E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

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Who is your E3 2019 husbando? (multiple choice allowed because we know you're a bunch of WHORES.)

  • Phil Spencer from Microsoft - so dreamy how he always looks like he's staring directly into the sun.

    Votes: 25 9.4%
  • Bethesda's Todd Howard - tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

    Votes: 122 45.7%
  • Devolver Digital, because I love being berated for half and hour and left bleeding in an alley.

    Votes: 58 21.7%
  • Ubisoft's Neverending, LSD-Fueled, Furry Orgy. I have no shame, bend me over Magenta Panda Daddy.

    Votes: 19 7.1%
  • Sqaure Enix and... who even presents this? Eh, doesn't matter. It'll probably be 90% recycled anyway

    Votes: 24 9.0%
  • Nintendo's Doug Bowser - because I need more Bowser/Bowsette memes in my life. Kill me.

    Votes: 110 41.2%
  • PC Gaming Show - forget the presenter, those new video cards GET. ME. SO. HARD!!!

    Votes: 33 12.4%
  • Not sure who is presenting E3VR, but if it's not Ugandan Knuckles, then this is a waste of time.

    Votes: 63 23.6%

  • Total voters
    267
So basically we have that Japanese game, Doom Eternal, and maybe Deathlooper as the only things positive to come out of this presentation.
 
Nobody likes the tales series except for me, the fact that we're getting a new game after all this time is the only thing that has made e3 worth it.
Late as fuck, but the fact they're finally done with Xillia's ugly ass engine also made it worth it.
Hopefully they'll also quit using ufotable for anything anime related to this and in the future? Probably a bit too :optimistic: though.
 
lol, the internet historian fallout 76 video is the first recommended video that popped up after the stream ended
 
So basically we have that Japanese game, Doom Eternal, and maybe Deathlooper as the only things positive to come out of this presentation.

The Japanese game and Deathloop both showed zero gameplay, so I'm not counting them as good until I see something more than cinematic previews. Doom Eternal gameplay looked good. More or less what they said, closer to classic and more demons.
 
Well if EA isn't having a regular show this year, I guess someone needed to fill in the worst E3 conference spot.
 
I hope they find screaming guy and drown him in Nuka Dark Rum.

But yeah, there weren't many actual games, but the ones that existed seemed decent to be fair.

So far the e3 bar is quite low though.
 
Guess it's up to Nintendo to save the day

Someone in the chat from the stream I'm watching said that Todd was apparently mic'd during one of the videos and was bitching about the screaming shill. Can anyone confirm?
I'm watching YongYea's stream and he just mentioned that too.
 
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