🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Coster]

My so-called "best friend", like I've mentioned before, is a complete moron that I'm expected to be buds with out of necessity.

Like, I'm someone who's okay with helping you if you're okay with it, but are you really this big of a piece of shit?

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

taken for an idiot,

But you are an idiot.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm embarrassed to be around him. The thing is, I have no fucking choice but to tolerate his presence. Why do I have to go through life dealing with shitty, obnoxious, or stupid people without blowing their fucking heads off?

WHAT DOES HE DO? How do you not understand?

 

[ON 190]

Why do I have to go through life dealing with shitty, obnoxious, or stupid people without blowing their fucking heads off?

Because murder is still frowned upon.

 

[Connor Bible]

WHAT DOES HE DO? How do you not understand?

He's just an annoying retard.

 

[Arkangel]

I'm embarrassed to be around him. The thing is, I have no fucking choice but to tolerate his presence. Why do I have to go through life dealing with shitty, obnoxious, or stupid people without blowing their fucking heads off?

If you don't like him, then STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HIM. Is there some outside force compelling you to keep your friendship with this person?

Also, stop trollshielding. your friend is a non-factor in this discussion.

 

[Uzumaki]

I'm embarrassed to be around him. The thing is, I have no fucking choice but to tolerate his presence. Why do I have to go through life dealing with shitty, obnoxious, or stupid people without blowing their fucking heads off?

Because you're also shitty, you're certainly obnoxious and you're also pretty stupid (given your inability to answer a simple question after like 4-5 tries).

 

[lolwut]

So... you're expecting me to go out into the world and just do stuff without worrying about success or failure?

Worked for me so far, and many others, too. It's called a gambit.

So, I'm expected to persevere, knowing I'd most likely fail?

See above.

I'm starting to sound like a character from some existentialist novel.

You're starting to sound like the Golden Knight.

So you're saying life is a challenge?

It wouldn't be worth living if it wasn't.

What's the point of trying when I know that I'm going to fail, or be undermined?

For the right to say that you DID try. That, for better or worse, you gave it your all.

And how the fuck do I accomplish that? I always get stabbed in the back when I try to make some.

Then go without friends for awhile. When I was younger, I was bullied every day at school and at times harrased at home. You know what I did? I cut myself off from all the assholes and became a hermit for two years while I focused on growing as a person. When I came back to society I was much more mature and people respected me. Then I didn't need to make a concerted effort to make friends, they came naturally.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

He's just an annoying exceptional individual.

Can you stop being a hypocrite for one post and answer the question?

 

[Coster]

Connor, you don't even care about making friends. I've heard multiple people say that they've had Skype calls with you where the moment the topic switched to something you weren't interested in you hung up.

 

[Null]

He's just an annoying exceptional individual.

So he's a loud, bothersome person with no real job? Ok. There ya go.

 

[Strewth]

I'm not sure if Connor is deliberately avoiding giving an answer, or if he's just really this much of a spastic.

 

[Locksnap]

Connor, is your best friend actually a mirror that you carry around with you and talk to? I can't get over this bizarre hypocrisy you're showing.

 

[Connor Bible]

Connor, you don't even care about making friends. I've heard multiple people say that they've had Skype calls with you where the moment the topic switched to something you weren't interested in you hung up.

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

 

[Coster]

I am literally unable to demonstrate even the most elementary of basic social and listening skills.

 

[Fredegunde]

Connor, you don't even care about making friends. I've heard multiple people say that they've had Skype calls with you where the moment the topic switched to something you weren't interested in you hung up.

Jfc. No wonder he doesn't have friends.

Connor, maybe you should just go hang out with Chris or something. You seem to have about the same level of concern for other people.

 

[EI 903]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

If you don't care about other people, why do you post on various forums expecting them to care about you?

 

[Arkangel]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

No one is asking you to care. We ask that you be polite and not derail discussions like you usually do.

 

[lolwut]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

No, I certainly don't. Just don't be surprised when people think you're an asshole for it.

 

[Null]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

you could just make your own friends and stop being a spasm. not that hard.

also you need to stop being so arrogant. you're a slow speaker and you don't contribute to conversations. lording yourself over someone who is in all likelihood an intellectual peer is a bad show.