🦊 Furry Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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So to Lily, not being offended by the natives in Peter Pan is enough to disown your family. Also, why are you telling them to leave? Do you know if they have a job and are capable of supporting themselves immediately?

Disney's Peter Pan movie came out in 1953. It's so stupid to be offended over a movie from almost 70 years ago not conforming to modern standards of political correctness...
 

So to Lily, not being offended by the natives in Peter Pan is enough to disown your family. Also, why are you telling them to leave? Do you know if they have a job and are capable of supporting themselves immediately?
how must of a bitch do you have to be to disown your fucking family just because they disagree with you about "problematic" content in a cartoon.
 
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were it anyone else, I'd almost call the idea reasonable as a story. But the 'babu' specification is more specific than it needs to be.
 
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were it anyone else, I'd almost call the idea reasonable as a story. But the 'babu' specification is more specific than it needs to be.
Ironic that she calls Beauty and Beast a “sleazy romance” yet her idea for a “wholesome love story for the ages” sounds like something Jared Fogle would write.
 
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were it anyone else, I'd almost call the idea reasonable as a story. But the 'babu' specification is more specific than it needs to be.

A childhood friend romance. How original.

Technically, yes, two kids growing up together as best friends turned romantic partners later in life is cute and wholesome, if incredibly corny and saccharine. But the fact that it's Lily talking about lesbian toddlers again, makes the whole thing feel dirty and fetishistic just by association.

And putting that aside, when I think of a love story for the ages, I think of something a little more meaningful. A story where the protagonists' love is tried and tested and found true in the face of adversity, not a childhood friend romance feelgood flick without stakes or conflict. Lily does not have the skills to write the engaging and entertaining characters needed to keep a slice of life story from being boring.
 
A childhood friend romance. How original.

Technically, yes, two kids growing up together as best friends turned romantic partners later in life is cute and wholesome, if incredibly corny and saccharine. But the fact that it's Lily talking about lesbian toddlers again, makes the whole thing feel dirty and fetishistic just by association.

And putting that aside, when I think of a love story for the ages, I think of something a little more meaningful. A story where the protagonists' love is tried and tested and found true in the face of adversity, not a childhood friend romance feelgood flick without stakes or conflict. Lily does not have the skills to write the engaging and entertaining characters needed to keep a slice of life story from being boring.
All of Jerry's brilliant writing ideas are just common, cliche stories except with an LGBT twist that somehow makes it brilliant.

It's just a typical 'childhood best friend romance' only it's with girls instead of a boy/girl.

He also likes to absolve his stories of almost any kind of conflict and/or trivializes all forms of conflict, so everything he writes just amounts to 'cute thing happen.'

Even Full House had things that happened in each episode, not just half an hour of babus playing in the sand and kissing.

Jerry's ideal form of literature is basically a cute baby compilation in text form.
 
i diont think we would mind the 'cute babies doing cute shit in text form' if that wasnt ALL of his taste;. Like many writers love to just just back and write a short little cute story here and there or 'take brakes' from their usual shit just too write simple things and thats ok, but when this is all you have? and didnt he once say he wanted to become a professional writer? good luck because not many people would pay for something like this when they can just google funny/cute baby videos online.
 
All of Jerry's brilliant writing ideas are just common, cliche stories except with an LGBT twist that somehow makes it brilliant.

It's just a typical 'childhood best friend romance' only it's with girls instead of a boy/girl.

He also likes to absolve his stories of almost any kind of conflict and/or trivializes all forms of conflict, so everything he writes just amounts to 'cute thing happen.'

Even Full House had things that happened in each episode, not just half an hour of babus playing in the sand and kissing.

Jerry's ideal form of literature is basically a cute baby compilation in text form.
Little late on my part, but I find it pretty fun when she gets defensive about it.
Like someone'll ask her "why does it have to be little kids? Or why do you only like lesbians?" And she'll flip the fuck out with her usual shpeel.

