🦊 Furry Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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What's ironic is that this type does exist, but it's really unpopular. Over the top action oriented anime or anything from shonen jump dominate the market. And let's be honest is the average person going to seriously prefer moe slice of life to madara uchiha taking on an entire army with no weapons?
Honestly, what he’s describing is some of the biggest weeb pandering shit I can think of.

Nothing really registers in my mind as weeb bait more than moe, lolicon shit because those are the only fuckers who actually like it.
 
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Oh suck eggs Lily.
Why do her fans keep coming back for this crap? If you try and recommend a show she's overlooking with her own autistic bias, she insults you for it. But take at her own words (Rebecca is a Nazi) and you're being a cherry picking crybaby.

I can totally see Lily using the whole Vic Mignogna controversy as "proof" that FMA is "predatory" and "misogynistic" and whatever other Tumblr buzz word because Funimation hired him to voice the protagonist over a decade ago. It's stuff like this that reminds me that even Lily's own fans don't really give her opinions on media much weight outside of SJW bullcrap, I mean, damn, look at that; 4 WHOLE LIKES! She's the next Socrates with how much influence her words have!
 
Lily is just looking for excuses to shit on people. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is a classic, one of the best made anime series out there.

Also, here's what Lily specified for what she wants in an anime:

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Basically her own shitty fanfic as an anime.
Really not a surprise that the only anime she'd consider watching is one that panders completely to her overly specific tastes.
I'd call that autistic, but in my experience even autists have a broader range of interests than that.

The longer we keep lily away from doing videos on anime the better this world is
 
Lily is just looking for excuses to shit on people. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is a classic, one of the best made anime series out there.

Also, here's what Lily specified for what she wants in an anime:

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Basically her own shitty fanfic as an anime.
Really not a surprise that the only anime she'd consider watching is one that panders completely to her overly specific tastes.
I'd call that autistic, but in my experience even autists have a broader range of interests than that.
Sooooo basically Dragon Maid, except it panders exclusively to Lily. So the worst anime imaginable.
And what are faux action set pieces?
 
Honestly, what he’s describing is some of the biggest weeb pandering shit I can think of.

Nothing really registers in my mind as weeb bait than moe, lolicon shit because those are the only fuckers who actually like it.

There are anime about actual lesbians eating bread and that's it.

Not one: Several.

Jerry's taste in anime is the same faggot weeaboo fetish-serving yuri-bait trash that has been dominating the majority of anime culture. The only reason it hasn't punctured through the mainstream audience is because Shonen is much marketable.

Guess what Jerry, you have more in common with weeaboo trash than you probably even know you fucking perv.

You sicken me, a professional weeb.
 
Lily wanting some of that Gardevoir's pussy. Please tell me that nobody made unironic art of these two doing nasty things

https://web.archive.org/web/2019062...734813420/why-is-gardevoir-your-favourite-mon

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It was too late to archive this one but I was able to make a screenshot

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Sooooo basically Dragon Maid, except it panders exclusively to Lily. So the worst anime imaginable.
And what are faux action set pieces?

Apparently they are:
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Whatever that means.

Aside from that, Josh apparently released a new video today, because it's Josh hating central again on the blog.
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This one I find kinda funny, considering how often Lily harps on about "doing something original" whenever people tell her about the stories they're writing.

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I can't even imagine being so fucking paranoid that you think people only recommend you a show out a malicious desire to waste your time with watching that show...

"This is the reason some people get such a bug up their ass whenever I criticize something because I might sound like I’m saying you’re a terrible person for enjoying a problematic work."

Lily really likes to backtrack and pretned she didn't say the things she said. Here's from a post just from early January this year:

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Because that sure only might sound like she's calling everyone who likes that controversial character a terrible person, right?
 
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Hey guys, not sure if this is old news or not, but I found this a while ago:


Go to 1:23 to hear the good part. I'm not too sure how well Lily's fans are on the level of knowing she wrote Stockholm, whether they just deny it or say it's "not actually pedophilia", Either way, for any farm members who haven't gotten a laugh at it, here ya go.
 
