Miscellanous Chris Communications: New 1/8/2015

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris watches so much TV and goes to McDonald's so much that he has ads for McDonald's in dreams. This should not be surprising.

Also, on the "bookworm attraction" thing - during the Emily "date", Chris says, "Um, with the exception of uh Usagi and Chibi-Usa. I like, uh, Ami" in response to Emily asking, "Who's your favorite character?".

Bob says this specifically during the Emily date.

When Bob was talking to Emily, he said, "And I'm really world oriented, and my favorite institution is the United Nations." So Chris thinking that that "UN" meant something else is probably just Chris being Chris.

 

[Uzumaki]

[8/10/2014 6:33:31 PM] Chris: You might not find that in a lot of men; the lot of them stereotypically notice and stare at the C-Cup size or greater breasts. But I know better; "My eyes are up here!"

Don't worry ladies, I've seen all the sitcoms.

[8/10/2014 6:48:37 PM] Chris: So, my vehicle is an will be a dark blue Dodge Caravan, with a license plate promoting finding (unlocking) a cure for Autism (with crayon children on it); it reads "UN4EVR", as in "United" or "Unlocking" for ever, in that cure for Autism. Mr. C. Had that plate made and thought out like that; he came up with that idea.

Hrm, yeah, my father's dead so the license plate means what I say it means. Incidentally, it's now about me.

[8/10/2014 11:24:00 PM] Chris: I just had a three hour nap; random dreams. I even had a conscious moment where I realized I was dreaming, and I looked up to the higher force and said, "God, let me have the unicorn battle dream"! Then there was a flash, but I was not on a unicorn sadly. I ended up being teleported into the middle of McDonald's commercial of my subconscious's creation. The Aqua Teens and Ronald made an appearance.

Holy shit, unicorn battle dream!

Edit: Someone needs to draw or photoshop or sculpt or make on a lite-brite this right now. Immediately. Someone in a position of authority needs to declare a contest.

[4:16:43 AM] Chris: I have just learned from my mother that she worked volunteer at the library in her High School. It shows how I tend to feel attracted to the bookworm types.

Chris really wears his Oedipal complex on his sleeve.

 

[timtommy]

Chris really wears his Oedipal complex on his sleeve.

Yeah, that's fucked up. Basically he is saying that there was a feature he was attracted to in women that wasn't exactly like his mother, and that confused him, because of course all he wants to do his bang his mother. Then he found out that that his mother actually did fit the description, and it all made sense again.

 

[slep]

Yeah, that one doesn't quite ring right. Also, do cheerleaders typically have batons? I thought that was something different. (I was never into sports in high school: no school spirit here )

Rah Rah Rah! Kick em in the......................................other knee!

How often has Chris mentioned his Oedipus Complex?

Do you think Chris would even know who Oedipus was? He was never a Pokemon.

 

[Skeletor]

Didn't expect him to be a fan of The Tudors, must have something to do with the Ann Boelyn thing.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Didn't expect him to be a fan of The Tudors, must have something to do with the Ann Boelyn thing.

Might be the fact that thus far The Tudors is the only show where you can see Natalie Dormer nude. Not even Game of Thrones has that shit.

 

[P-Logic]

So Chris thinking that that "UN" meant something else is probably just Chris being Chris.

I think you are being too charitable to Chris. He clearly just decided to lie/revise history to try and impress Catie.

Bob's love for the UN was inspired by his time in Korea, where the UN spearheaded reconstruction efforts.

To Chris, the huge amount of diverse work the UN does to improve the conditions of humanity is nowhere near as important as efforts to cure a condition that he personally suffers from.

 

[Phantasmagoric]

[8/10/2014 11:29:18 PM] Chris: You can come up to about beside or behind where I am, and touch my shoulder a short moment after you greet me like this,

In light of recent events, I am glad 'Catherine' did not try this.

 

[SeinorGeinus]

At the risk of sounding like , I would like to remark that it's perfectly normal for humans to be (subconsciously) attracted to traits present in their own parents. Any psychologist will tell you that it lies in the human nature to find those traits desirable that were present in the primary role models you grew up with. So I don't see anything particularly Oedipal in the revelations here.

Of course, it's still really of Chris to explicitly mention Barb in this context, not to mention their spooning and everything else...

 

[CKO87]

That "biological clock" really *is* off-kilter.

Practically everything about him's off-kilter.

All kidding aside, I suspect there's a distinct possibility there may be something in the ground or the walls at 14 Branchland Court that's screwed with CWC's neurons big time to make his already horrific negative mental traits that much worse.

