Containment Random Chris Updates

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

So we are all under the same impression that Chris is a glorfied version of the old homeless man who lives under the bridge crying "THE END IS NIGH" right? Because thats literally what he is only he for some reason is still talked about.

 

[Tikbalang]

So we are all under the same impression that Chris is a glorfied version of the old homeless man who lives under the bridge crying "THE END IS NIGH" right? Because thats literally what he is only he for some reason is still talked about.

Not only that but also the lack of hygiene and grooming, unwise spending, and having a mental health problem.

Speaking of grooming, when's the last time Chris went to a beauty salon?

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Not only that but also the lack of hygiene and grooming, unwise spending, and having a mental health problem.

Speaking of grooming, when's the last time Chris went to a beauty salon?

You imply he's ever gone to a salon that allows people with the stench he's known to secrete.

 

[MY 405]

So we are all under the same impression that Chris is a glorfied version of the old homeless man who lives under the bridge crying "THE END IS NIGH" right? Because thats literally what he is only he for some reason is still talked about.

He reminds me more of Harold Camping who was this crazy old God Squad Radio/Jesus TV host who convinced an astonishing amount of people that the Rapture was going to take place in 2011 because: some numbers he added up in the Bible. He spent millions of other people's money on billboards and RVs and other bullshit to send forth the message and they did, willingly. Gave away their homes, businesses, everything. We saw these billboards everywhere for nearly a year. Guess what didn't happen in 2011? Perplexed, Harold broke out the Good Book, did some more magical math and came up with a new date. Didn't happen. Harold's followers become a bit upset, and Harold retired, finally admitted he had no fucking clue what he was talking about and died ... he is still awaiting The Rapture. I'm waiting for the Merge Rapture to do the same.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also, someone mocks Chris over his replies to the enabler trolls on the dimensional merge and Chris gets pissed:

"I am very well aware when I am being deceived or tricked."

 

[CraBman]

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"I am very well aware when I am being deceived or tricked."

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Lol, Chris now accepts wèéns or anyone to fulfill his delusions now.

 

[PT 940]

So we are all under the same impression that Chris is a glorfied version of the old homeless man who lives under the bridge crying "THE END IS NIGH" right? Because thats literally what he is only he for some reason is still talked about.

 

[CosmicAnger]

What are the top three Planned Scandals?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

What are the top three Planned Scandals?

Chloe Sagal killing herself via self- immolation, the Christchurch mosque shooting, and some dude down in New Mexico who used to be a KF user until he tried shooting up his old school and an heroed when the cops showed up.

 

[CosmicAnger]

Chloe Sagal killing herself via self- immolation, the Christchurch mosque shooting, and some dude down in New Mexico who used to be a KF user until he tried shooting up his old school and an heroed when the cops showed up.

Ah yes, how horrifying that the internet user known as Kiwi Farms could mastermind such tragedies among which.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

LOL

 

[GhostBird50]

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Also, someone mocks Chris over his replies to the enabler trolls on the dimensional merge and Chris gets pissed:

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"I am very well aware when I am being deceived or tricked."

Hes about as aware as deer in headlights. I have to say i think hes getting desperate for some form of sign that the merge is happening with other people he will believe anything.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Not only that but also the lack of hygiene and grooming, unwise spending, and having a mental health problem.

Speaking of grooming, when's the last time Chris went to a beauty salon?

Holy fuck! Would you want to be the barber or stylist who had to deal with that?

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Chris's autism apparently makes him think this person is literally dying.
"I know I am not dying."
You keep telling yourself that, Chris.
"You are loved and you will be okay."
Whereas nobody loves you and you're definitely not going to be okay.

 

[Vampirella]

The whole merge thing reminds me of the Digemon cult that was around a few years back. For anyone that doesn't know about it, it was a bunch of Digemon fans that believed that if they held up their Digemon toys it would cause the digital world to become real. It was called Project Digiclipes.

It would be one thing if it was just Chris Chan, but we have so many weêns and people playing along it's ridiculous.

 

[Trilby]

If it was up to me, CWCVille’s gym badge would look like this

I know an elementary school that still has that flag up in their gym!

EDIT: Recall it being very brown now, but that is to be expected when you leave things up for 40+ years.

 

[BScCollateral]

Not sure what the symbol of the American Revolution Bicentennial Administration has to do with Chris Chan, but I'm sure it's something.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris gives attention to a Twitter fan.

Chris's latest power-up.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Chris's latest power-up.

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What is that!? Oh god, this is just all over the place!
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Not sure what the symbol of the American Revolution Bicentennial Administration has to do with Chris Chan, but I'm sure it's something.

Nah, I chose the Bicentennial symbol because CWCVille was apparently Bob’s pet project in the comics so I chose a symbol that sorta fits Bob’s personality.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Chris gives attention to a Twitter fan.

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Chris's latest power-up.

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I love how whenever it seems Chris has reached peak stupidity with his OCs, he somehow manages to make them just a little bit stupider and more OP. Never change, big guy.