Lily, dude, you can like romances between little kids, you can go full Shmorky, but you have to have something better to fall back on besides "well why not like it? You're just homophobic." What aspect of two little girls scissoring captures your attention so much? Jesus you would like dragon Maid
 
i diont think we would mind the 'cute babies doing cute shit in text form' if that wasnt ALL of his taste;. Like many writers love to just just back and write a short little cute story here and there or 'take brakes' from their usual shit just too write simple things and thats ok, but when this is all you have? and didnt he once say he wanted to become a professional writer? good luck because not many people would pay for something like this when they can just google funny/cute baby videos online.

There is nothing wrong with writing a relaxed piece of Coffee Shop AU fluff where only good things happen to your favorite characters.
But it's not exactly high literature or a story for the ages.

To be precise, Lily claims that she already is a professional writer, because she professionally writes her own scripts for her videos.
 
To be precise, Lily claims that she already is a professional writer, because she professionally writes her own scripts for her videos
frankly I'd put "Professional" in huge ass air quotes because Lily is self employed and is providing a service I already get from most social media sites, often with out even wanting it. At least with people like moviebob you can at least say his services are quality enough a website pays him to make content for them, which personally feels more like the watermark to qualify for "Proffessional"
 
Way to be sexist, Jerry. You know, I was gonna say this as a comment to his "lovestory of the ages" but I think Jerry would be a parent that would put his kid up for adoption if it turns out to be a son.
 
Way to be sexist, Jerry. You know, I was gonna say this as a comment to his "lovestory of the ages" but I think Jerry would be a parent that would put his kid up for adoption if it turns out to be a son.
thankfully that won't happen anytime soon
 
If there's anything to the "female brain, male body" argument, it's listening to this faggot talk in literally any of his videos. God fucking damn.

His Steven Universe video is a work of art, but not in the way he and his fanbase might think. It's a work of art in just how long someone can bitch about a children's cartoon show.
 
Jerry’s got an answer for everything huh?

“I really got to lol at u for thinking you made a point. Valithria is literally only evil because God conditioned her to be that way.’

Jerry, I gotta ask why you think Valithria isn’t supposed to be sympathetic, because you keep writing everything about them to BE that way. They’re a victim of circumstance, they never wanted their job, it’s not HER fault she’s an asshole, God made her that way.

This is a writing tactic used to shift the blame for a character’s actions onto something else, absolving them of responsibility and making them sympathetic to the audience who may start to see their actions differently. The characters actions are no longer their own because they don’t want to do that, don’t know any other way because of how they were raised, they’re just doing their job and take no pleasure in it, etc.

This character is a murderer because they were abused as a child. It’s not THEIR fault! They had no choice! If only someone had shown them kindness.

The only difference is that you just keep telling us Valithria doesn’t want sympathy. If you don’t want her to be sympathetic, than stop coming up with excuses for her actions when it’s convenient to whatever argument you’re trying to make.
 
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Jerry’s got an answer for everything huh?

“I really got to lol at u for thinking you made a point. Valithria is literally only evil because God conditioned her to be that way.’

Jerry, I gotta ask why you think Valithria isn’t supposed to be sympathetic, because you keep writing everything about them to BE that way. They’re a victim of circumstance, they never wanted their job, it’s not HER fault she’s an asshole, God made her that way.

This is a writing tactic used to shift the blame for a character’s actions onto something else, absolving them of responsibility and making them sympathetic to the audience who may start to see their actions differently. The characters actions are no longer their own because they don’t want to do that, don’t know any other way because of how they were raised, they’re just doing their job and take no pleasure in it, etc.

This character is a murderer because they were abused as a child. It’s not THEIR fault! They had no choice! If only someone had shown them kindness.

The only difference is that you just keep telling us Valithria doesn’t want sympathy. If you don’t want her to be sympathetic, than stop coming up with excuses for her actions when it’s convenient to whatever argument you’re trying to make.
And let's not forget how terrible Rebecca Sugar is for making the rulers of a fascist empire sympathetic.
Lily's trying to write Macbeth, but it comes off more like Tanya the Evil, or Overlord. Val-what's her face may not want our sympathy, but Lily does.
 
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