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I know this is extremely late, but why can't we rate ourselves mad on the internet? REEEEEEE what the fuck, Jack?
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Aaway
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exactly
charles can put out quality fishing content on his own but jack the glutton is using fish hook feed his food addiction and instead charles is reviewing arby's fish sandwiches
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Like I've mused before, it is impossible to a-log jack because he is just that fucking vile.
Even just now, my girlfriend, who hates this site, walks by and sees me scrolling through this thread: "Why isn't that fat guy dead yet?"
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She raises a good point. How the fuck is Jack still alive?
Ohlongjohnson
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It is possible all the fats oils grease and artificial preservative unhealthy shit he eats are keeping him alive is some weird schrodinger's kinda way.
Gladatha
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Here is some vintage classic Jack. It is shot at home after the fact so we don't get to see the restaurant exchange which I'm sure was awful. He had ordered two huge "salads" (they come in like a taco bowl and they are dredged in cheese so healthy!) and a smaller salad and they are losing their minds about the fact that they had to pay for extra dressing. They got two dressings for free which they determine isn't enough so they order FOUR more which they pay for...
Like, how much is enough? If you go through dressing like the Scalfanis, expect to pay extra.
Jack Jr is young here and looks upset.
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Aaway
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its pretty remarkable really
he's obese, suffers from diabetes, has had two strokes, lost the use of his right arm, hospitalized for kidney stones a couple times, and still he continues to shovel garbage down his mouth giving zero fucks about his health
JackDavis
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"My wife hit the roof! Unbelievable!" Over not enough dressing? I believe it too, Tammy sounded sad/angry as fuck when she was speaking. You fat fucking cows.
Also there's another bag off to the side with two more boxes, I wonder what's in them?
captkrisma
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"...and we'd been going there a year"
There's the root of the problem. Either Jack never ordered salads from there before, or he has entitlement issues due to him being a "loyal customer". And lol at Jack saying his salad was the side salad. We all know, Jack. No sense in hiding.
Captain Ahab
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Jack is such a douchebag. I wonder how much spit and cum he’s eaten over the years.
JackDavis
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From the restaurants or his friends?
salmonellajack
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That Charo Chicken video...
What an obnoxious pair of cunts
What an obnoxious pair of cunts
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lol yes
The hosts knew at that moment that Jack didn't know anything about cooking or the sauce business and just wanted to make more popular his YouTube channel. When they asked him about the numbers of his own sauce sellings Jack had no idea. The moment when he ends up crying and talking back to the hosts is truly shameful.
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Scumbags like Jack are why places quit offering free things.
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Why not just buy your own fucking bottle of salad dressing at the store for probably like two dollars lmao
Also, that "salad" is a giant taco filled with melted cheese, chicken, guacamole and lettuce. Seriously playing with the boundaries of what you can call a salad there.
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I honestly see 2/3s of the containers as chicken taco bowls. The smallest container is at best only arguably a garden salad because those goddamn nachos, cheese, and chicken seem as prevalent as the greens. Even then it's still more of a taco salad, ie a dinner salad that is more meat based than greens based.
Charlie Delicious
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Did you catch Jack's suggestions to Neon Pig for how to make their fries better? He recommends that they chop their onions and bacon into "a powdery form" and drizzle the fries with oil to make it stick.
Foodie Jack Scalfani
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That's legit stupid unless you're making them via oven and this is with seasoning.
This set up works very well for seasoning spuds for the oven because Jack is right in this case; the oil allows for the spices to stick to the potato and permeate as it cooks. But in this case he's talking about deep frying most likely; given that the place makes chips as well as fries. It's pointless to oil up if you're already frying them in oil, since it pretty much goes away...
Also, you have to be a goober to prefer onion powder and powderized bacon over sliced versions to pair off with instead.
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