🌟 Internet Famous The Mysterious Mr. Enter / Jonathan Rozanski's "Growing Around" - IndieGoGo Campaign Failed, John going off the deep end, "Turning Red" is ignorant about 9/11 (later retracted)

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Somebody in the /co/ thread right now mentioned that the theme song video is in 4:3 so it was probably edited by Enter himself since he's the only person in 2019 who still uses a 4:3 monitor.
 

wow this is bad.
Holy shit, I’m dying. The note delivery on “its time to play in a town called Summerway” literally made me choke and do a spit take. This singer is horrible!
This sounds like an adult swim parody of Mister Roger’s Neighborhood rather than a serious animated theme song for kids. That giggle at the end was especially disturbing.
The change in tempo is jarring, but also an obvious attempt to ape the MLP Friendship is Magic themesong, which Enter loves so much. But an entire minute for a themesong? Come on, that’s a bit excessive
 
Did Enter write the song himself? Dunno why he fancies himself a master animation critic, writer, artist, and songwriter.
He definitely wrote it, you can just tell.
Honestly, I think he really wants to be the next Butch Hartman, who did write, draw, and songwrite a good portion of his shows. Personally, I can’t stand Butch and hated his shows even when they were new, but I can understand someone like Enter looking up to him.
The problem here of course is that Enter lacks all forms of talent and refuses to take any criticism that could actually lead to his talent growing
 
This song pretty much a nail in the coffin for this show.
If you can not even make your intro good that pretty much a sign this show just a fever dream.

No studio going to pick up something so sloppy and with such inconsistent production.

You can see how disjointed and sloppy the communication was between Enter and his crew in this song.

Companies look for this in the show between production staff because you have to work with them and get shit done on a consistent level.

If this is Enter's A game,then this is really endgame for him because this is basic stuff you have to make in animation 101 because your intro is basically a summary or an actual intro into your show.

This is your main hook to get people to watch and if it unappealing no studio will ever pick it up because they want people excited to see this product because that where the money comes from aka the investment.

This is why for kids show they are always catchy ear worms with jingles so kids remember the product, assoicate it with said excitment, a get excited to watch when they hear the jingle.
 
No kid is going to understand the lyrics because its just way too fucking fast. Also Mr Enter did write the song as shown in the credits.
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This song pretty much a nail in the coffin for this show.
If you can not even make your intro good that pretty much a sign this show just a fever dream.

No studio going to pick up something so sloppy and with such inconsistent production.

You can see how disjointed and sloppy the communication was between Enter and his crew in this song.

Companies look for this in the show between production staff because you have to work with them and get shit done on a consistent level.

If this is Enter's A game,then this is really endgame for him because this is basic stuff you have to make in animation 101 because your intro is basically a summary or an actual intro into your show.

This is your main hook to get people to watch and if it unappealing no studio will ever pick it up because they want people excited to see this product because that where the money comes from aka the investment.

This is why for kids show they are always catchy ear worms with jingles so kids remember the product, assoicate it with said excitment, a get excited to watch when they hear the jingle.
Which is why I stand by the claim that Animaniacs has the best theme song ever:
“Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister Dot/ Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot/ They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught/ but we break loose and then cut loose and now you know the plot”

It’s not subtle at all, but it fits the tempo of the composition and it’s catchy(though I do know an alarming amount of people who didn’t realize what the plot was despite the theme song blatantly telling you)

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Why is he teaching kids if the whole point is that the parents are sent to school?
I thought the point was that the kids did things a kid would do rather than what an adult would do. It doesn’t make sense for a kid to yell at people to stay off his lawn, that’s a grouchy old man thing. If the classic trope is for kids to constantly annoy the grouchy neighbor, wouldn’t the neighbor in that scenario do whatever he can to get people to go on his lawn?
 
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The change in tempo is jarring, but also an obvious attempt to ape the MLP Friendship is Magic themesong, which Enter loves so much. But an entire minute for a themesong? Come on, that’s a bit excessive

Jesus, even bronies think that shit is annoying.
 
Jesus, even bronies think that shit is annoying.

JoshScorcher had a running gag in his mock MLP NC reviews where he would find a new way to screw over and cut the intro of MLP: FIM everytime it started playing.

Enter should know that his ilk doesn't like being reminded that they are watching juvenile technicolor mush everytime they watch a show.
 
JoshScorcher had a running gag in his mock MLP NC reviews where he would find a new way to screw over and cut the intro of MLP: FIM everytime it started playing.

Enter should know that his ilk doesn't like being reminded that they are watching juvenile technicolor mush everytime they watch a show.
Well I think he realized that the only chance of this ever finding an audience is for it to be geared towards autistic 5 year olds
 
Enter is familiar with that demographic.

But I believe he's even too autistic to know himself to be true.
Yeah, I’m still trying to figure out what job in animation he would actually be suitable for.
He can’t write for shit. His big idea was literally stolen from Disney, so he can’t create. He can’t draw. He can’t edit. I highly doubt he knows what timing is, nor do I think he could be a good producer or talent director. He isn’t savvy enough to be a social media manager. He can’t be a coordinator or assistant due to lack of any applicable skills. And I don’t even think he’s quiet enough(or clean enough) to be a janitor in the building.
At the very best, maybe he could be a decent gofer. If he’s able to drive that is


He put out a new review, and while these are always boring, I noticed that this one in particular could easily be altered Jarbo the Hut style to make it a review of Growing Around. That was amusing
 
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Yeah, I’m still trying to figure out what job in animation he would actually be suitable for.
He can’t write for shit. His big idea was literally stolen from Disney, so he can’t create. He can’t draw. He can’t edit. I highly doubt he knows what timing is, nor do I think he could be a good producer or talent director. He isn’t savvy enough to be a social media manager. He can’t be a coordinator or assistant due to lack of any applicable skills. And I don’t even think he’s quiet enough(or clean enough) to be a janitor in the building.
At the very best, maybe he could be a decent gofer. If he’s able to drive that is

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZRjOJ_7VVlw
He put out a new review, and while these are always boring, I noticed that this one in particular could easily be altered Jarbo the Hut style to make it a review of Growing Around. That was amusing

At this point, he’s done enough in an unchanging monotone that you could probably spoof anything and it would sound like it came off his channel
 
I feel like the OP needs an update so as to encompass all of this Growing Around crap. And yea this guy in number 2 on my list of people I'm embarrassed to have followed behind Doug Walker
 
Also, I read MovieBob's new OP and it's what I consider the model for a truly great OP
Moviebob’s thread is what I consider the best thread on the site for various reasons. Length, the never ending fountain of content, consistent conversation, the op is just one of many things thst all threads should aspire to be like
 
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