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I'd honestly believe Disney would be dumb enough to go through with this but I doubt they would make Ren the father since Disney would never show incest in their movies (outside of Lion King). And the new Vader comic shows that Palpatine is Vader's father now rather than the Force+Plagueis... Chances are Disney could end the movie with Rey being Shmi but the father would be left unknown until the eventual shitty comic tie-in from Marvel. But even then I'm not Kennedy would be willing to go down this route since that would result in Rey no longer being a strong and independent single woman, which is how Kennedy likes her heroes. And Rey becoming pregnant without consent is a definite no-no with Kennedy and her feminist leagues.
Yeah, its just going to be messing with 7-9(which is Disneys creation). I would even dare say that messing with the complete timeline would be a big no no with Lucas. Perhaps even legal clauses....
 
Yeah, its just going to be messing with 7-9(which is Disneys creation). I would even dare say that messing with the complete timeline would be a big no no with Lucas. Perhaps even legal clauses....

Lucas doesn't own it anymore. He only owns the distribution rights to the original series. Disney can literally do whatever they want, hence Rogue One and Solo. I'm telling you Disney WOULD do something this retarded. They want to put their mark on the entire series.
 
Lucas doesn't own it anymore. He only owns the distribution rights to the original series. Disney can literally do whatever they want, hence Rogue One and Solo. I'm telling you Disney WOULD do something this exceptional. They want to put their mark on the entire series.

Not exactly true, they're artistic clauses that Disney cannot do. I know one for sure, they cannot remake episodes 1-3.

Rogue One or Solo do not alter any film narratives. They just expand on them.
 
Not exactly true, they're artistic clauses that Disney cannot do. I know one for sure, they cannot remake episodes 1-3.

It wouldn't be remaking them, it would be changing the context. Rey would technically show up in the timeline about 10 years before Episode 1.

Of course it has, but we're talking about Disney Wars here. At best they may allow flirting, but straight up pre-marital sex involving JJ and Kennedy's precious Rey? Unlikely.

I find your lack of feminism disturbing. Rey is a stronk, independent wahmen and she can have premarital sex with whoever she likes. Also, don't forget that Daisy Ridley just did an interview where she said that Rey is all about the vibrators and dildos, and it would be sexist to think otherwise.
 
It wouldn't be remaking them, it would be changing the context. Rey would technically show up in the timeline about 10 years before Episode 1.

Which would change the artists original intent. Again, the fact that the contracts have artistic clauses could mean a whole bunch of things.

The only parties that would be peevey(exactly) to this would be Disney and Lucas...
 
So, assuming that Rey turns out to be Shmi, can you imagine how feminists and journalists would react?

Think about it, Shmi was a slave for over a decade (imagine all the shit she endured before being sold to Watto), was freed by a FUCKING WHITE MALE that married her soon after, and was later tortured to death by a tribe of Tusken Raiders. Her death caused Anakin's first moment with the Dark Side when he slaughtered the tribe out of vengeance, and served as the catalyst for his obsession with protecting Padme at any cost (the very thing that caused his downfall).

Just saying, if their symbol of feminism has to go through all that, the backlash could be a hell of a thing to witness.
 
I saw this posted on /tv/ with someone claiming its from IX, among other supposed spoilers.
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I guess this confirms the spoiler in the Galaxy's Edge toy I posted about before. Its the film's nu-scout troopers. The spoiler also included the names of all the Knights of Ren if any of you are interested in that.
 
When was the turning point when you knew something was seriously wrong for Disney's Star Wars?

TFA was mediocre but it could have been a good springboard for better movies, there was potential.

But I knew something was rotten in the state of Denmark when the makers of Rogue One went so heavy on the virtue signaling after the election, that kinda signaled the mindset behind it all.
When I sat watching TLJ. I had seen the plot leaks in this thread but I was in huge denial about those being true, Imagine how I felt when I saw it play out even worse than the text conveyed (I avoid social media because I know it would only make me feel more miserable then I sometimes feel already). Now with them messing with KOTOR I just want them to crash and burn eventually even if it takes the rest of my life, you don't fuck with a good part of my childhood and avoid my sheer full hatred
 
I still belive the time travel stuff was in the cards from the beginning. I dont think it was a course correction at all...

