Are you a Lolcow? Take the quiz!

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Boyfriend scored 45, but I scored 47. Thankfully, some of the points are circumstantial (education/living situation), so we're technically just down-on-our-luck eccentrics, which we pretty much already knew.
 
If we don't take it seriously and just base it purely on common lolcow traits 'libertarian' would have to give higher points than conservative and liberal. Half of them seem to be the economics wing of the MRAs/ loveshys/ redpillers/ various other virgins with rage and occationally stormfront.

But then I'm an analchest (no, really) so who am I to judge?
 
"6. What is your level of artistic skill?" is flawed -a lolcow would never concede they're bad at something.
 
1. What is your age range?
-B: 17-27. Although I'll be 28 in August (3.5)

2. What is your gender?
-A: Male (2)

3. What fandoms do you belong to? Add all that apply.
I love cartoons / video games and all, but aim to not be a huge fan of anything. Either way, (5).

4. What is your sexuality?
-C: Bisexual (2)

5. Are you sex-negative?
-B: No (0)

5. What do you ship? Add all that apply.
I only ship what is canon, according to creator's/author's word of mouth - and only if it's written well. I hate most
romance, otherwise, in my mediums. Such a bore, IMHO (3).

6. What is your level of artistic skill?
Growing up - I mostly did doodles and BS in MSPaint, with backgrounds in other programs (5).

7. Are you outspoken in your religious beliefs (including atheism)?
-B: No (0)

8. Where do you lie on the political spectrum?
I'm a liberal moderate who agrees with sane conservatives on some things. No side is fully right or wrong about everthing. It's just
our leaders who suck at what they do. (3.25)

9. Are you a furry?
-B: No (0).

10. Are you otherkin?
-B: No (0)

11. How prone are you to become angry?
A combination of A, B, and C.
With the way things are as of late,
and my strong opinions on things like politics, etc., plus the fact that I was made fun of a lot
(and likely still am for my beliefs and opinions!), it's quite easy.
Though I try my hardest not to do that in public or in front of friends and family. (6.33333)

12. Do you use strong language?
-A & B (2.5),
B because BIG. FUCKING. DEAL - But only online, and in places where I can get away with it.
A because Not in public or in front of friends and family...

13. Are you a virgin?
-A: Yes (5),
BIG DEAL! I've got bigger things to worry about, like not going broke...

14. Are you autistic or do you have a diagnosed mental disorder?
-A: Yes (5), I have Asperger's Syndrome - but I don't let it stop me from functioning properly, unlike others out there...

15. What is your housing situation?
-A: Living with parents (5), as I go to college.

16. What is your employment status?
-B: Part-time (5), again, because college - I want to do well there.

17. What is the highest level of education you completed?
Associate's Degree - going for Bachelor's Degree (3.5)

18: Do you have an article dedicated to you on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
-B: No (0), but with how insensitive/unaware/uneducated I come off about certain lolcows, or worse yet,
what makes a lolcow just... THAT, as of late, I might as well be...
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56. Yeah, where's my ED page?

Also, This test could use some fine tuning, but I'm sure a lot of people before me have pointed this out...
 
Answering the modified Questions on the revised test only...
3. Are you a part of a fandom? How integrated are you with the fandom?
-A: I play, watch, read the material but don't take part in anything else.
I only collect fanart if I like a show enough - most fanfictions of anything are SHIT for me to avoid like the plague,
unless I'm willing to turn off my brain and laugh at said shit.

8. Are you sensitive to other ideologies? Do you see your views as absolutely correct?
-C: yes, no
WHY: My views on anything are not always right, nor the best - I mean, I'm a liberal who deep down knows not all conservatives are money - grubbing racists/sexists like the media seems to portray them as, or worse, how some of them in power come off to others. I also don't like being told what to do by liberals who think everyone not fully well off has it bad!
However, there are some ideologies that I cannot stand for the life of me.


12. Do you often create your own words or combine words to replace curse words or make up your own words you feel more comfortable saying.
-B: No - That's just DUMB. Sorry.

How often do you practice proper hygiene? (Bathe, brush teeth, etc.)
MORE than ONCE a Day!

Do you actively take part in any of the following sites (check all that apply):
-E: Deviant Art
-F: Fur Affinity
I'm only at these places to collect shit - nothing else.

Do you have a tendency to prefer strong, bright, or neon colors?
Not really, unless they mean something useful to what they're in. Otherwise, I like things dark and gritty (when THAT is used right, of course).
The door can swing both ways, to summarize!
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I give myself 25 more points after this shit (81).
Okay seriously, where's my ED page? With how much of an A - Log I've come off as of late about Chris being likely imprisoned, and my lack of knowledge on what makes a lolcow just that, I'm asking for it...

KingofManga420 said:
I fucking knew it
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BTW, what did you score?
 
Shokew said:
Answering the modified Questions on the revised test only...


I give myself 25 more points after this shit (81).
Okay seriously, where's my ED page? With how much of an A - Log I've come off as of late about Chris being likely imprisoned, and my lack of knowledge on what makes a lolcow just that, I'm asking for it...


BTW, what did you score?
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34 :story:
 
55. Being a conservative female Final Fantasy fan who swears all the fucking time, has a mental disorder and lives alone ... well, yeah, I can see the lolcow potential there. But I'd like to think that I'm too boring to be adequately milked. Still, looking forward to a revised quiz and/or my first ween of my own. :D
 
45. Pretty high number, but a third of that is because I like Sonic the Hedgehog. Or rather, I like Pre-Dreamcast Sonic games, so if that's true do I even qualify as being part of the current fandom?
 
78. I think what really got me is being autistic, foul mouthed, easy to anger, and shipping fucking everything.
 
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