Also, anyone who thinks that askblogs are a valid way of storytelling is in no position to screech at Sugar for her shitty writting
I mean I feel like one could tell a good story on any platform
Well if anything it can be said that Lily knows how to arrange a desktop in a way that doesn't make me automatically hate them even more. So I guess there's that
 
Why do her fans keep coming back for this crap?
Masochism. That's literally the only answer I can think of. They must enjoy being constantly derided, dismissed, and patronized by a pedophile trannie authoritarian with an undeserved sense of moral superiority.
 
Hey guys, not sure if this is old news or not, but I found this a while ago:


Go to 1:23 to hear the good part. I'm not too sure how well Lily's fans are on the level of knowing she wrote Stockholm, whether they just deny it or say it's "not actually pedophilia", Either way, for any farm members who haven't gotten a laugh at it, here ya go.

Oh my God, SOMEBODY SAVED IT! And the rest of the video is gold, too: Jerry Peet (back when he actually WAS Jerry Peet) attempting to justify "Cupcakes," one of the most infamous grimdark fanfictions in brony history. But this was back when his intros were even more pointlessly long than usual, so skip to 0:51 if you're interested.

Actually, we haven't seen any new "Glass of Water" videos lately. My guess is that Lily's burned so many bridges with popular critics over the years that she's run out of people to rip off.
 
Lily wanting some of that Gardevoir's pussy. Please tell me that nobody made unironic art of these two doing nasty things

https://web.archive.org/web/2019062...734813420/why-is-gardevoir-your-favourite-mon

"Gardevoir is OP"

Literally never save for a very, VERY brief stint of relevancy in Generation 6 due to it's Mega.

"It's the friendship Pokemon."

A description applicable to many other Pokemon, and one that's still innacurate to Gardevoir who's Pokedex entries make it clear it's purposes as a "One-True-Waifu".

"It's an Eldritch-Abomination."

Says nobody but you given that Faries in Pokemon are biological creatures, not the one's based in old mystical lore that have magic and shit.

"It only loses in the anime because the writers!"

Hello? What is Ash's Pikachu and Charizard?

"It has the cutest first-stage of all Pokemon!"

And yet strangely enough your fixation is on Gardevoir itself and rarely are the posts about Ralts by itself.


Fuck you, your obvious waifu-ism isn't anything other than creepy.
 
Masochism. That's literally the only answer I can think of. They must enjoy being constantly derided, dismissed, and patronized by a pedophile trannie authoritarian with an undeserved sense of moral superiority.
That and a sense of validation for opinions on certain media.
 
"Gardevoir is OP"

Literally never save for a very, VERY brief stint of relevancy in Generation 6 due to it's Mega.

"It's the friendship Pokemon."

A description applicable to many other Pokemon, and one that's still innacurate to Gardevoir who's Pokedex entries make it clear it's purposes as a "One-True-Waifu".

"It's an Eldritch-Abomination."

Says nobody but you given that Faries in Pokemon are biological creatures, not the one's based in old mystical lore that have magic and shit.

"It only loses in the anime because the writers!"

Hello? What is Ash's Pikachu and Charizard?

"It has the cutest first-stage of all Pokemon!"

And yet strangely enough your fixation is on Gardevoir itself and rarely are the posts about Ralts by itself.


Fuck you, your obvious waifu-ism isn't anything other than creepy.

Gardevoir has almost never been OP.

It was always slower and weaker than Alazkazam. Gardevoir has a large movepool but that's really all it had going for it as a competitive pokemon.

Being a Fairy and getting a Mega helped it, but it's not OP. Not even close. OP is a pokemon already banned to Ubers getting a Mega Form while still able to use a hold item, which warranted the creation of an entire tier where it could only be used.

