🪦 Deceased Jonathan C. Holiday / TransEthics / Toren Valimir / Toren Wilder / Victoria "Vikki" Valimir/Darling - Phil's Former Roommate, Alcoholic Mooch, #AnalRips

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Is no one going to mention his voice? :story:
What the actual fuck is that? This nigger sounds and looks like an acid washed version of Tex Avery's Droopy.

Also, he just looks how he did when he was a dude. No one would be mistaking that for a woman. No fucking one. :story: What a filthy #anal ripping pervert.
 
Nothing could have prepared me for the utter horror of seeing Slingblade move and speak
 
I agree. John is grosser than i can really word but let me try.

I've been a life long camper as well as worked in a major city. Seen my share of strange and scary things.

Ive slept under the stars when i heard coyote howling, been cornered by armed weridos talking about being saved by jesus cpus. Doesn't make me blink anymore. You just become aware you're really gonna be ok and go thru the situation.

Gross stuff same, ive changed exploded diapers, pulled organs outta animals with my bare hands.. Seen birth and death. again you know it's a quick unpleasantness and move on.

Watching this drunk man toad thing in it's natural state sent EVERY warning signal off. I'm talking how you're gonna feel if someone drops a fucking scorpion in your lap.

John isn't in the same time zone as me and i can just hit stop on my PC but fuck this nigger is scarier than the piss stained hobo waving his cane like a bo staff at passers by.

We often joke about him being a genetic goblin and such. it's no longer funny because he acts like what a human would try to be if you weren't human.

He desires to be cute etc nigger try passing for a fucking mammal.

John is flat out fucking scary and I've literally swam with sharks and seen that dark eemotionless eye stare at me, less spooky than John's drunk ass on a Sony.
 
Positron said:
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I had to check how shitty the bat was because no way this dude is selling a decent spray painted bat for $26 bucks. I know the cost of spray paint and masking tape ain't much, but a an ash baseball bat is going to run you $25 retail and up.
This bat is 30" of wood composite hand-painted in acrylic and finished with a gloss spray.
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Fucking limeys don't know shit about baseball and I don't even like baseball REEEEEEEEE.
 
So, at this point the only thing separating this guy from the worst of the hippies in the 70s is the fact he has a smartphone? Because between the drugs, liquor, expecting others to do shit out of entitlement to the movement, and basically being a hobo, there isn't much missing.
 
Optimus Prime said:
So, at this point the only thing separating this guy from the worst of the hippies in the 70s is the fact he has a smartphone? Because between the drugs, liquor, expecting others to do shit out of entitlement to the movement, and basically being a hobo, there isn't much missing.
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A lot of hippies weren't fat
 
Seriously, throw on mascara or something. Wtf? You look like a toad who is stuck in the middle of a highway and is slowly melting into the asphalt.
 
Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
I won't give someone who is old shit for looking old but there seems to be a hygiene issue at play that makes toren look hit as fuck.

Those teeth, oof.
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Alcoholism will take a toll on your teeth something fierce. If you have poor health as well you'll age ten years for every four. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten more abscesses due to a combination of both.
 
Looks like he's missing a tooth on the bottom row
 
Bassomatic said:
I agree. John is grosser than i can really word but let me try.

I've been a life long camper as well as worked in a major city. Seen my share of strange and scary things.

Ive slept under the stars when i heard coyote howling, been cornered by armed weridos talking about being saved by jesus cpus. Doesn't make me blink anymore. You just become aware you're really gonna be ok and go thru the situation.

Gross stuff same, ive changed exploded diapers, pulled organs outta animals with my bare hands.. Seen birth and death. again you know it's a quick unpleasantness and move on.

Watching this drunk man toad thing in it's natural state sent EVERY warning signal off. I'm talking how you're gonna feel if someone drops a fucking scorpion in your lap.

John isn't in the same time zone as me and i can just hit stop on my PC but fuck this nigger is scarier than the piss stained hobo waving his cane like a bo staff at passers by.

We often joke about him being a genetic goblin and such. it's no longer funny because he acts like what a human would try to be if you weren't human.

He desires to be cute etc nigger try passing for a fucking mammal.

John is flat out fucking scary and I've literally swam with sharks and seen that dark eemotionless eye stare at me, less spooky than John's drunk ass on a Sony.
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I dont know if this is a copypasta text or true. But since I know you a bit better, I´d go for the later...
What unsettles me the most is his voice which I havent heard before. Of course he does the shmorky thing and makes it as obnoxious as possible.
 
downloads said:
I didn't watch the video so apologies on the off chance he mentions it, but that is a ~$150 hat. Good to know he's putting his donations to good use.
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Is it the kind that has a $5-15 knockoff, because I don't see John wasting that much booze money on a hat. That's liters of bottom shelf vodka.
 
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