❄️ Snowflake Christine Milneaux - Munchie who came here to sperg [PM sneasel if you wanna do a proper OP on this tard]

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Kiwi Farms is a diverse community with all kinds of people from all walks of life. Some have dealt with chronic illness themselves, some have chronically ill family members or partners, and some work in the medical field and have plenty of experience caring for chronically ill patients.

We are not so easily duped here as Reddit, Instagram or other places. You won’t find many of us just accepting your claims at face value, especially if your “symptoms” are inconsistent with the conditions you’re claiming.
 
This munchie is so annoying. I could powerlevel forever, but I won't do it and just say that you should maybe check into if you're on the spectrum or not rather than worrying about lupus, because lupus is rare and hard to pinpoint. I'd assume if it's hard for doctors to find, then it'd be even harder for some random internet munchie to be able to find either. WebMD was a mistake because of people like you who use it to literally pretend to have serious illnesses for brownie points.

Also, if you wore like something that didn't look like it came straight off a tumblr OC, your doctors would listen to your suggestions.
 
So let me get this straight.

You think you have a disease.

The doctors say you don't.

The doctors have actual medical technology, staff, and years of education- they tested you and say you don't have it.

Doctors that, I might add, stand to gain an obscene amount of money for treating this illness, therefore have no incentive to claim you don't.

Doctors that would lose their medical license if they weren't sure of their diagnosis or just flat-out lied.

But you read a book or something on the internet and think you have this disease.

And claim to remember a diagnosis you got when you were 2.

I diagnose you with "fucking stupid"

I bet the doctors agree with me

Speak to patient discharges about your bill before you leave
 
Christine Milneaux said:
OH THANK ZEUS!!! That's NOT going to be my face in 3-5 years, thank gods!!! Thank you; that is actually the best news I've received since yesterday, when I was told I don't have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I'll still be ugly at 28-30, but I shan't be that ugly!
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You'll probably be uglier with the way you're needlessly destroying your body for attention.
 
I don't "claim to remember" it FFS. I grew up with CP. My parents told me about how I was diagnosed. Congratulations Sherlock, sometimes people who live in the same household pass along information to each other!
 
The funniest thing about this loser attention whore isn't her imaginary diseases, it's that she tries to type like she's Emily Dickinson and Edgar Allen Poe's (talentless) lovechild, and the more flustered she gets the worse she becomes at it.
 
Strine said:
The funniest thing about this loser attention whore isn't her imaginary diseases, it's that she tries to type like she's Emily Dickinson and Edgar Allen Poe's (talentless) lovechild, and the more flustered she gets the worse she becomes at it.
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She's "transtemporal."
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Aka a tard whose understanding of history is superficial at best. These people are to historians as weebs are to Japanese people.
 
Does no one else go through the transtemporal phase as a teen and young adult? I wanted to believe in transtemporaility, but it simply wasn't me. As someone else observed, my particular writing style is... I don't want to say affected, but similar to letter-writing, a unique but charming turn of phrase takes effort to cultivate and maintain. Obviously, if transtemporality were a thing, my natural affect would be Victorian and it wouldn't slip when I'm upset. I admit in recent years I have not done nearly as much reading as I should in order to keep my linguistic garden well-kept. I need to work on that so that I can still sound poised when I'm emotional.
 
Christine Milneaux said:
I don't "claim to remember" it FFS. I grew up with CP. My parents told me about how I was diagnosed. Congratulations Sherlock, sometimes people who live in the same household pass along information to each other!
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Then I diagnose you and your parents with "stupid" and "liars"

Pay your bill, pleb
 
Christine Milneaux said:
Does no one else go through the transtemporal phase as a teen and young adult? I wanted to believe in transtemporaility, but it simply wasn't me. As someone else observed, my particular writing style is... I don't want to say affected, but similar to letter-writing, a unique but charming turn of phrase takes effort to cultivate and maintain. Obviously, if transtemporality were a thing, my natural affect would be Victorian and it wouldn't slip when I'm upset. I admit I need to work on that.
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No, because my dad would have beaten the faggot out of me and taken me for a hunting accident if that didn't work

What the fuck was your dad doing, fucking children across town?
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
She's "transtemporal."
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Aka a tard whose understanding of history is superficial at best. These people are to historians as weebs are to Japanese people.
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Whoa! I remember this person! At the time, I was sure it was some kind of troll/joke. @Christine Milneaux , are you telling me you really believed that garbage and weren't just seeing what the craziest thing you could get away with was??
 
Christine Milneaux said:
Oh, it certainly shows.
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The lack of 'faggot'? Sure does. A shame your dad couldn't find a tire tool or wrench to re-adjust your cranial functions manually. Better to have a 'tard daughter than a hypochondriac attention whore. A tard can at least be taught to use a shovel or mop, and be dependable about it.

Now why don't you save that hard-working disease the trouble and go find a solid rafter and a speaker wire to dangle yourself from, you fat shit.
 
Neither here nor there said:
@Christine Milneaux , are you telling me you really believed that garbage and weren't just seeing what the craziest thing you could get away with was??
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I... wanted to believe it, let's say that. I was 19 and wanted a reason I was so inclined towards being a living anachronism. I only posted on transtemporaility a time or two, as I just didn't believe it deep down. I knew it didn't resonate so it wasn't an identity of mine for longer than a month or two. Congratulations on having found it.
 
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