FB 1/8 - Chris hates Sega for forcing him to attack somebody

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Tragi-Chan said:
I would love to read Chris' version of events for this. I really want to know how he would describe the events that led to him being "forced to be attacked." I suspect it would top even his version of 28th October 2011 for inventiveness.
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I suspect the state of Chris's mental health has caused him to lose any grasp he had of semantics much less the ability to articulate the events in length.
 
I gotta wonder if his PD has already written him off as a lost cause and decided to only put in the barest minimum of effort he/she can get away with while they work on other cases that give them less headaches.

asperhes said:
My point is "Power", "Authoritative" or Whatever, is Fictitious, and to abuse an non-existent to hurt other people, especially those who have already been hurt, it is a crime. Banning People is a Crime. Online Trolling/Cyber-Bullying is a Crime. Abusing non-existent "Authority" and "Powers", are a crime. Just plain Not Being Nice to People is a Crime.
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You know... I kind of wish that when the judge sentences him to jail, the judge will simply tell Chris that he's been "banned from freedom"

Tubular Monkey said:
February cannot come soon enough. Just yell at the judge and get put away already.
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Better yet, he tries to mace the judge.
 
Donald Duck said:
Better yet, he tries to mace the judge.
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I love when people joke about him macing someone now, because every single time I have this vision of Chris politely saying "pardon me a minute..." and awkwardly rummaging through his purse while his soon-to-be victim stands there confused and not causing a problem, before Chris nonchalantly pulls the spray out and uses it.
 
Donald Duck said:
You know... I kind of wish that when the judge sentences him to jail, the judge will simply tell Chris that he's been "banned from freedom"
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And when he's taken away in handcuffs to jail to begin his sentence, the guard points him to walk with him out the door "to the left".
 
I sorta have this image in my head of Chris pacing back and forth fuming over the blarms, briefly trying to get his mind off of it and getting a glance of some piece of sonic memorabilia to remind him he's angry, then repewt
 
His only remaining comfort will be the American Rabbit.
 
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I thought you said in your testimony Chris that you entered Gamestop to purchase a "Blastermind Skylander" toy. This contradicts your claim that the Blue Arms are to blame for the December 26th incident.
 
I place my head in my hand. My thumb and forefinger pinch the bridge of my nose. I glance out the train window, watching the sullen winter scenery roll by.

I think, not for the first, tenth, hundredth time, 'Jesus Christ, Chris.'
 
Chris is so fixated on Sonic's arm color I'm surprised he hasn't scrawled "TAN ARMS GOOD, BLUE ARMS BAD" all over his walls as yet!

EDIT: By the way, I wonder how he'll react if somebody sends him fanart of Sonichu with YELLOW ARMS. Dude might blow a vein.
 
hans asperger said:
Any brave volunteers here in Virginia area willing to help Chris maximise his conjugal visit allowance?
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We all know Chris's conjugal visits will be occupied by Barb.

And that's not a Barb-incest joke. Barb will just take up all of his visitation time to yell at him about things.
 
hans asperger said:
That Christians adult adventures game that someone here is developing-

the final boss ought to be blue arms sonic or a penis pickle monster with blue arms for legs.
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which would have to look a bit like this (rough draft thought)
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