💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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That "review" of the restaurant is the same nonsense he pulled with that Cock of the Walk restaurant. He went in with certain expectations and then when they weren't met he just started looking for any little excuse to trash the place. Cock of the Walk he chimped out because the prime rib price was higher than he expected. This time he goes in expecting kebab meat from a rotisserie and once it wasn't there his mind was set on giving it a 1 star review.

Criticizing the acoustics of the place is so absurd. It is a restaurant not an opera house. Though I could see how Jack could get confused since he does have the prerequisite fat lady with him.

I hate that the restaurant responded and asked for him to contact them. Watch them do the same nonsense with him that the German place did. I wouldn't be surprised if the complaints about the staff not smiling has to do with them not wanting him to put the camera on them. I know I would react hostilely to someone doing that to me while working.

His ego is so fragile I'm not surprised he made a big deal out of having food fall off the plate while being cut. He must be embarrassed by needing to have his food cut for him. I can see why some people take in interest in psychology. It is just strange that someone can be as incompetent, ugly, and boring as Jack and still end up a narcissist.
 
Criticizing the acoustics of the place is so absurd.

Jack’s comment about the volume, and the fact that he could overhear a table of people next to him, got a good chuckle out of me.

I had noticed in a recent video that the Fat Pack had been seated in a different room than the other patrons (0:40)—he even refers to it as “the quieter side.” Given that he shamelessly declares to anyone around him that he’s a YouTube personality with multiple channels, I can assume with a reasonable degree of certainty that a quick-thinking employee decided to seat them separately, not to allow Jack the opportunity to preserve the clarity of his video’s audio, but to preserve a nonintrusive environment for everyone already enjoying their meals.
 
That "review" of the restaurant is the same nonsense he pulled with that Cock of the Walk restaurant. He went in with certain expectations and then when they weren't met he just started looking for any little excuse to trash the place. Cock of the Walk he chimped out because the prime rib price was higher than he expected. This time he goes in expecting kebab meat from a rotisserie and once it wasn't there his mind was set on giving it a 1 star review.

Criticizing the acoustics of the place is so absurd. It is a restaurant not an opera house. Though I could see how Jack could get confused since he does have the prerequisite fat lady with him.

I hate that the restaurant responded and asked for him to contact them. Watch them do the same nonsense with him that the German place did. I wouldn't be surprised if the complaints about the staff not smiling has to do with them not wanting him to put the camera on them. I know I would react hostilely to someone doing that to me while working.

His ego is so fragile I'm not surprised he made a big deal out of having food fall off the plate while being cut. He must be embarrassed by needing to have his food cut for him. I can see why some people take in interest in psychology. It is just strange that someone can be as incompetent, ugly, and boring as Jack and still end up a narcissist.

yeah this video is classic jack

if the smallest thing doesn't go his way he'll try to find any reason to give the place a bad review. in this case it was some lettuce falling on the table, the place being loud, and someone else's gyro looking like it had no meat. for cock of the walk he got mad at the price of ribeye on google being wrong so he gave the restaurant a bad review because of that, him and tammy having to wait 10 minutes for the check, and because apparently the seating area was cramped (although the video proves otherwise) even though in both videos he seemed to like the food

and i completely agree with your part about jack commenting about the employees because they most likely told him not to film them. that is such a jack move and he's given places bad reviews in the past for that same reason

and to top it all off he actually went out and wrote the place a bad review. he's such a shitty human being
 
Jack’s comment about the volume, and the fact that he could overhear a table of people next to him, got a good chuckle out of me.

This part triggered me so fucking hard. He said something along the lines of "I don't want to hear that, I didn't as you out to dinner."

But the fucking ostrich-egg head shaped mongoloid doesn't mind shoving his phone in peoples faces and asking how their food is when they are trying to eat.

Also, "Soup and Salad, that's where I usually am!" Fat fuck ate 15 burgers in three days, he's not fooling anyone.
 
Can I just ask something here because I'm confused:

Is this some new trend on YT this nonsense Jack pulls of going into an operating restaurant during lunch/dinner and filming a review while he eats?

Are a lot of people doing this now? It seems incredibly rude to everyone in the restaurant.

The enabling of his sense of entitlement must have been unreal in order for him to have reached his fifties with the kind of mindset he operates under.

Am I just wrong do other people think impromptu video reviewing in the restaurant for your shitty YouTube channel is just fine?
I agree that it's totally disrespectful the way Jack does it but there are certain people who get it right like Daym Drops.

If he films inside a restaurant, he sits in a corner with his camera focused on himself and the food, uses an inside voice while still allowing his personality to shine and never EVER comments on other patrons but happily interacts and includes them if he is recognised, which is quite frequent. He also gives incredibly fair reviews in a comprehensive way and hardly shows bias. He has done "the best and worst reviewed restaurants" for a while now and calls a spade a spade and I respect him for it.

