🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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I like how the problem is OBVIOUSLY that the people he's been shopping the press release around to just don't know the dictionary definition of "misrepresent."

I mean, the other day he edited out the part where he said kiwis have no lives, and that made it all professional and such:
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Bamanda said:
Great idea for someone who can’t look sideways without moving his head. His career as a jouster will be as successful as his careers in songwriting, scriptwriting, motivational speaking, being a pimp, being a paralegal, mailroom boy, janitor, and his short but definitely real career as Attorney General of Utah.
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Or close his mouth. Just imagine his face flapping in the wind and you have a pretty good idea of what Russ on a motorcycle would look like. Then include his whole head snapping to the nearest cleavage, because he can't just side-eye it... he'd probably wreck.
 
Strelok said:
I agree, which is why I doubt Russell came up with this one on his own.

Maybe in a better world we could have actual bloodsports instead of drooling Neanderthals turning our already overworked and underfunded court systems into their personal arena.
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He's a normie (for lack of a better word)
Guarantee he saw that posted on some other social media page and just reposted it on his.
He's like your mom when she uses the internet.
 
Press Release distribution company? does he mean a public relations firm? He might try hiring blondes in high heels to toss signs and hand out fliers at stop lights.
Rusty doesn’t seem to understand that his plights, his efforts, and his songs are not interesting, noteworthy or remarkable.
 
Walking Clock said:
That review of Great Clips makes me feel for all the hairdressers who have to be so close to him.
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He clearly expected that the woman working on his hair was a captive audience and owed him her attention. Hairdressers aren’t required to have conversations with clients, they just do because usually the clients are nice. Mr. Greasy over here was probably unwashed, creeping on her AND largely unintelligible so she just did her best and tried not to look awkward.
 
ZeeMarin said:
Press Release distribution company? does he mean a public relations firm? He might try hiring blondes in high heels to toss signs and hand out fliers at stop lights.
Rusty doesn’t seem to understand that his plights, his efforts, and his songs are not interesting, noteworthy or remarkable.
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I work at a PR firm. There are such things as "PR distribution companies" and they're basically scam-versions of a PR agency. A real agency will take time to craft a marketing strategy and set up promotional events. PR distribution companies mass ship press releases to every contact they have with a "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" mentality. Unfortunately, real agencies cost $$$$$ while PR distribution companies cost $$$, so I have no doubt that Russ isn't actually speaking with a real PR agency. But it is incredibly telling that even a distribution company won't work with him.
 
AbraCadaver said:
“The rides would be better if I wasn’t so afraid.”

Did he seriously knock a star off his review of an amusement park because rollercoasters make him wet himself in fear? I don’t think he understands what a review is. Or what a rollercoaster is.
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This is going to be a weird little tangent, but does anyone know if his pupils are paralyzed as well? I know some stroke patients get super nauseated on car rides because one of their pupils can't expand or contract so some of them resort to wearing blind folds or just closing their eyes.

If that's the case, why in all of the fuck would he ride a roller coaster?
 
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