🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Dammit, I just finished with my own transcription of the lyrics, but I was beaten to posting it by @Russtard. :achievement:

Listening to that piece of shit hurt my soul. I think we'd all be justified in filing a class action suit against Russhole for his misrepresentations about his song being a masterpiece.

TheGreatCitracett said:
Sounds like it's being played on an out-of-tune accordion. Christ. And where are the rockin' guitar solos? Or did I just space out and miss them?

He rhymes words with themselves like three times too. And "that's quite mean" lol. This is easily the most toothless callout song ever.

"You say things you really don't mean,
You wouldn't fuck me,
Girl, I don't get you"

It's all I could hear when listening to it.
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At 2:13 in the song, there's a brief interlude where the instrumentation/tempo/style of the song totally changes for one excuse for a verse. This is where the “rocking guitar solo” he boasted about comes in. “Rocking” is definitely not the word I would use as it's about the tamest basic white dude badly playing "Wonderwall" in the corner guitar solo you could imagine. it’s about as “rocking” as Wayne Newton.
 
I can't listen to the song at work but holy shit those lyrics. I have no talent whatsoever and think I could write better song lyrics in 5 minutes. Tbh I don't think I'm going to be able to bring myself to listen to it when I get home.
 
There is no fucking meter at all. It's all over the goddamn place. The instrumentation at the beginning sounds like a robot farting. It's a step up from Kylie Jenner or the original I Get You song, but that's like saying that being puked on is a step up from being shat on.

The singer is no worse than any generic manufactured teen pop singer, I'll give it that. He's doing the best he can with this steaming turd of a song. Reminds me of the guy from Sleeping with Sirens or any other of those 2000s Hot Topic bands.

I think "Roar" by Katy Perry is the worst "summer song" I've heard in the past ten years, and this song makes Roar look like American Pie. The summer that would suit this song is the summer that North Korea finally nukes us.

In conclusion, I don't like it.
 
I'm just laughing so hard. This is so fucking awful! Can you get audio epilepsy? Because that choppy fucked up intro just made my ears spazz out. I hope who ever sang, edited, produced this garbage is still drunker than fuck. Semper fi, bros. Never change Russhole.
 
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Womp Womp.

Sounds like somebody got banned from somewhere.

Or more likely, his "press release" didn't make international headlines.
 
Ah yes, I remember learning about the right of any raving lunatic to receive plight-coverage on demand in history class. Truly what our founding fathers imagined.
 
Wow... this song.. That is some lazy work with the synths too. In terms of quality, this is equivalent to that first shitty acoustic demo you record on a fourtrack just to remember melody lines and progressions(people in bands know). But most important: Where is the rap verse, Russell!? I was really looking forward to that!
 
I want to save the track info from CD Baby for posterity both because it's hilarious, and because I expect the song may be pulled from the site when he sees us damn dirty mentally ill trolls got hold of it before his "master marketing plan" could produce any fruits. No reviews yet, but I'm going to be on the lookout for them. I'm eagerly anticipating a massive Russhole chimpout.

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Wah, I’ve some plights here my dude, help. I am on an iPhone and can’t hear what’s posted. Just get a triangle icon. Can anybody help me out or do I have to give Russell money?
 
Barbarella said:
Wah, I’ve some plights here my dude, help. I am on an iPhone and can’t hear what’s posted. Just get a triangle icon. Can anybody help me out or do I have to give Russell money?
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You'll probably just have to get to a PC.

It's just not wanting to work on mobile for some people. Unless there's a clever solution to make it run. I'm on my old shitty android phone though and it works fine.
 
Viridian said:
At 2:13 in the song, there's a brief interlude where the instrumentation/tempo/style of the song totally changes for one excuse for a verse. This is where the “rocking guitar solo” he boasted about comes in. “Rocking” is definitely not the word I would use as it's about the tamest basic white dude badly playing "Wonderwall" in the corner guitar solo you could imagine. it’s about as “rocking” as Wayne Newton.
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Rockin'

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Barbarella said:
Wah, I’ve some plights here my dude, help. I am on an iPhone and can’t hear what’s posted. Just get a triangle icon. Can anybody help me out or do I have to give Russell money?
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If you download the “VLC for mobile” media player app (free and no bullshit), click the icon in the top left and go to “network stream” and “open network stream” with the URL to the attachment, it plays .. at least for me .. on my iPhone.

Be warned, though. Your iPhone is probably not playing it as a way of saying “please don’t do this to us. What did I do to you??”
 
TheGreatCitracett said:
You'll probably just have to get to a PC.

It's just not wanting to work on mobile for some people. Unless there's a clever solution to make it run. I'm on my old shitty android phone though and it works fine.
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Ok, thanks. Shoot, my PC is dead and I’ve been putting off buying another. Guess the gods are telling me it’s time.
 
CupONavy said:
If you download the “VLC for mobile” media player app (free and no bullshit), click the icon in the top left and go to “network stream” and “open network stream” with the URL to the attachment, it plays .. at least for me .. on my iPhone.

Be warned, though. Your iPhone is probably not playing it as a way of saying “please don’t do this to us. What did I do to you??”
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Thank you, it worked. Yes, I expect my phone to crash and die after forcing that play. Hopefully it has a sense of humor-It’s so bad it’s funny.

When ringtones first came out, before iPhones, the big thing was the midi ringtones. This song reminds me of that, only nobody would have downloaded it.

I saw a 20-20 last night about the stalker who killed Rebecca Schaefer. So much reminded me of Russ. Even my husband, who doesn’t really follow this stuff recognized it. Fortunately, security is much better these days and Taylor has numerous homes and doesn’t announce where she is when. When this guy is 35 and still a flop, he may go ballistic.
 
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