😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 169 13.7%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 41 3.3%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.1%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.8%
  • Total voters
    1,238
Brad Watson_Miami said:
Absinthe,

Let's test your grasp of reality. For the record, do you believe in GOD? Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions." (Rev 20:12-13)

You would be wise to consider the wisdom of Ward Cleaver as said to his son Beaver, "Wrong is wrong no matter how many people say it's right and right is right no matter how many people say it's wrong."

Science uses documented observations and mathematical proofs for its truth. I've done this with the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code. Have you read http://GOD704.wikia.com ? Numbers don't lie.
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Taking only you questions and answering them in order:

Yes
No
Maybe
No
 
Loke,

You're a liar. Jesus son of Joseph was born on Saturday (Shabbat) April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 3755 HC; see astronomer http://MichaelMolnar.com . Y'shua was an Aries the Ram/Lamb and he's often referred to as the "Lamb of GOD". God-incarnate was crucified on the 1st day of Passover Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC, again under the sign of Aries the Ram/Lamb.
 
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So this means Leave it to Beaver is the Newer Testament?
Joke's on him anyway, I joined Church of the Subgenius back when Jesus was their business manager. I already talked to the real Jesus when he called me to confirm my order.
 
@Absinthe
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1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Absinthe
kiwifarms.net

1/4/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.
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You are an idolator. You worship numbers. You are clearly possessed by demons, here to spread your lies and create more soldiers for the Fallen Angel Lucifer.
 
Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x
[desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]​
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Loke,

You're a liar. Jesus son of Joseph was born on April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 3755 HC; see astronomer http://MichaelMolnar.com . Y'shua was an Aries the Ram/Lamb and he's often referred to as the "Lamb of GOD". God-incarnate was crucified on Friday April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC / 14 Nisan 3790 HC again under the sign of Aries the Ram/Lamb.
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First of all, I'm not reading your schizo trash. I can garble numbers and make wild claims as well; secondly, do some super basic research. Reasonable people don't just believe wild claims made from one very unreliable source, which you precious bible is, and some hilarious perversion of the hebrew gematria numbers game definitely isn't enough. Mr Jebus is unknown to history, and you're a moron to not know when you've wandered into a hornets nest here. Welcome to hell, bitch. Third, you never answered my question. Cain and Abel. Which one fucked his mother to populate the earth?
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
Theory of Luck

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]
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Revised Standardized Translation: Verily be it told unto you, you bring the pooty, we will bring the party. And the Lord God said: let there be bitches!
 
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