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I swear to Godbearjesus going to that site threw my computer back to the turn of the millennium because those pictures took for-fucking-ever to load.

I've seen the "wanted posters" before, but never commented on just how hilariously pathetic they are. Just like when Chris posted those flyers about the meanies at the Game Place/Fashion Square Mall/whatever, or demonized MLW and the Jerkops in his comics, Sweet's whiny little posters on his archaic website that no one visits are this impotent little man's only way of getting back at the people who wronged him.

MrsFrizzle said:
The last photo is of the hardware store dude, btw.

Fun fact: the other people from the newspaper are successful journalists now. And easily found with Google. Why is Mr. Sweet allergic to search engines?
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Ohhh, that must stick in Sweetie's craw so bad, knowing that his arch-nemeses have all succeeded where he failed. Then again, for Sweetums it's just another example of DAMN DIRTY LIBRUHLS ruining his life and getting away scot-free.
 
Adamska said:
He's made Wanted posters of the fellas that worked at the college paper. This is hardly surprising.
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WANTED
Marvin Dale Cornett
FOR FRAUD, EMBEZZLEMENT, TRAFFICKING
IN STOLEN GOODS, ABANDONMENT,
PSYCHOLOGICAL CRUELTY,
and ENGAGING IN GENERAL
FARTKNOCKER BEHAVIOR
LAST SEEN: OREGON
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Fartknocker beaviour? That's harsh. Even Carl Barks admitted only to being WANTED for Being Bad.

John Titor said:
I laughed more than I should have.
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Yeah. It's been years since I took digital media courses, but back then the Macs in my department had Adobe Flash MX. That's version 6 or something. You don't want to be caught admitting you have anything older than that. :lol:
 
I really wonder what he expected anyone to do with the information on those childish wanted posters. Under what authority (and to what authority) would they be reported? What does he realistically expect someone would do if they located one of these fugitives?

See, it's times like these I wish this hairy weirdo would return to the kiwi farms.
 
24isthehighestnumber said:
I really wonder what he expected anyone to do with the information on those childish wanted posters. Under what authority (and to what authority) would they be reported? What does he realistically expect someone would do if they located one of these fugitives?

See, it's times like these I wish this hairy weirdo would return to the kiwi farms.
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He requires that they be brought closer to him and his mother for further questioning.

Also, "hairy weirdo" really amused me for some reason.
 
Ruin said:
Is that last line a death threat?
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Looks like more of a veiled insinuation than an outright threat, but he's certainly implying that the "trolls" are at risk of violence or death.

He has made more explicit threats before. My favourite was him saying how easily he could shock one of us with a taser, put us in a van, drive to an abandoned warehouse and set us on fire - which is hilarious because he doesn't know where any of us live, and he can't drive
 
Absinthe said:
Looks like more of a veiled insinuation than an outright threat, but he's certainly implying that the "trolls" are at risk of violence or death.

He has made more explicit threats before. My favourite was him saying how easily he could shock one of us with a taser, put us in a van, drive to an abandoned warehouse and set us in fire - which is hilarious because he doesn't know where any of us live, and he can't drive
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The Fuck? Does he think he's the Joker or some shit? When most people make death threats they just threaten to shoot you or something, they don't come up with overly complicated and elaborate scenario's like some cackling super villain .
 
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