Jerry, there's just so much math that goes into competitive pokemon that it's very easy to prove to you that Gardevoir is not as strong as you believe it is. Math is one of those things you can't really argue with. 2 + 2 will always equal 4. It's non-negotiable, just like there are plenty of pokemon that Gardevoir cannot beat.

It's really hard to buy into your OP waifu headcanon when you just feed it a bunch of rare candies. you're sort of proving nothing by doing that. Any pokemon is OP if they're several levels ahead of the enemies they're facing.

No one is buying that you don't wanna fuck Gardevoir, just own up to it. It'd be the least weird thing you're aroused by.
 
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During his second AFK break, he apparently burnt himself according to the chat.
Towards the end, he tries to play Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles for PS1 through PCSXR, but has trouble mapping the controls.
 

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Gardevoir has almost never been OP.

It was always slower and weaker than Alazkazam. Gardevoir has a large movepool but that's really all it had going for it as a competitive pokemon.

Being a Fairy and getting a Mega helped it, but it's not OP. Not even close. OP is a pokemon already banned to Ubers getting a Mega Form while still able to use a hold item, which warranted the creation of an entire tier where it could only be used.

Jerry, there's just so much math that goes into competitive pokemon that it's very easy to prove to you that Gardevoir is not as strong as you believe it is. Math is one of those things you can't really argue with. 2 + 2 will always equal 4. It's non-negotiable, just like there are plenty of pokemon that Gardevoir cannot beat.

It's really hard to buy into your OP waifu headcanon when you just feed it a bunch of rare candies. you're sort of proving nothing by doing that. Any pokemon is OP if they're several levels ahead of the enemies they're facing.

No one is buying that you don't wanna fuck Gardevoir, just own up to it. It'd be the least weird thing you're aroused by.
Apologies for a double post, but it occurred to me I never provided an example of a Pokémon with a good matchup against Gardevoir. I don’t wanna be a Jerry and say shit with no basis in reality. So pardon some spergery.

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This is the Pokémon Showdown battle calculator, which many competitive players use to determine how much damage X does to Y with Z build.

As you can see, when running a typical offensive Scarf set, none of Gardevoirs moves are especially effective to Scizor, meanwhile a pretty standard Life Orb build allows Scizor with two moves strong enough to OHKO, but there’s one in particular I want to mention; Bullet Punch.

Bullet Punch is a priority move, which means it typically goes first in the turn even when Scizor is facing a faster Pokémon. His ability and life orb juice the power of this move to astounding levels and help make up for his speed stat.

Gardevoir has no priority moves of her own, no protection against them (besides Protect but without a burn or poison it does nothing but stall) and takes super-effective damage from a STAB move off of Scizor. It will OHKO Gardevoir. Every. Single. Time.

But you may have noticed Gardevoir CAN OHKO Scizor, But that is only with Hidden Power. Even if breeding a Ralts whose HP type is Fire wasn’t tedious, it wouldn’t matter anyways because Bullet Punch will ALWAYS go before Gardevoir can use it. Even if you Mega Evolve it, its stats wont transition the turn it transforms anyway so you’d just be mega evolving an unconscious Pokémon and it wouldn’t improve its survive-ability at all.

The ONLY counter to Scizor is to give Gardevoir a Focus Sash so that Bullet Punch can’t knock it out and it can use HP to take out Scizor. Even if you run Life Orb or Choice Soecs the outcome is no different because her damage doesn’t matter if she can’t bypass the priority of Bullet Punch. And just consider that her HP fire only does barely enough to no a Pokémon 4x weak to fire moves. Imagine how little it’d do to a Steel type able to use BP without that 4x weakness, such as Metagross.

I can’t give Gardevoir a favorable match-up because of a single exception. 9/10 times, Gardevoir will lose to Scizor.

If you like Gardevoir whatever, but calling it overpowered is either a gross exaggeration based on main game performance, or a delusion rooted in some misunderstanding of how the game works.

Phew!

I’m just glad Jerry doesn’t like Fire Emblem, otherwise I’d be posting about why Lyn isn’t a very good unit or something.
 
