🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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Look at how enraged the alpha hambeast is.
Poor Tam-Tam. Not only is she so stupid that she doesn't realize that making a big fuss over the sign plays right into the trolls' hands but, just by holding the sign up next to her, she has given folks looking for a new forum avatar a gift from heaven.
 
Unwatchable "reaction" video where Hammy and Amy react to a channel called A Fag With Passion. Although if you check the channel it is titled Allyssa Bowen so I assume she changed it recently.

Horrible audio and video. You can barely hear the videos they are reacting to. With every video Slaton quality flushes further down the toilet it was already clogging.


That thumbnail is the last thing you see before the feast begins.

In the comments someone says Alyssa is 14. I checked the channel and that seems right on the money. I don't think Amy and Tammy realise this. Tammy says she is proud of Alyssa for showing her legs. :roll:

I have a feeling neither cetacean checked out the channel prior to filming the video despite Tammy saying she did.

Because Alyssa is overweight the Slatons have plenty of tips for filming with confidence. You see, Tammy actually hates filming her face and upper body. Well you could have fooled me given how many lives you did where the camera was positioned right up your nose for two and a half hours straight. Amy also admits to how uneasy she was about showing her face. Well if I looked like a 55 year old pig woman who is perpetually sucking on lemons I wouldn't want to show my face either. 🤮

The Slaton sisters also suggest that Alyssa use a backgrond. Because the Slatons are just so meticulous about video quality. Now that they are about to be teevee stars they think they are qualified to give out advice. Alyssa is 14 and doesn't know any better. Hopefully she will grow out of finding the Slatons inspiring because they are not rolemodels for anyone.

Tammy makes sure to mention that her birthday is coming up. She still wants a puppy or a kitty. Or both. Please God no. Tammy has said many times that she hates animals. After that outburst over Mickey the cat I wouldn't want HamTam to get a pet rock. If Amy presents her with a pet the haterade is going to rightiously flow. And she will deserve every drop. Nice hinting that Amy should get you a pet for your birthday. I seriously fear the worst.

Also note that Amy seems to be aware of how easily Tammy could squash a small animal. Little Bit keeps laying behind Tammy and Amy keeps picking her up despite Tammy saying she'll be fine. Watch Tammy get a tiny chihuahua that will go missing and be found stuck to the bottom of her ass when she takes her monthly 30 second shower. Regardless of its fate the animal is going to be mistreated.
 
Okay. Semi-serious question here...

How would you categorize Tam-Tam's (and Amy's, FTM) body shape? Potato? Lump of clay? Michelin Man? Mr. Stay-Puft?
i would say they're barely sentient lumps of meat, but we all know its more fat than anything else in there.
 
In the video where Tammy is talking about her sign, she also explains about bullying as well and how it is bad. WHILE BEING A BULLY TOWARDS HER OWN SISTER WHO HAS ACTUALLY BEEN TRYING TO BE NICE TO HER AND DID NOT DO ANY THING WRONG.

I am not saying bullying is right. It definitely is not. But that does not mean Tammy should be rude towards her own sister and nephew... And it always seems she only reacts to her haters while completely ignoring the people trying to be nice to her. I just cannot understand why Tammy can behave like her younger sister, Amy.
 
Oh, I forgot to mention that Tammy says her curtain is a sheet because she can't afford curtains right now. Sure Tam. :roll:

So that isn't a Dollar Tree brand trash bag. It's some cheapo sheet instead. I have to wonder if she mentioned this because she is hinting at free curtains.

Of course she is!:lol:
 



I actually kind of feel bad for Amy on this one.
 



I actually kind of feel bad for Amy on this one.

Well I wouldn't blame anyone for mistaking that lazy-eyed landwhale for either of the Slatons. They do look almost identical with how fat and re.tarded they look (and are).
 
Oh, I forgot to mention that Tammy says her curtain is a sheet because she can't afford curtains right now. Sure Tam. :roll:

So that isn't a Dollar Tree brand trash bag. It's some cheapo sheet instead. I have to wonder if she mentioned this because she is hinting at free curtains.

Of course she is!:lol:
I was going to ask if she spent all of her show money on Dollar General shit, but we all know it just went to food.
 
I actually kind of feel bad for Amy on this one.
Nah. As far as I'm concerned, any excuse to reuse that mugshot is a good one.

Well I wouldn't blame anyone for mistaking that lazy-eyed landwhale for either of the Slatons. They do look almost identical with how fat and re.tarded they look (and are).
That is indeed an actual picture of Amy from several years back (and before she got internet famous). IIRC, she got arrested for stealing a book from some grocery store or a variety store and that is the mugshot they took when she got booked.
 
Nah. As far as I'm concerned, any excuse to reuse that mugshot is a good one.


That is indeed an actual picture of Amy from several years back (and before she got internet famous). IIRC, she got arrested for stealing a book from some grocery store or a variety store and that is the mugshot they took when she got booked.

Well shit- glad to see that long before she got internet infamous, she still had that signature slaton wall-eyed, braindead, bumblefuck hick look.
 
That has got to be the most terrifying face I have seen since I had sleep paralysis when I was 16. That expression and swollen face reminds me way too much of:

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That. (I am so sorry for the nightmares I'm gonna give to you guys)

Edit: original comparison wasn't good enough to convey my horror at Ham Ham's face.
That picture looks like it came from those ridiculously scary stories I used to read as a kid. Scary Stories to Read in the Dark
 
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