Lovequest Catie's Story

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drmccoy said:
Look, it's Chris, he's awkward, creepy and weird on a normal day. But this shit really elevates him to an entirely new level. Maybe he does need a dating education class as he absolutely no clue on how to take a girl out on a first date (and yes, even after a month on on-line interaction).
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He needs education on a lot of things, but what does it matter when he won't listen?
 
My favorite part is that Chris gave her a goodie bag at the end, like she was fucking five or something.
 
Barb sounds like a lot of hoarders I've known before: Genial and pleasant up front but deep down they're really abusive and loathsome. A rotten core concealed by cordiality.
 
Konstantinos said:
Barb sounds like a lot of hoarders I've known before: Genial and pleasant up front but deep down they're really abusive and loathsome. A rotten core concealed by cordiality.
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Well, Barb sounds like a poisonous redneck. I've known hoarders who are nice people, but their lives are destroyed by an addiction. Hoarding doesn't mean you're a bad person. But being Barb means you're a bad person.
 
Frank Rizzo said:
I'll bite:

What's a wormdo?
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Probably the next monster movie on SyFy.

Back on topic: Catie's story was amazing. It's astonishing that Chris still believes that the behavior and dialogue that he saw on either a sitcom, a bad '80s movie, or even a porno would actually drive a woman in real life mad with desire.

Also, those poor beagles...
 
Kamen Rider Black RX said:
My favorite part is that Chris gave her a goodie bag at the end, like she was fucking five or something.
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Well, he made a gift basket for the hooker, didn't he? & he was buying Megan shit all the time. Then there were the games & DLC he bought for Julie, & so on. Chris thinks he can buy affection. In his mind, if he showers a prospective heartsweet with gifts, she must be moved by the gesture & feel obligated to give him china. It's BASICALLY PROMISED.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Well, he made a gift basket for the hooker, didn't he? & he was buying Megan shit all the time. Then there were the games & DLC he bought for Julie, & so on. Chris thinks he can buy affection. In his mind, if he showers a prospective heartsweet with gifts, she must be moved by the gesture & feel obligated to give him china. It's BASICALLY PROMISED.
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Well, Bob taught him Money = Friendship. so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. But a fucking goodie bag?
 
Kamen Rider Black RX said:
Well, Bob taught him Money = Friendship. so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. But a fucking goodie bag?
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Worst than that, it was a freaking MLP goody bag. I'm still trying to decide whether that's because it's girly therefore she'll LOVE it automatically or whether Chris just bought shit he likes for someone else again because getting something she likes would require asking questions and taking an interest....not gonna happen while she's fully clothed.
 
Lalala said:
Worst than that, it was a freaking MLP goody bag. I'm still trying to decide whether that's because it's girly therefore she'll LOVE it automatically or whether Chris just bought shit he likes for someone else again because getting something she likes would require asking questions and taking an interest....not gonna happen while she's fully clothed.
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Chris likes MLP, therefore pretty much everyone likes MLP, especially the ladies.

EDIT: Two "Autistic" ratings? The bronies are restless... somethin' musta spooked 'em really good.
 
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Well, to be fair, "Catie" might have had an interest in MLP. They did have a 95% matchup in OKC, but I don't know if that page has custom questions that would also deal with Sonic and MLP. Assuming it does, I wouldn't be surprised if at least 20% of the 1000+ questions Chris answered would have been centred around Sonic and MLP.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Well, he made a gift basket for the hooker, didn't he? & he was buying Megan shit all the time. Then there were the games & DLC he bought for Julie, & so on. Chris thinks he can buy affection. In his mind, if he showers a prospective heartsweet with gifts, she must be moved by the gesture & feel obligated to give him china. It's BASICALLY PROMISED.
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The gift basket for the hooker was someone else's idea. Give a hooker a gift basket and maybe she's just a "friend" that you're "giving gifts" to. It works surprisingly often at getting people off the hook if the cops are feeling lazy.
 
Marvin said:
Well, Barb sounds like a poisonous redneck. I've known hoarders who are nice people, but their lives are destroyed by an addiction. Hoarding doesn't mean you're a bad person. But being Barb means you're a bad person.
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Hoarding is indeed an addiction. I guess most of the hoarders I've known have been poisonous rednecks in the same vein as Barb so I'm a bit biased.
 
Kamen Rider Black RX said:
My favorite part is that Chris gave her a goodie bag at the end, like she was fucking five or something.
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to be honest, i thought this was kind of nice! at least in a really childish way. can probably take or leave the MLP shit but sometimes i find myself doing something similar? like, in new relationships i will go nuts making cute drawings and writing notes and maybe i've made a CD or two. ignoring the iphone aspect of it, small handmade gifts are a nice way to express interest in another person i think!

basically a good idea that was clumsily executed imo
 
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