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Petronella said:
So does this mean Kailyn and Matt are working on their relationship, or is Kai just trying to do damage control?
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Probably damage control. You know how much Kai loves to lie. She was trying to make people think he was living with her while she was pregnant. He wasn't, he only moved in for like 2 months after Gracie was born then he had his "breakdown".
 
For The Internet said:
Oh thank goodness about Bella! I'm so glad she's okay.
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Being "alive" is not the same thing as "okay." :( This family refuses to take her on walks, won't let her in the same house as Gracie, BBgorilla sprays perfume in her face so she can "act silly," and tosses her around like a sack of potatoes.

</3 Poor Bella.
 
Kailyn can keep on saying she's a good person until the (lol)cows come home. But actions speak louder than words: do good things, don't just say you're a good person!


A list of questions, to follow along:
1 - If you could of picked your sex gender would you be a female or male?
2 - What do you think about aliens?
3 - Are you a racist?
4 - How do you feel about women that stay with abusive husbands?
5 - What race are you?
6 - If you could change your race would you? If so what race would you be?
7 - Are you gay, straight, of bisexual?
8 - During sex lights on or candles?
9 - Have you ever thought about anyone else while having sex with your significant other?
10 - Who is a better parent? Moms or Dads?
11 - On prom night did you go with the person you wanted to go with?
12 - Would you date outside of your race?
13 - What's the biggest lie you told your parents as a child?
14 - What do you regret most in life?
15 - What would your parents or guardians say about you if you weren't present?
16 - What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
17 - When you look in the mirror who do you see?
18 - Do you honestly believe that you can reach your goals in life?
19 - What is your purpose in life?
20 - If you die today what would people say about you tomorrow?
21 - If you could be born anywhere in the world what country, state or city would you choose?
22 - Have you ever experienced a near death experience?
23 - When you pass away where would you like your body to be buried?
24 - Do you believe in miracles?
25 - What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

At least she didn't lie about what race she was. In the Ancestry.com tree I actually found her ancestors from Poland, (Czecho?)slovakia, and Austria.
 
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"I don't regret things, I've learned from everything I've been through"

You don't regret anything, Kai?

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A few things:

"My purpose in life... ....is my beautiful baby girl who is *pause*... 5 months old!"

You can't think of any lies, ED would be happy to refresh your memory.

No regrets, huh? You learned from all your experiences? I wonder if A could say the same.

And of course, now that she's a rethpektabal mommy blogger she's no longer bisexual.
 
Petronella said:
"I don't regret things, I've learned from everything I've been through"

You don't regret anything, Kai?

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Something that really weirds me out is how Kai looks so normal from the cheekbones up, but below that it's all huge crooked teeth and her potato-like jawline.

Also I'm really glad her dogs still alive!
 
Oh and just so avery juan knows... Guru Gossiper is having issues right now. Not just technical issues, but within the administrative hierarchy. After the founder Lulu sadly passed away, the second in command Bipolarmorgan had been impersonating her and taking donations meant for the website for his personal life. Morgan has also become mad with power, ragedeleting and banning everyone and thing that offends and challenges him. This unscrupulous fellow could even qualify for a lolcow thread or an Encyclopedia Dramatica article himself: while he's 35 years old and acting like a toddler, he has a criminal record including drug and domestic abuse under his belt. But really, Bipolarmorgan's full story of douchiness is for another time, another thread.

In the meantime, many forumers have escaped to here to discuss Kailyn and other lolcow beauty gurus such as CraftyBeautyDiva. I quite like the place because the website doesn't run as slow as balls and crash all the time like Guru Gossiper site did. Additionally, the one admin seems like a reasonable person who really takes people's suggestions into consideration. The mods at GG seemed to either ignore trolls or nitpick over the most petty things.

So if you're wondering what the hell is wrong with Guru Gossiper and why you can't lurk or discuss Kailyn over there anymore, that's why. But at least we know of an alternative forum! :)
 
I seriously just found out that Lulu died yesterday. What happened? You'd think that people would at least acknowledge this...

