E3 2019 / 2020 - 2020 Update - Dear God, they're going to make it worse.

[Raging Capybara]

Absolutely awful character designs. Especially the dangerhair landwhale.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QVxu-OBzPRU

This char design is almost as bad as Splatoon and slightly worse than Arms.

Congratulations, Nintendo, you have just found someone who sucks more than you at designing original characters for stupid multiplayer games.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Fuck yeah, gender neutral bathrooms for Sims 4! Finally I can show my #EACorporatePride! Vargskelethor Joel had the fucking Sims presentation on and they had the gayest man on the planet segue into a bunch of pride talk, it was horrible lmao.

 

[️ronic]

Fuck yeah, gender neutral bathrooms for Sims 4! Finally I can show my #EACorporatePride! Vargskelethor Joel had the fucking Sims presentation on and they had the gayest man on the planet segue into a bunch of pride talk, it was horrible lmao.

Finally, now all my Sim characters can pee in the same spot. This is a monumental day for transgender rights!
THANKS EA!

 

[Autismus]

As E3 approaches there has been a slew of leaks that have surfaced in the past week or two. Considering the hidden power level of some people on this website, I have come here to search for leaks, and see what people have to think. What do you guys think of the recent leaks? Personally I am excited about the possible resurrection of Banjo-Kazooie.

 

[The Manglement]

1: The conferences are tomorrow. Do you really need to do KF super-sleuthing to find out things they'll tell you in 24 hours.
2: There is a games subforum here that might have been a better place to post this.
3: Nice name, welcome to the farms, I'm sure you'll fit right in.

 

[JM 590]

Hello and welcome to Kiwi Farms. Here you go, you're looking for this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/e3-2019.56216/

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

My dad works at Nintendo, and he told me that Sakurai will put in Dante from the Devil May Cry series so he can make Bayonetta 2.0 to trigger Smash players. Also Sakurai hates banjos (The instrument) on a psychological level, so Banjo is never getting in. You didn't hear that from me okay? Okay.

 

[Autismus]

Sorry my autism got in the way and I need to sleuth a whole 48 hours before hand. Also thank you for the direction and warm welcoming. I’ve already gotten an erection from being on this site.

My dad works at Nintendo, and he told me that Sakurai will put in Dante from the Devil May Cry series so he can make Bayonetta 2.0 to trigger Smash players. Also Sakurai hates banjos (The instrument) on a psychological level, so Banjo is never getting in. You didn't hear that from me okay? Okay.

Goddamn

Yup- it's that time again. E3 is only a few weeks away and oh boy this year is looking a bit gaunt. Sony has pulled out entirely mostly because the halls that E3 provided can't possibly contain their ego any longer (hell, last year they needed two). EA has also jumped ship as well, depriving us of hot mobile gaming play by play action.

Ah, but not all is lost. Microsoft, Bethesda, Ubisoft, Square Enix, Devolver (yes, they count), and Nintendo will have press conferences and/or pre-recorded glorified sizzle reels. I know, my loins are all a-quiver too. Further, we will have the PC Gaming Show and a, uh, an "E3VR Showcase" to look forward too.

I know, I know, some of you out there are still looking forward to this show and good onya, truly. I'll probably watch if only out of tradition, but I'm kind of at this point where I'm tired of getting hyped up for little payoff.

Still, post your hopes and dreams and shitposts regarding E3 2019.

I wanna see Banjo in smash with a possible series resurrection. If I can’t get that I’ll settle with Barack Obama in smash.

 

[Black Waltz]

I wanna see Banjo in smash with a possible series resurrection. If I can’t get that I’ll settle with Barack Obama in smash.

