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Occam's Epilady said:
Okay, that makes sense now. I think you're right. Just playing around with this TPN calculator (https://clincalc.com/TPN/Macronutrients.aspx), she's probably getting another 400-600 calories of lipids, maybe, for around 1500 cal/day total?

Disclaimer: I know nothing. Just got curious about why healthcare dollars are being spent pumping fat and sugar into this chick and was wondering what exactly she was getting.
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In all fairness, Kat probably did fuck up her insides pretty bad at one point. She's had three open abdominal surgeries plus her feeding tube insertion. Did she need them all? Maybe. The first one was before she got her current instagram, the second went through that same incision and was a partial bowel resection and appendectomy that she calls her "redo" indicating that the first was also a partial bowel resection, and the third she never explained but they opened her from sternum to groin.

Clearly she's not having any problems absorbing and digesting food now since she's obese and put on the weight very rapidly so this doesn't explain why she's on it now, except that she was willing to starve herself for almost a month after they took it away from her in June.
 
I just can’t wrap my head around wanting TPN when you’re already overweight by so much. It’s like extra calories you don’t even get to enjoy, it’s such a weird thing.
I can kind Of understand wanting various ports and tubes to purge through or as a sympathy/attention thing or as a way of avoiding and restricting, that makes sense even if it’s dumb. But stuffing your face and going after TPN is just really odd somehow even by munchie standards.

Is she going after the venous line access for drugs? Someone explain the thinking behind this to me for I am boggled

ETA; if you don’t use your GI tract it atrophies - TPN shouldn’t be used at all on anyone with an intact system who can digest food unless there’s a serious reason the GI system needs to rest. As she’s pretty big, it’s obvious she’s digesting just fine. So odd
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
D'oh. I'm dumb, I figured it out. They're not counting the lipids because those are in a separate bag.

So if she's doing 70% dextrose, 15% clinisol, then the other 15% is the lipid mix. i think.

And if not... I never claimed to be a doctor or a nurse or good at math etc etc.
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They might not give her lipids at all if her cholesterol is high or her liver enzymes are off. If this is only for the short term, they don't need to worry about getting enough calories.
 
AnotherLolAnon said:
They might not give her lipids at all if her cholesterol is high or her liver enzymes are off. If this is only for the short term, they don't need to worry about getting enough calories.
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it's never been short-term with Kat before. This is her third round of TPN and both other times have been a year or more with only a few weeks off between.

Otterly said:
Is she going after the venous line access for drugs? Someone explain the thinking behind this to me for I am boggled
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Nope. She's had a hickman twice but still does her meds through her J-tube as shown in this pic from the last time she had one... which just makes it even more obvious her intestines work.

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Funny, the reason Jaquie kept her feeding tube in was because she wanted to do her non-IV meds through it. Look where that got her.

Lol new mod post at IF about how posting everything amanda does is boring bullying. Okay, then approve some new "subjects."
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Sooper Speshul Southerner said:
I've been mostly lurking, or pretty much out of the loop altogether, for a few days because reasons...but I just wandered over the IF to check things out, and what the hell??? Do they ever talk about anyone besides Amanda? Is there really that little going on in the munchie world right now?
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Kate Farms Shill said:
Lol new mod post at IF about how posting everything amanda does is boring bullying. Okay, then approve some new "subjects."

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You see the impact you have, right? Someone new will get approved next.
 
DrMrsBlueMorpho said:
You see the impact you have, right? Someone new will get approved next.
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Yeah and it'll be another person no one cares about. Anyone who is entertaining is too crazypants for them and anyone who they feel is appropriate to stalk and gossip about document and discuss is boring as all hell to the point where there's several approved "subjects" that never get mentioned. Some faggot keeps chatting me trying to get me to write about this person I don't give a fuck about who's already approved but no one ever talks about.

Sorry, I've got a fatty pumping her body full of liquid sugar, a zombie who rips chunks of necrotic flesh off her legs and superglues her hand to her crotch, a jesus freak skelly with an ab-anus, a rétard I know IRL who just got herself a shiny central line to kill herself with, and a genderspecial in an unnecessary power chair who used to mod their sub. None of them are "approved" because they're too crazy and/or too Kittenbread. Why the fuck would I want to go over there and talk about another boring EDS faker?
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
Sorry, I've got a fatty pumping her body full of liquid sugar, a zombie who rips chunks of necrotic flesh off her legs and superglues her hand to her crotch, a jesus freak skelly with an ab-anus, a rétard I know IRL who just got herself a shiny central line to kill herself with, and a genderspecial in an unnecessary power chair who used to mod their sub.
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my god, you have a way with words.
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
Yeah and it'll be another person no one cares about. Anyone who is entertaining is too crazypants for them and anyone who they feel is appropriate to stalk and gossip about document and discuss is boring as all hell to the point where there's several approved "subjects" that never get mentioned. Some faggot keeps chatting me trying to get me to write about this person I don't give a fuck about who's already approved but no one ever talks about.

