Miscellanous Chris Communications: New 1/8/2015

[rickydarius]

What if it's an example of his fear/respect of his father and how he finds/found his mother more personable? Even in 2004 he called him "father."

That might not be a respect thing and instead be a generational thing. That is just something older people call their parents and I bet Bob had Chris call him Father growing up.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Chris must have some C cup boob fetish. He mentions that specific size way too much.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris must have some C cup boob fetish. He mentions that specific size way too much.

It's his own size, so he assumes it's every girl's size I guess?

 

[Haesindang Park]

It's his own size, so he assumes it's every girl's size I guess?

Which reminds me of his recent photos where you can see his moobs more clearly; including the one featured in the CWCki.

 

[Juggalo Jesus]

No better way to catch your breath from doing menial labor than a visit to McDonalds.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

IMO, it's also kinda weird how Chris refers to his mother as "Barbara Anne" and his father as "Mr. C."

The "Barbara Anne" thing reminds me of my childhood. When you were a kid and being a little more rambunctious or obnoxious than usual, did your parents use your full first name and middle name when warning you? Like, "Barbara Anne, quit throwing balls in the house!" It got your attention, because the tone was, "You're not in REAL trouble now, but if you keep it up, you will be."

 

[Rogowski]

IMO, it's also kinda weird how Chris refers to his mother as "Barbara Anne" and his father as "Mr. C."

Did Chris ever get into Saved By The Bell? This has Zach Morris written all over it.

 

[morganna]

I always thought that Chris was referencing the Beach Boys, like it was some clever joke that keeps getting funnier the more you mention it.

 

[Fantasma]

I feel bad for the way Chris refers to Bob. He was almost trying to sound hip or cool. Like how young adults/teens would reference their parents or older adults in 90's sitcoms.

 

[The Knife]

his is difficult to parse but is he claiming he has ADD in addition to autism? Or did Catie supposedly have ADD and he's trying to relate the two?

Could be a typo for ASD (autism spectrum disorder).

 

[Ca Ira]

Thanks for posting these, Thetan. Stay safe, Love. :-*

 

[Tiresome]

I have no problem believing Barb might have been a cheerleader. We've seen her thin (if not young) and she's definitely had men in her life. The tackle might have been roughhousing or just a cover story for Barb's salacious past.

 

[Shiala]

Chris really needs to stop telling everyone who will listen how much he wants to bang his mother.

 

[Dreamatorium]

So he just texted his then-platonic female friend a stream of consciousness monologue, replete with dream descriptions and egotistic "I'm better than other men and here's why" exposition and, when no response was given, confessed his love?

You're doing God's work, Thetan

 

[MysticMisty]

Hmm barb resented bob for moving out with chris. I remember a theory a while back that bob and barb had split, thats why he and chris moved. Maybe bob felt like barb was an unfit mother (lol) or she returned to her slutty ways. Since chris is a tard he doesn't realize it more to the situation

'Course not. He actually included his parents frequent fighting in his Hotel Ricky Ricardo project without a second thought.

 

[Relax Guy]

Whenever Chris says a contractor or agent or whoever else has screwed things up, you can always assume they're doing their job and Chris just doesn't understand.
Oh and I can't imagine what he was cleaning up off the carpet...

 

[Thetan]

I can't help thinking that maybe he means "attracted to" book worm types as in a 'people he is comfortable with'/''people he gets on well with' with sense? Not sexual attraction? I just was considering it might be more innocent than what some are thinking.
That might be wishful thinking. :/

I don't want to go there either, but I can't help but remember the dream Chris had where Barb was a "sexy belly dancer" .

 

[Lurker]

I don't want to go there either, but I can't help but remember the dream Chris had where Barb was a "sexy belly dancer" .

Wherever you said you didn't want to go, you went there.

You went there and there is no going back.

 

[Shiala]

I don't want to go there either, but I can't help but remember the dream Chris had where Barb was a "sexy belly dancer

Out of all the things I wish I could forget....this trumps them all.

 

[Elyonmase]

The mental image of Barb getting completely wrecked by a near 300 pound football player puts a huge smile on my face.