My dad worked at nintendo before he passed away, and his ghost came to me yesterday and told me that null was gonna be in smash

 

[Autismus]

My dad worked at nintendo before he passed away, and his ghost came to me yesterday and told me that null was gonna be in smash

Wait are you serious holy sh*t I’m absolutely shaking oh fuck this can’t be happening

 

[Nobunaga]

>still no ufc game on pc
I know they are made by EA, i know they a clunky, BUT I JUST WANT TO BEAT MMA FIGHTERS WITH AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION, GIVE ME MY SHITTY MMA GAME EA REEEEEEE

 

[Eryngium]

Sorry my autism got in the way and I need to sleuth a whole 48 hours before hand. Also thank you for the direction and warm welcoming. I’ve already gotten an erection from being on this site.

Don't bend the knee or apologize or you will get sodomized.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

Fuck yeah, gender neutral bathrooms for Sims 4! Finally I can show my #EACorporatePride! Vargskelethor Joel had the fucking Sims presentation on and they had the gayest man on the planet segue into a bunch of pride talk, it was horrible lmao.

I'm confused, aren't all bathrooms in Sim gender neutral? They don't care about gender they just don't like it when anyone walks in on them dropping a deuce unless they have some trait where they don't care at all (shameless?). It sounds like this amounts to slightly redesigning venues to have 3 gender neutral bathrooms with different signs instead of one (or two, I forget if they made 2 mechanically gender neutral bathrooms next to each other for "realism").

 

[Thiletonomics]

I'm confused, aren't all bathrooms in Sim gender neutral? They don't care about gender they just don't like it when anyone walks in on them dropping a deuce unless they have some trait where they don't care at all (shameless?). It sounds like this amounts to slightly redesigning venues to have 3 gender neutral bathrooms with different signs instead of one (or two, I forget if they made 2 mechanically gender neutral bathrooms next to each other for "realism").

They probably are referring to the Men's and Women's-only doors that only allow Sims of that specific gender to enter. They would probably add a door with a specific "gender neutral" sign on it. Not to mention that they added specific options for gender customizations in a previous patch 3 years ago, i.e. specifying if they can get pregnant or get other people pregnant, and whether they can pee standing up or not. The fact that they did that before Toddlers were re-added to the game didn't go so well with parts of the community though.

Gender-neutral bathrooms and EA's obvious LGBTQI-however-this-ends pandering aside, the new Expansion Pack has also been revealed:

There doesn't appear to be any houseboats or resorts like how Island Paradise (I think) had for TS3, which is already not looking good.

 

[Black Waltz]

I dunno about you guys, but I'm hoping that nintendo either doesn't announce any dlc for smash bros or they do but it isn't banjo kazooie

 

[MysticMisty]

There doesn't appear to be any houseboats or resorts like how Island Paradise (I think) had for TS3

It did. I guess they think people would rather pick up trash than make and live on houseboats and hang out at a resort. At least they brought back mermaids.

 

[Aquinas]

if any of you nerdlingers want someone to talk to during the shows, me and @Aquinas have a discord server and will probably be in voice chat for most of them

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[Chin of Campbell]

I dunno about you guys, but I'm hoping that nintendo either doesn't announce any dlc for smash bros or they do but it isn't banjo kazooie

Anything that isn't more faggy anime pretty boys would be great, so Banjo would be fine by me. If you're getting upsetty spaghetti about people wanting characters in video games that you don't, maybe take a break from Smashfags. They'll get into your head.

Also it's going to be that Minecraft shit anyway.

 

[Autismus]

Don't bend the knee or apologize or you will get sodomized.

Maybe I’ll have time for other neck beards on here to sodomize me after I get finished sodmizing myself.

 

[Nobunaga]

Anything that isn't more faggy anime pretty boys would be great, so Banjo would be fine by me. If you're getting upsetty spaghetti about people wanting characters in video games that you don't, maybe take a break from Smashfags. They'll get into your head.

Also it's going to be that Minecraft shit anyway.

Dunno about that, suda has also been telling sakurai to stop being a faggot and add travis to smash for years, and seeing as how suda is going to announce a new game at e3, either banjo, travis or another shitty fire emblem character are getting in