🍗 Deathfat Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls
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if she really wanted this, she could call the bank and have them increase the limit on her debit card, but she's socially inept and a fucking moron for even thinking about buying it in the first place.
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> 32 minute video
> Rambles mindlessly and angrilly for over 20 of them about unrelated bullshit until FINALLY getting to Amber
> Barely skims over Al for about seven or eight minutes before talking about herself and her money again,and how sooooooo much better than AL she is at the end
God diggity damn, my gorls. She took a hell of a long time out to shit personally on the Farms as well, lol. "We wish we could be her"
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Does anyone have any information about Roger?
I really like him. Small town gossip is always interesting, and would be a special insight into Hamberland.
Can we trust him though? is there anything he has said that can be confirmed?
I really like him. Small town gossip is always interesting, and would be a special insight into Hamberland.
Can we trust him though? is there anything he has said that can be confirmed?
Fatguypewdiepie
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Roger is legit. I mean he's really from Kentucky and in driving distance to where amber lives. I see him in hxmber live stream chat and he has his own channel. He's waiting to hit 1k subs so that he can livestream (because YouTube needs minimum 1k subs to let creator livestream)
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Did she talk about how her own diet is going tho
?She's already gained almost 50 pounds back from her 5-bite diet weight loss. The last several videos I saw from her (I quit watching after she started with the midroll ad rape) Shaquana was even making "my scale don't work right" excuses just like Chantal and Amberlynn used to do/still do (can't keep track)
Soon she will have her own "89 elbees" but hers will be "I lost over 100 pounds once, eating 2 candy bars a day!"
Shannon honey no one wants to be you with your stretched out ears, stretched out prison tattoos and stretched out asshole from smuggling all those drugs and cigarettes into jail you fucking dumpster fire.
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Did she talk about how her own diet is going tho
She's already gained almost 50 pounds back from her 5-bite diet weight loss. The last several videos I saw from her (I quit watching after she started with the midroll ad rape) Shaquana was even making "my scale don't work right" excuses just like Chantal and Amberlynn used to do/still do (can't keep track)
Soon she will have her own "89 elbees" but hers will be "I lost over 100 pounds once, eating 2 candy bars a day!"
Shannon honey no one wants to be you with your stretched out ears, stretched out prison tattoos and stretched out asshole from smuggling all those drugs and cigarettes into jail you fucking dumpster fire.
I never know whether its most appropriate to talk about Shannon/Shaquana in the Haydur Thread or in her own one. This one is way more active and she IS technically a Haydur who makes ALR content....but she is a total Lolcow all on her own with more than enough m.i.l.k to last a lifetime. But her thread is only like 3 pages long and completely dead, and I'm not sure many people even know about it?
Either way, she's fucking mental. She obviously obsesses over the Farms and is reading every single word we say with bitter little bitch tears on her shitty 'Obama Phone' while she ignores her ill-disciplined and spoiled ass dog barking and tearing ass across her house while she sits on the toilet smoking and stuffing her face with chocolate bars.
Which is a shame because sometimes she DOES have some good stuff to say about ALR and her savage takes CAN be funny (I guess you pick up some shots here and there in prison?) but it's always buried in 30+ minutes of rambling bullshit.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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Alright, read me to filth but I'd rather watch Shaquana than that Jet whatever person.
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Nah that's just like, your opinion, man.
(Frankly I've never really understood why Kiwis shit all over each other for what ALR-Haydur videos each other watch? It's all just the same basic Amber garbage at the end of the day, lol)
I like what both of them bring to their videos re: savage fucking blows. But imo Jet at least gets to the point and her entire video is an actual ALR Reaction from start to finish. Shaquana can be funny if she bothers to try, but if a 33 minute video only has 9 minutes of AL content buried deep inside manic rants about her dog, her cousin, her finances, her chainsmoking, her apartment, etc etc etc then it's just confusing and exhausting.
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I checked her out. she must be getting views from somewhere else because while I've never seen her posted here before, I noticed from looking at her page that her videos seem to always get at least twice as many views as she has subscribers. I wonder where she's getting posted...