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But you may have noticed Gardevoir CAN OHKO Scizor, But that is only with Hidden Power. Even if breeding a Ralts whose HP type is Fire wasn’t tedious, it wouldn’t matter anyways because Bullet Punch will ALWAYS go before Gardevoir can use it. Even if you Mega Evolve it, its stats wont transition the turn it transforms anyway so you’d just be mega evolving an unconscious Pokémon and it wouldn’t improve its survive-ability at all.
Actually they fixed that in generation 7. Even then your point still stands because mega Gardevoir still has to deal with not only a life orb scizor, it has to deal with mega scizor seeing as it's also a popular pick in the competitive scene.
 
Apologies for a double post, but it occurred to me I never provided an example of a Pokémon with a good matchup against Gardevoir. I don’t wanna be a Jerry and say shit with no basis in reality. So pardon some spergery.

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This is the Pokémon Showdown battle calculator, which many competitive players use to determine how much damage X does to Y with Z build.

As you can see, when running a typical offensive Scarf set, none of Gardevoirs moves are especially effective to Scizor, meanwhile a pretty standard Life Orb build allows Scizor with two moves strong enough to OHKO, but there’s one in particular I want to mention; Bullet Punch.

Bullet Punch is a priority move, which means it typically goes first in the turn even when Scizor is facing a faster Pokémon. His ability and life orb juice the power of this move to astounding levels and help make up for his speed stat.

Gardevoir has no priority moves of her own, no protection against them (besides Protect but without a burn or poison it does nothing but stall) and takes super-effective damage from a STAB move off of Scizor. It will OHKO Gardevoir. Every. Single. Time.

But you may have noticed Gardevoir CAN OHKO Scizor, But that is only with Hidden Power. Even if breeding a Ralts whose HP type is Fire wasn’t tedious, it wouldn’t matter anyways because Bullet Punch will ALWAYS go before Gardevoir can use it. Even if you Mega Evolve it, its stats wont transition the turn it transforms anyway so you’d just be mega evolving an unconscious Pokémon and it wouldn’t improve its survive-ability at all.

The ONLY counter to Scizor is to give Gardevoir a Focus Sash so that Bullet Punch can’t knock it out and it can use HP to take out Scizor. Even if you run Life Orb or Choice Soecs the outcome is no different because her damage doesn’t matter if she can’t bypass the priority of Bullet Punch. And just consider that her HP fire only does barely enough to no a Pokémon 4x weak to fire moves. Imagine how little it’d do to a Steel type able to use BP without that 4x weakness, such as Metagross.

I can’t give Gardevoir a favorable match-up because of a single exception. 9/10 times, Gardevoir will lose to Scizor.

If you like Gardevoir whatever, but callingbit overpowered is either a gross exaggeration based on main game performance, or a delusion rooted in some misunderstanding of how the game works.

Phew!

I’m just glad Jerry doesn’t like Fire Emblem, otherwise I’d be posting about why Lyn isn’t a very good unit or something.
For the sake of being absolutely fair, this matchup isn't necessarily the best example since you're pitting a Bug/Steel type against a Psychic/Fairy type. Steel types get a resistance to both fairy and Psychic types, and Bullet Punch, being not only steel type but also a STAB move for Scizor would technically give it the same strength as HP fire. I get what you're saying and all, given that it's still a 1hko from a move that only has a power of 40, but still.
 
For the sake of being absolutely fair, this matchup isn't necessarily the best example since you're pitting a Bug/Steel type against a Psychic/Fairy type. Steel types get a resistance to both fairy and Psychic types, and Bullet Punch, being not only steel type but also a STAB move for Scizor would technically give it the same strength as HP fire. I get what you're saying and all, given that it's still a 1hko from a move that only has a power of 40, but still.
It not being a fair match up is kind of the point. If Gardevoir were truly OP, it would have few if any unfavorable match-ups.
 
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