Nevermind! I just read the new GG announcement.

bipolarmorgan said:
To those who aren't attacking the site or it's administrators.... anyway, calm down ladies, please calm down. It's just another year, you still get to gossip. It's not the end of the world. I realize things have been a bit different, but we just hit 30,000 members. Think about your High School class and how many of you are separated into little clique's ... yes I realize some of you hate me, some of you could care less and some of you praise me. Some of you change your mind, back and forth, but alas. Happy New Year. Lets try to get past your issues and get back to gossip. Leave me out of it, please.
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Holy shit! And I thought *I* was full of myself! "Hey guys, the only reason why you might be unhappy with me right now is because you guys are bitches. I'm totally awesome!"
 
Off topic but it's getting old for people to start new guru message boards every few months. I lost count of how many Kai boards I signed up for this summer.

you can totally tell this picture was taken in the hair salon shanty in the garage:

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So Bella is alive. Or maybe she just got taxidermied and posed for the photo as if she were alive. :surprised: ...But taxidermy takes money from precious pallids. And typically only people who care deeply for their pets would want them taxidermied, to preserve their memory.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Our sisters in gossip are always welcome here as well!
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I was thinking that too, but that community likes to A-log a lot, as it is a gathering place where people can be bitchy and gossip. I think they would have trouble transitioning to a place that forbids the rampant a-logging that they do.
 
Sorry other than looking like one of the Cone heads, an using out of date makeup (an being a human train wreck). Can the women of the forums please explain her basic beauty mistakes for the blokes amongst us? my understanding of makeup is basic to say the least and I would like to be able to grasp some of the finer points of her crazy (I know she uses to much makeup, an apparently apples it with a brick layers trowel, but that's obvious to anyone).
 
Well, Ravenor, makeup is an art form. What I find pleasant and appealing may not be your cup of tea. With that said, there are somethings that your should avoid:

1.) Drawing on your waterline.
Drawing on your waterline is fine as long as you are using a clean eyeliner. It can really make your eyes stand out! However, don't take Kailyn's cue and stab your eyeball with your eyeliner.
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Stabbing yourself in the eye is completely unnecessary for this look.

2.) Applying eyeliner in general.
Eyeliner is a great way to make your eyelashes look thicker and makes squinty eyes stand out. It's a good idea, however, to apply eyeliner somewhere in the same zipcode as your eyes.
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3.) This.
I've posted this earlier, but I still can't get over this. IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
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Let's play a game... how many beauty blunders can we count?
 
I am personally really tired of the fact that her tiny mind grasped highlighting the inner corner of the eye and held onto that idea with a death grip. The way she does it, like everything else, is unnecessarily heavy-handed and makes everything she does look about 10 years ago.
 
Uh I'm no makeup expert, but many of the eyecolor combinations she does look like bruise colors. The Christmas look, for example. The red looks like a recent bruise and the green looks like a healing bruise.

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And I hate radiant orchid/purple lipstick on her. It makes her look like a cold and rotting corpse.

Plz learn color theory Kailyn! Just because you like a certain color doesn't mean it will match your skin/hair tone!
 
Mourning Dove said:
Uh I'm no makeup expert, but many of the eyecolor combinations she does look like bruise colors. The Christmas look, for example. The red looks like a recent bruise and the green looks like a healing bruise.

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And I hate radiant orchid/purple lipstick on her. It makes her look like a cold and rotting corpse.

Plz learn color theory Kailyn! Just because you like a certain color doesn't mean it will match your skin/hair tone!
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If you do Christmas colors Here is a better concept.
It can be done. Kai just utterly fails. Like she does at a lot of things...
 
Mourning Dove said:
Uh I'm no makeup expert, but many of the eyecolor combinations she does look like bruise colors. The Christmas look, for example. The red looks like a recent bruise and the green looks like a healing bruise.

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And I hate radiant orchid/purple lipstick on her. It makes her look like a cold and rotting corpse.

Plz learn color theory Kailyn! Just because you like a certain color doesn't mean it will match your skin/hair tone!
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Honestly I don't think her "Christmas look" would suit anyone. That green is fucking hideous next to that red. Also Kai should never apply eyeliner to her waterline. It makes her crazy eyes look ten times more unbalanced.
 
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