Sorry, I've got a fatty pumping her body full of liquid sugar, a zombie who rips chunks of necrotic flesh off her legs and superglues her hand to her crotch, a jesus freak skelly with an ab-anus, a rétard I know IRL who just got herself a shiny central line to kill herself with, and a genderspecial in an unnecessary power chair who used to mod their sub. None of them are "approved" because they're too crazy and/or too Kittenbread. Why the fuck would I want to go over there and talk about another boring EDS faker?
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To be honest, I would hate if any of them got approved. They would ruin the fun with all their spergy comments about our faves.
 
Thank you for the updates on Dani, @KateFarmsShill. I saw her videos but hadn't the fortitude to slog through them. And her IG gives a much more complete story than just her youtube videos. I'm still loling over the idea of her and her boyfriend moving in together.

Give it up, Dani. You're the side bitch and have been a long, long time.
 
Cold Waffle said:
Why not take it one step further? Someone needs to organize a Fantasy Munchie game. Select your squad, then earn points for how they munch.
Hospital selfie: 10 points
Service dog: 50 points
Service dog misbehaves: 25 points
Power port: 50 points
TPN: 60 points
Death: 300 points (see: catching golden snitch)

The ultimate death pool.
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I think we could add in a few things like posts meds with address visible, spergout because Doc appointment didn't go their way, wheelchair abuse, ambulance selfie, filming a seizure and maybe something for TMI or gross posting. It might broaden the pool a little bit to make things more interesting.

and only one of my munchie faves has a dog
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
Except me for some reason. :story:
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I am relatively pissed I’m not getting notifications on this thread all flipping day. KFS, they are both scared of you as you seemingly have the ability to get dirt and dox whoever you want and indebted to you because you have the goods they want.

All hail KFS.
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
I think we could add in a few things like posts meds with address visible, spergout because Doc appointment didn't go their way, wheelchair abuse, ambulance selfie, filming a seizure and maybe something for TMI or gross posting. It might broaden the pool a little bit to make things more interesting.

and only one of my munchie faves has a dog
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All excellent suggestions -- especially the ambulance selfies and the seizure videos. I think we could also go for certain buzz phrases.

Thought: If one of our stars happens to be reading along here, they might see a point system as some sort of incentive to munch. Not sure how that'd pan out.
 
Cold Waffle said:
All excellent suggestions -- especially the ambulance selfies and the seizure videos. I think we could also go for certain buzz phrases.

Thought: If one of our stars happens to be reading along here, they might see a point system as some sort of incentive to munch. Not sure how that'd pan out.
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Or they would screen cap it and cry on Facebook about how mean we all are for making a game out their totally real condishuns. Or Maybe just put something completely random in to spot the faker among the fakers.
 
Ellesse_warrior said:
Or they would screen cap it and cry on Facebook about how mean we all are for making a game out their totally real condishuns. Or Maybe just put something completely random in to spot the faker among the fakers.
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This begs the question: Do we award extra points when they break the 4th wall?
 
Today is Cow Appreciation Day. In honor of this, I’ve watched Jan’s latest video so you all don’t have to. In this video, Jan and her family and some girl who is a girlfriend of her cousin or something that she latches onto (“she took me to the restroom!”) all go to the pool and cabana at the resort next to Universal her dad is staying at. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60pko2VO6RY&t=13s

Amazingly, Jaq Jaq’s Barbie Car is nowhere to be seen. Jan walks all the way from her hotel room to the parking lot, presumably drives across the street, or someone else does, and then goes all the way to the pool. We see her walking around the pool, playing cornhole with no issues. She also talks about POTS and said she has no issues with being out in the heat, unlike Jaq Jaq. She seems damned healthy to me. I’m curious to see how in the fuck she’s going to justify using the Barbie car in the video where they go to universal theme park tomorrow. God, she is so weird with other women, talking about how this girl in her cabana (I guess cousin or girlfriend of someone, I don’t watch enough to know) is showing her up with how she is dressed, how she took her to the bathroom, puts multiple clips of her shaking her booty.

Oh, and she mentions how Paul can’t be out in the sun due to how sensititive his skin is and how high his risk for skin cancer is because of Chrohns. She is such a FUCKING moron. This has been everything to do with the medications he’s on FOR chrohns of course, not the chrohns itself.

Edit to Add: I watched the prior video where they show the Barbie Car in the car and Jan talks about why they aren’t taking Orion to Universal. She says how neither she nor Orion do well in the heat and last time they took him, he was whining within an hour. She also mentions how there is only one ride she can take Orion on at Universal where there are many rides they can take him on at Disney, so it isn’t fun. Y’all, it must be so nice to be so adjustable that you don’t really need your service dog when it is hot and you want to have fun.
 
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Cold Waffle said:
All excellent suggestions -- especially the ambulance selfies and the seizure videos. I think we could also go for certain buzz phrases.

Thought: If one of our stars happens to be reading along here, they might see a point system as some sort of incentive to munch. Not sure how that'd pan out.
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We’re not here to save them from themselves. We’re here to observe and ridicule.
 
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