 

[Enormous Red Straw]

Does Catherine had a CWCki article?

If only there were some sort of "search" feature on the wiki. Something where you type the name "Catherine" into a so-called "search box" and see whether or not the article exists.

If such a thing were possible, it might turn up the following:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/2014_anonymous_sweetheart

 

[Ahffline]

Someone needs to draw or photoshop or sculpt or make on a lite-brite this right now.

Spoiler

Happy Friday.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Rah Rah Rah! Kick em in the......................................other knee!

Do you think Chris would even know who Oedipus was? He was never a Pokemon.

Thanks for that traumatizing image. I have a feeling that he's trying to reenact Barb's high school days too since apparently, both of them are obsessed with their high school years by talking about them.

Does Catherine had a CWCki article?

Yes.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine

 

[slep]

Thanks for that traumatizing image.

You're welcome.

BTW, notice that the car in this video as well as the one where Chris is having sex with a blowup doll out on the front lawn is the BMW. No wonder Barb is putting such a huge price tag on it. It's an authentic prop from a Christorical video.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Do you think Chris would even know who Oedipus was? He was never a Pokemon.

he'd probably think Oedipus Rex was a dinosaur, durr hurr hurr

In light of recent events, I am glad 'Catherine' did not try this.

That didn't stop Chris from acting like she did, though.

When we made our escape, Chris said, "You asked what a girl like me was doing in a place like this?" (No Chris!!) "Well I'm waiting for the sweetest most honest woman in my life!" And put his arm around me to kiss me so I sneezed again to get him to back off. I waved at him when we got into the car and he still thinks I blew him a kiss.

[8/10/2014 6:48:37 PM] Chris: So, my vehicle is an will be a dark blue Dodge Caravan, with a license plate promoting finding (unlocking) a cure for Autism (with crayon children on it); it reads "UN4EVR", as in "United" or "Unlocking" for ever, in that cure for Autism. Mr. C. Had that plate made and thought out like that; he came up with that idea.

I swear this gets more autistic the more I read it.

 

[GS 281]

Its things like this that make me think that Chris could really be an amazing case study in the use of written artifacts as tools in performing preliminary analysis on the psychology of an individual. Also, I really dislike him calling his mom Barbara Ann and his dad Mr. C. I can see saying "My father Robert (or Bob)" and "My mother Barbara (Ann)", but its like so much suggests an improper relationship between Chris and Barb. I am not saying sexual, but I do believe the emotional lines are blurred.

Nah, he said "I thought you'd be less...". Because the troll who did the Kacey thing was disgustingly obese, and she'd spent the last month telling Chris to lose weight. He was, quite rightly, surprised at her hypocrisy.

She didn't look that big to me in the video... She actually looked in good shape. Unless Chris requires a completely waify waifu, she should be acceptable, even by the Royal Chandler standard of what a woman should be.

 

[Atlas 95]

an improper relationship between Chris and Barb. I am not saying sexual, but I do believe the emotional lines are blurred.

There is a term for that sort of relationship actually: emotional incest. It's when a parent starts relying on their child for the emotional support they aren't getting from their partner
Looking over the wiki page one quote in particular is very relevant to Chris

The child's needs are ignored and instead the relationship exists solely to meet the needs of the parent

 

[Francis York Morgan]

These texts do highlight just how fucking boring Chris is to talk to when he isn't being creepy. If you don't press him on a specific topic, he'll just wander all over the place nonsensically.

 

[Shadow]

Chris genuinely believes that he is the standard when it comes to measuring intelligence and how people think. When someone comes along and demonstrates that they may be smarter than he believes he is, it frightens him because it's harder for him to say he has a position of power and authority over them. He essentially wants the hypothetical sweetheart to be trainable but not really smart (hence the "sweetheart from the ground-up" nonsense). That's a textbook abuser trait right there.

Thank you for pointing this out. Chris has always shown signs of controlling behaviour where other people, especially women are concerned. If he wasn't such a stupid, lazy bastard it would be alarming, even though his pepper spray incidents are worrying as well.

He also showed signs of this in his meetings with Catie, asking her to say and perform certain cues for him. Not on a disturbing level, but he has very specific expectations for a woman and is known to throw tantrums or stress sigh if things don't go the way he wants.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

She didn't look that big to me in the video... She actually looked in good shape. Unless Chris requires a completely waify waifu, she should be acceptable, even by the Royal Chandler standard of what a woman should be.

Her eyes... they are like green swimming pools... that I just want to bathe my self in.