Now take everything I've just said and make it the opposite for Jack-ass.
 
Not gonna lie, I kind of wish one of the options to reporting a review like Jack's was other, so I can carefully explain what type of subhuman specimen he is and why his review was just a tantrum from a fat manbaby who relies on his wife's earnings to avoid responsibility.

The rules for filming shit in house are simple; be quiet, be unobtrusive, and just film yourself and others who are okay with it. Do not be an entitled shitstain who believes his rapidly fading into irrelevance gorgethon is more important than the masses eating their lunches.
 
I agree that it's totally disrespectful the way Jack does it but there are certain people who get it right like Daym Drops.

If he films inside a restaurant, he sits in a corner with his camera focused on himself and the food, uses an inside voice while still allowing his personality to shine and never EVER comments on other patrons but happily interacts and includes them if he is recognised, which is quite frequent. He also gives incredibly fair reviews in a comprehensive way and hardly shows bias. He has done "the best and worst reviewed restaurants" for a while now and calls a spade a spade and I respect him for it.

Now take everything I've just said and make it the opposite for Jack-ass.

You know I didn't even think of that! Jack could easily have been seated at a booth away from people but he didn't even bother to ask because It's the Jack show!
 
I agree that it's totally disrespectful the way Jack does it but there are certain people who get it right like Daym Drops.

If he films inside a restaurant, he sits in a corner with his camera focused on himself and the food, uses an inside voice while still allowing his personality to shine and never EVER comments on other patrons but happily interacts and includes them if he is recognised, which is quite frequent. He also gives incredibly fair reviews in a comprehensive way and hardly shows bias. He has done "the best and worst reviewed restaurants" for a while now and calls a spade a spade and I respect him for it.

Now take everything I've just said and make it the opposite for Jack-ass.

yeah the other youtubers i've watched who do video reviews inside restaurants pretty much do the same thing (sit away from everyone else or come during a down hour, keep to themselves, etc)

meanwhile here's jack who won't hesitate to stick a camera in someone's face while they're eating and ask them questions or secretly film people eat without them knowing
 
There's no way you can convince me that Babish isn't trolling Jack. Less than a week after Jack eats 15 burgers within three days, Babish drops a video on eating healthy and low calorie.

 
There's no way you can convince me that Babish isn't trolling Jack. Less than a week after Jack eats 15 burgers within three days, Babish drops a video on eating healthy and low calorie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=APwwGy4GzK8
Nah, the real reason he's doing this is funnier, it's because he decided to start eating healthier and exercising more (it's connected to his previous video about working out for 30 days). He doesn't even need to consciously troll Jack at all, him existing and being the anti Jack is just as effective.
 
Nah, the real reason he's doing this is funnier, it's because he decided to start eating healthier and exercising more (it's connected to his previous video about working out for 30 days). He doesn't even need to consciously troll Jack at all, him existing and being the anti Jack is just as effective.
plus he wants to cosplay as daddy kratos
 
By the time he cosplays Kratos, Jack will probably have had his third stroke. Especially since Father's day is this Sunday.

On the bright side, Jack is all set to cosplay as his favorite video game character.
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Imagine having to cater to the childish tantrums of a borderline retarded yelp boomer on steroids. I love how he gives them a 1 star review and says he might come back. What the fuck.
 
Steel wool and Dawn for you mongoloids like jack.

Also 350 for an hour. 450 just smokes the oil right off

Goddamn Yankees should be banned from touching cast iron cookware
 
Holy fuck his brain is mush. He can't form coherent sentences anymore.
"We're going to try and take it back down to.. uh.. the original................... So.. let's uh.. start on that right now." What a fucking segueway.
"Uhhh so we don't have to use any elbow grease. Not as much. There still will be elbow grease required to clean this."

Holy shit he's opening an oven mat box with his bad claw and he's struggling so hard that he's tiring out. The oven mat is oven safe btw, he mentions this twice. Hasn't used the oven guards yet but he says they're better than what he used to use.
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Hope you like iron filings in your salt.
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He seasons the pan with Olive Oil (smoke point 375-400 degrees) and puts it into a 450 degree oven for 30 minutes. You can do the math.

Cost of Jack's project
Lodge #7 10.25" Pan (Used): Going for about $20 on eBay. Let's say he got it for $10
2 gallons of vinegar: $5 at Walmart
Drill: Probably already have one of these
Scrubbing attachment: $10 or so at Amazon
Total: $25 for a used cast iron pan that you scrubbed all seasoning off of

Brand new Lodge #7 10.25" Pan from Amazon: $14.90 with One-Day Prime shipping.

Goddamn Yankees should be banned from touching cast iron cookware

Don't lump lolcows in with the rest of society. They wouldn't be lolcows if they represented the rest of us.
 
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