Anyway she seems severely depressed, fucked up on heroin (or similar), or BOLTH
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
True & Honest Fan
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I often see her videos recommended next to Sabine Davis's ones.
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That's interesting. Where do you think she would be getting posted? I stumbled across her by total accident.
I happen to (personally) like her completely dry, deadpan delivery. Plus her foul mouth and relentless browbeating of AL + brutal straitforward honesty is, imho, great to have in a sea of Zachary Michaels and KickingGeese who keep patting her massive lardy shelf ass.
Sabine has actually shouted her out once or twice so maybe that's why?
I'm not particularly a fan of Sabine. She is sometimes okay, and when she sarcastically baits AL and The Thumb I've gotten a chuckle before, but I think she is dedicating entirely too much of her real life obsessing about AL and nothing else....she talks about thinking about AL on the bus, at work, writing about AL in her personal journal, makes AL-centric videos outside of normal reactions....was some kind of figurehead in the 'Unsubscribe Movement; etc etc. it just seems like a bit goddamn much for a 50-60 year old woman off living in what looks like a hoarder's basement in rural Germany somewhere.
Keyboard Warrior
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I stumbled on a couple Jet videos. Normally, I don't mind the dry, deadpan humor, but sometimes it's too much. Like in an Aubrey Plaza kinda way, where you can't tell if it's sarcasm or something more akin to clinical depression. I don't dislike her, but she seems like the brooding type that thinks her brooding is sexy. lol It feels calculated, and I don't know how else to describe it...
Sabine has the saddest eyes. Reminds me of a perpetually disappointed mother that can't figure out why her kid (Amber) never gets their shit together. She seems like a nice lady, though. And her stories of dating a sociopath are really interesting.
I go back and forth with Shaquanna. She's right about AL, but she has massive blind spots when it comes to herself. I could personally give two shits what she's building in a zombie game or how good Her Man treats her. But I still tune in for the Fat Pig insults, cause they never get old.
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I try to disassociate myself from the Hater/Reaction videos the same way I do from the Cows themselves. If Jet is depressed or on something, then.....eh. Whatever. It's not my problem or even my business to know (unless she brings it up or starts talking about it publicly in which case then anything is fair game - just like anybody else) As long as her potshots at AL are actually funny then that's all that matters when it comes to Youtube imho.
Sabine just can't hold my interest, and I think you're right when you describe her as a sad old mom. She's tired and upset and too emotionally invested in AL. Her videos come across as exhausted.
Shaquana needs to go the fuck back to having dedicated ALR videos so everyone who actually gives a shit about her curbstomping the hambeast can get what they come to her channel for, and different videos about her life and her shitty phone-recorded video games (
Whatthefuck
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TBH I actually quite like Jet. I’ve given her a bit of a twirl today, and yes, it seems she’s a bit spacey sometimes, she nails our gorl and she’s my kind of cunt. She doesn’t seem like an outlandish cow as of now. I’ll keep watching her. She’s given me more than a few chuckles. She’s ok by me for now.
I love Sabine. That bitch has been there in life in general. I like her observations. Her tone is relaxing and she’s always on point.
I love Sabine. That bitch has been there in life in general. I like her observations. Her tone is relaxing and she’s always on point.
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Yeah, the more I watch of Jet the more I'm getting into her groove. I'm into her in-your-face cuntiness.
And like I said before - a straitforward bitch is exactly what Amber (and the Haters) need instead of a sea of soft-footed asspatters.
I feel like her space case-y ness/dryness/deadpan is probably a bit of a front for the camera? Like she's putting it on as a sort of "Youtube Persona." I don't doubt that she is like this is real life somewhat too, just probably not quite so much.
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I'm a fan of Jet's too, especially because she doesn't give one single shit about making fun of Big Al and Chintal. She's what Sarcastic Potato could have been if she were slightly stoned and willing to call a fat slob a fat slob. I haven't watched Sabine yet, I'll check her out.
