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I'm sorry, are we just going to skip past her pronouncing patreon as Patrayon?
Sometimes people from western New York pronounce some words with an 'a' in the first syllable a little weird. It's a very subtle regional accent that probably results from close proximity to the midwest; a lot of them also refer to soda as 'pop' which is another midwestern convention. Ancedotally, when I was younger I had a teacher from Buffalo that pronounced 'bagel' as 'bah-gul'.
 
You know, I was going to mention it but then I started second guessing myself because I wasn't sure if I'd ever heard anyone say it out loud.

So it derives from the word "patron", as in a patron of the arts. PAY-tron. Or PAA-tron if yah fancy? Help me out rich British types.

As for Patreon itself, everyone else says PAY-tree-on, right? Maybe PAA-tree-on?

But you're right. Either way, it's not puh-TRAY-on. But to know that, Staph would have to know about where the name came from. Ignorance is bliss!

British lass here... not rich mind you, but it’s pronounced PAY-tron here... and any fellow Brit I’ve heard say Patreon say PAY-tree-on

I’m not sure what kind of bastardised version of English Saph is using but it hurts my brain
 
I think she said she was 190, but also something like 5'1", which is well into obesity territory. Admittedly we've never seen her in photos where she isn't sitting, but she does not look 190, no matter her height.
She does have some more informative mirror selfies such as the infamous christmas pic
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If you ask me, knowing people who look about like this, I'd say she's more like 230+
 
She probably doesnt wear a bra. Most likely too lazy to.

Wearing a bra has little to do with it, it's usually just age and shit that causes the girls to sag, which is why it's so odd. Suppose it could also just be a shitton of weight, because they're weirdly flat too.
 
Down the demon hole:
Disclaimer: this video was posted on August, 2015

While this video is still under terrible quality, Steph looks human. The uncanny valley is gone and now we just dwelve into a madding documentary. Still talks about her book.

Highlights:
  • 1:04 "I don't want to be the white feminist who acts like they know everything and anything" This aged SOOOO well
  • 1:21 "I don't want to be icky gross like that". She used those words, and also... Once more Steph proving to go even more unhinged with time.
  • 2:02 "I want to have a little input on social and body dysphoria, difficulties to being NB, agender... but short. A paragraph or two"
  • 2:27 "This is sort of- of a memoir, I don't want it to be dwelling on ME"
  • 2:45 "We (enbies* ) face deal with real issues on a daily basis that can be debilitating"
Seems when she was writting this book, the real struggle for her was not making the whole book about HER. We also see something unique: the very first baby steps of Steph trying to share the tumblr kool-aid to the world and at the same time, what a normie would look like if they fell into a SJW persona.

*this point brings me to the next video.
Disclaimer: this video was posted on August, 2015

This one looks full on serial killer manifesto video. And enters a youtube channel called "OutOfThisBinary"
(https://www.youtube.com/user/OutOfThisBinary), full of mostly male looking enbies, almost none visually female inclined except for your troon with makeup. Steph didn't make it.

Highlights
  • 0:07 "I'm going to tape this and go to bed" We already had a great start
  • 0:25 "I'm agender flux, which is a fluxuation of demi girl and agender" my fucking brain
  • 0:32 Her pronouns are kye, kyrs and... kyrself :story:
  • 0:52 She doesn't have any "tenses" for her other 1000 genders, yet.
  • 1:01 "Triggers are the usual: cissexism, missgendering me as a girl, mental health ableism, ableism related to physical disability-being to the autism spectrum... gross food, poop, dead animals, death related stuff" I'll forgive her for sounding SO '14, since she posted that on '15
  • 2:01 Steph is pansexual, autocoresexual (wtf is this??????) and she doesn't even know how is pronounced. Panromantic and... aquioromantic? I'm also getting baffled by this
  • 2:34 "I'm a muhster soshiul worker"
  • 2:43 Steph made video narration of horror books? She either: lied or deleted them. Imagine getting your book destroyed with her voice.
  • 3:14 "I hope to get a job soon. I was interviewed recently"
  • 3:57 "I'm SO SJW :smug:" it's real
This was a surreal experience of a video application. Not boring at all after trying to listen to Steph talk about her genders, triggers and forgetting the most important part: saying her fucking name for the video. We see the confusion over IRL pronounciation of mogai genders and tumblr words, and how they indeed do NOT work in a proper conversation without melting brains and looking back with grossed out looks.

The most interesting part is how Steph talks about getting a job, the ableism wasn't taking over to the extremes of where she is now, nevertheless, we don't see a woman desperate for working or struggling with doing something back after college, not even with debt. She even cherry picks what area she wants to work as a social worker.

This was one of the most Steph videos ever: the laziness of the content, not even her trying to look decent for an application (and OutOfThisBinary is already horrible tier, Steph made it look competent) and at the same time you can feel each gender used as some type of accesory, looking also too speshul to be true unless you see it act in the real world.

96 videos to go.
 
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She does have some more informative mirror selfies such as the infamous christmas pic

If you ask me, knowing people who look about like this, I'd say she's more like 230+
I meant to add in there but it was fuckearly in the morning and I was headed to work — I knew she had photos from the chest up (shudder), but those are about as helpful for guessing her weight as the ones where she's sitting in bed. Not that I especially want to see full-body shots, I'm just saying.

  • 1:01 "Triggers are the usual: ... poop ...
LIES
 
Gotchu fam:

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A rare picture of Steph showing 1) her complete body 2) a job


She's obviously pretty big in these pictures, but these were taken a few years ago, right? Looks like she's gained A LOT of weight since then...

Honestly, these pics are kinda sad in a way: she actually LOOKS happy (or at least more expressive) and appears to be enjoying herself. Compare these photos to more recent ones, and it's clear she's let herself go.
 
Dear god what is the context for that photo? Where was she? Who was she with? Why was she there? She is obviously out in public looking like that and thus I have lost the will to live...
I believe this was Saint Patrick's day, which only makes it slightly better. I think it was just an excuse to leave the house looking the way she wants to.
 
I believe this was Saint Patrick's day, which only makes it slightly better. I think it was just an excuse to leave the house looking the way she wants to.
Ohhhhhhhhh so she's dressed as a nonbinary version of the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Got it.
 
How is she inserting a popsicle into her "absence of a vagina" anyway?

Edit: Fuck you, Staphanie. I shouldn't have ever had a reason to type that sentence, to say nothing of even coming close to imagining it.

I think I'm asexual now. :cryblood:
 
How is she inserting a popsicle into her "absence of a vagina" anyway?

Edit: Fuck you, Staphanie. I shouldn't have ever had a reason to type that sentence, to say nothing of even coming close to imagining it.

I think I'm asexual now. :cryblood:
Trauma-based asexuality is #valid uwu
 
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