🍗 Deathfat The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

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Everyone in that household is dumb and lazy as shit. You shouldn't need a fancy high school degree to know that you shouldn’t film your motherfucking chin at a Dutch angle when reviewing a product. You’re not filming a straight-to-Walmart horror movie. Even fucking Jack “Cooking with Salmonella” Scalfani isn’t dumb enough to do the that. That’s some god-tier mental re.tardation.
 
A Owl said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9GUNPSoOEls
Tl:dw, Spud / sped camerawork and frame rate, fucking gross multichin and armflab angles, and Mike's abhorrent nails highly visible esp. from around the 15 minute mark :cryblood:
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First off Aims, It's Simpot. Your pronunciation and the video's title are different. When you review something make sure you have the right name. Why am I even saying this? :roll:

She can't even pronounce borsht. I am surprised that Michael was capable of speaking and standing at the same time. They taught him well in sped class.

Also note that Amy is wearing a metal ring. I thought she couldn't wear metal because it gave her an allergic reaction i.e cut off her circulation? I think that it's possible she did lose a small amount of weight and her fingers are less bloated now. So metal rings aren't gonna result in a lost finger. Although overall she looks as fat as ever to me.

The video quality is utter garbage again. She had gotten a lot better (for a Slaton) and now she is back to the way the videos were in the beginning. I guess when the teevee folks are paying you to pretend to give a damn about weightloss your views don't matter anymore. Zero effort blurry carma zoomed right in on her gigantic upper half. Does Amy realise that when she wears those $1.50 Walmart spaghetti tops with the carma all up in her face she looks naked? Half the time her neck fat is swallowing the straps. It's repulsive.

I've noticed that I pretty much only see obeasts wearing those tops lately. I guess it's a fatty thing because they are cheap and you can air out the bingo wings.

Amy says she has been busy at the gym. In the Scentsy video she also said that for her and Michael's three month anniversary they decided to go to the gym and that's why they were there. 🤔

Now talk about romantic! I can't think of anyone outside of fitness obsessed gym freaks who would call that an anniversary outing. Amy just should have said it was her dietician's idea and that Michael was there for support. They filmed it to watch later as a reference point. That would suffice well. But Amy cannot into damage control. She too dumm to think up the most logical excuse. So she ends up with anniversary date. To the gym. Two fatties go on a date at the gym. Sure Jan.:roll:
 
i kind of feel like it was sorta immoral to let mike marry amy when he's obviously so low-functioning.
he should almost definitely have a wrangler. amy's no confucius but even she seems to possess more brain power than him. yikes.
 
rattrap said:
i kind of feel like it was sorta immoral to let mike marry amy when he's obviously so low-functioning.
he should almost definitely have a wrangler. amy's no confucius but even she seems to possess more brain power than him. yikes.
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I think he's dumber than Tammy. He only has a job because he isn't too big to be immobile and can follow instructions well enough to do manual labor. He always looks so vacant. Nothing is going on upstairs. That means Amy is the smart one.:lol:

I'm imaging fat, wonky eyed kids drooling into their cereal every morning as they wait for the short bus to pick them up and take them to sped class. Please dear God let Amy be infertile,
 
Dysnomia said:
I think he's dumber than Tammy. He only has a job because he isn't too big to be immobile and can follow instructions well enough to do manual labor. He always looks so vacant. Nothing is going on upstairs.
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i'm so glad someone else actually thinks this and i'm not just being mean or uh... ignorant of how people are in the south.
 
You have to wonder, though – does Amy shave down there? Does she rock a full blown bush? Does Mike do it for her?
I just can't see how sexual intercourse works out between them at all. It's so absurd to imagine.
 
saisegeha said:
You have to wonder, though – does Amy shave down there? Does she rock a full blown bush? Does Mike do it for her?
I just can't see how sexual intercourse works out between them at all. It's so absurd to imagine.
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She probably hasn't seen her vag since... well she's always been this big so she probably hasn't never seen her vag. I'd imagine Mike would have to shave for her which is a frightening thought. idk if he's smart enough to not cut her femoral artery while doing it.
 
Bunny said:
She probably hasn't seen her vag since... well she's always been this big so she probably hasn't never seen her vag. I'd imagine Mike would have to shave for her which is a frightening thought. idk if he's smart enough to not cut her femoral artery while doing it.
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You know what, it's barely been an hour and I already regret writing that. Not because of what I said, but because of how many more questions it opens up.

What positions works best for them? (Anyone who was desperate enough to sleep with an obese girl knows that uh... how do I put it... "the waves of their ocean can put any ship out of the water")
What's the smell like? Are they aware of how disgusting it is or does it actually turn them on? Is Mike able to reach her vagina or do they use a dildo of sorts? Does Amy like anal? Do they ever have food sex? Does Amy want to have melted chocolate licked off her 404-Belly-Button?

Just so many questions that will never be answered (...I hope).
 
saisegeha said:
You know what, it's barely been an hour and I already regret writing that. Not because of what I said, but because of how many more questions it opens up.

What positions works best for them? (Anyone who was desperate enough to sleep with an obese girl knows that uh... how do I put it... "the waves of their ocean can put any ship out of the water")
What's the smell like? Are they aware of how disgusting it is or does it actually turn them on? Is Mike able to reach her vagina or do they use a dildo of sorts? Does Amy like anal? Do they ever have food sex? Does Amy want to have melted chocolate licked off her 404-Belly-Button?

Just so many questions that will never be answered (...I hope).
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Well if I were to wager a guess- I'd assume he has to push back folds upon folds of rotting fat and skin and do it doggy style (if he were to do it missionary that would kill him, and reverse cowgirl would make it impossible for him to stick his incest meat into her eldritch location of a vagina) and the smell would probably be an unholy mixture of sweat, BO, crotch rot, piss, feces, and month old food festering in Amy's folds and maw.
 
I think someone on this thread mentioned once that deathfats lift up the fupa with a broom stick or such. But the pubes are a whole separate story. That shit starts to mat after a while. And also take into consideration that Mike has a subpar IQ and is stupid enough to a. not be able to locate the vagina in the first place and b. get off on just fucking a fold.
 
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Someone sent Tammy a sign that says "beware of pig". I personally think it was pretty mean, however, Tammy's response shows what an aggressive person she is and acting as if she is so perfect and thinks a person is a hater even when they are just telling the truth and not being mean to her at all.
 
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Someone sent Tammy a sign that says "beware of pig". I personally think it was pretty mean, however, Tammy's response shows what an aggressive person she is and acting as if she is so perfect and thinks a person is a hater even when they are just telling the truth and not being mean to her at all.
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How is it mean when it's the god damn truth? For as morbidly obese as Ham-Ham is, I am impressed that somehow she's more flexible than Romanian gymnasts if her head is that far up her beetus coated digestive tract.
 
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