The opening line of TFA was "this will begin to make things right."

Pretty much what Rey, hypothetically, would be doing...

The trilogy is a mess precisely cause nothing was planned out ahead. If this time travel nonsense was something they wanted to go for at the beginning, they sure fucked up by a) choosing the most asinine bullshit plot element of all times and b) fucking up every step of the way to that plot element.

I think if time travel pops up, it's just the most massive way of retconning their entire fucking trilogy out of existence that they could find since they are aware that their trilogy killed Star Wars and they need to undo it.
Such time-travel-shenanigans are frowned upon for a reason, it means nothing that happened really mattered.

That being said, I really hope they'll make Rey go back in time to become Shmi. I really hope they do the most idiotic things with Palpatine.
This movie has to alienate everyone as much as possible, so even the shining lights and bright explosions and massive lensflares will not manage to distract the audience enough for them not to realize just how fucking dumb the movie is that they are watching.
 
Lobster-troopers...

Do they go around the galaxy forcing Resistance scum to clean their own rooms at gunpoint?
 
I think if time travel pops up, it's just the most massive way of retconning their entire fucking trilogy out of existence that they could find since they are aware that their trilogy killed Star Wars and they need to undo it.

Time travel and 'it was a dream' are both retcon asspulls which I hate, but time travel is a bit worse because it introduces a story destroying element. Just have Luke wake up next to Mara 'Milfy' Jade in an after credits sequence.
"Wow, I sure am glad I'm back at the Academy and nothing is totally brain damaged."

Done.
 
I can not see Rey become Shmi at all. It doesn’t make sense from a pragmatic standpoint. It would basically set up Episode 1 in a shit manner by having her essentially responsible for Anakin’s downfall and for Palpatine to take advantage of him at that moment.

It’d be made worse by the fact that Kylo; if they get him redeemed, becomes the father of Anakin as he and Rey make love as a sign of redemption, or whatever Alan Horn and Kennedy let JJ fart out.

I know Lucas had yes men for the prequels, but even he had a sense of when something is so stupid it’s best left out.
 
The trilogy is a mess precisely cause nothing was planned out ahead. If this time travel nonsense was something they wanted to go for at the beginning, they sure fucked up by a) choosing the most asinine bullshit plot element of all times and b) fucking up every step of the way to that plot element.

I think if time travel pops up, it's just the most massive way of retconning their entire fucking trilogy out of existence that they could find since they are aware that their trilogy killed Star Wars and they need to undo it.
Such time-travel-shenanigans are frowned upon for a reason, it means nothing that happened really mattered.

That being said, I really hope they'll make Rey go back in time to become Shmi. I really hope they do the most idiotic things with Palpatine.
This movie has to alienate everyone as much as possible, so even the shining lights and bright explosions and massive lensflares will not manage to distract the audience enough for them not to realize just how fucking dumb the movie is that they are watching.

Oh, I'm not in disagreement that the trilogy is a mess. But, I suspect this was the final destination ever since JJ was signed on for TFA. I could get into the details(honestly, it would be exhausting), but I think there were bullet points that were protected from the beginning.

This lines up with what General was saying about time travel crap being introduced, even before TFA was released...

Each director could execute and modify certain things but everywhere lead to the same end. Its why JJ stayed on as a producer for TLJ...

As I pointed out earlier, hints were in every movie(that I can see). I guess we won't know for sure until some production memoir is written. Just because I dont believe this trilogy was utterly rudderless, doesn't mean it was a good idea to begin with....
 
Lobster-troopers...

Do they go around the galaxy forcing Resistance scum to clean their own rooms at gunpoint?

"Wash your penis, Kylo Ren!"

I know Lucas had yes men for the prequels, but even he had a sense of when something is so stupid it’s best left out.

Umm... Jar Jar Binks.

most of 8 didn't make sense from a pragmatic standpoint
but here we are

This. Disney Star Wars already went full retard, and then called everyone racist and sexist when they said, "Oh no, Disney! You're going full retard!! Please stop!!"

So now they're going Super Full Retard. Turbo Retard.
 
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