E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%

  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%

  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%

  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%

  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%

  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%

  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%

  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%
  • Total voters
    267
Given how awful last years conference was with Sony they probably made the right move. Batman Ghosts of Tsukushima and Death Stranding are the only major releases for them coming up I think other than them announcing some stuff for the new console, and people only care about DS or the console really.

Edit: And I guess Last of Us 2
 
ProfDongs said:
Given how awful last years conference was with Sony they probably made the right move. Batman Ghosts of Tsukushima and Death Stranding are the only major releases for them coming up I think other than them announcing some stuff for the new console, and people only care about DS or the console really.

Edit: And I guess Last of Us 2
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Tsushima looks cool, though we have no release date on it
 
It's Ubi-hoobie-doobie time folks. They're switching it up and instead of letting the Furry Pride Patrol in first, they got a symphonic orchestra doing AC music and reminding us that those games used to be fun. Better have "Venice Rooftops" somewhere in there.
 
WaltherPPGAY said:
Watchdogs looking incredibly fake once again.
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That's any open world Ubisoft game at E3. At least this one's got some interesting ideas. The first one was shite and the second one added some much needed variety to gameplay styles but having essentially player classes and permadeath is a real game changer. Now they just need to deliver.
 
They look like they're actually trying with Watchdogs for once. Also them doing live orchestra concerts for AC is laughable, none of that music is unique or memorable.
 
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