Masturbation in children: what is normal?

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Foxxo said:
Reddit is full of people like Wendy, who have completely lost it because they witnessed porn (furry, dead sister, or otherwise) too early.

For many of these people, once the rush of looking at porn at a young age wears off and the masturbating takes its place, they'll have a hard time imagining that at one point they weren't such depraved wankers.
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Just because I decided to shitpost rather than debate ethics in child masturbation with you doesn't mean you can attack me by implying that I am some kooky weirdo that has been masturbating to dead cats since age 4. But worst of all, how dare you say that I frequent Reddit.

Also, please refrain talking about my sister, or you will be her next sacrifice.
 
Wendy_Carter said:
Just because I decided to shitpost rather than debate ethics in child masturbation with you doesn't mean you can attack me by implying that I am some kooky weirdo that has been masturbating to dead cats since age 4. But worst of all, how dare you say that I frequent Reddit.

Also, please refrain talking about my sister, or you will be her next sacrifice.
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Oh, I didn't assume that you frequented Reddit. And I haven't played Don't Starve, I just read about the characters on the Wiki. Perhaps my grammar is a bit off.
 
Foxxo said:
Oh, I didn't assume that you frequented Reddit. And I haven't played Don't Starve, I just read about the characters on the Wiki. Perhaps my grammar is a bit off.
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Not to derail this thread further, but I can think of at least a few ways how drawing parallels between Don't Starve characters and child masturbation is autistic.
 
Hasn't everyone had a little too much fun jumping through the sprinklers...?

I know my grade school classmates masturbated and there was some kind of preteen orgy (or attempt at an orgy) that happened two streets over, though important to keep in mind that this was the most impoverished neighborhood of one of america's worst cities so it's obviously not an accurate sample but more of an example of what kids end up doing when unsupervised, neglected, and likely abused.
 
3119967d0c said:
Suprisingly insightful for Freudianism.

I only realized that my foreskin retracted after I began masturbating. This seems like it is an important fact of life to be aware of. Of course in earlier times one could simply have learnt this from observing other males when bathing collectively.
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A lot of the Freudian stuff has been rejected by more modern psychologists, mainly because it over emphasizes on sexual influences. Ironically, his daughter Anna Freud argued against many of his theories. What a lot of people don't get is that this was pretty much the beginning of psychology as a formal science, so a lot of stuff was just dead wrong. Cesare Lombroso is widely considered the father of modern criminology, but a lot of his findings were rejected later. Leftists love to attack him because he was one of the earliest people to argue a nature factor to criminal behavior.
 
LinuxVoid said:
How old were you?
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7 or 8 when my classmates started talking about masturbation, and the kids who had that "party" would have been around ten or eleven, though I know at least one of the boys who were there had been held back twice already so they were probably entering puberty, which kinda gives the whole thing rapey/coercive vibes.
 
Wendy_Carter said:
Does this mean that indian and arab women will have or already have 2 vaginas as well?
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As an Asian woman, friends often ask me whether I have a sideways vagina. I just want to let you know that's a myth and not true.

However, I do believe I have an unusually tight and pert vagina. The first few times I attempted to put a tampon in it was extremely painful. I know I don't have vaginismus though because now that I have loosened up a little I can do it easily. I actually prefer tampons to maxi pads.

I think I have what they call a simp which is what they call a pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. It's like a barbie pussy except brown. I feel bad for white women because unless they get a surgery most of them have pussy lips that hang off from the pelvis like lunchmeat and it's all rotten and brown and there is probably a lot of smegma stuck in their folds. I am told it is genetic, but it could be because white women take bigger dicks. I would believe that.
 
I just want to be on the record for saying that @Philosophy Zombie is a fat ugly woman who has severe penis envy and believes that men are pedos because they don't want her hairy brown azn vagoo.

She also bleaches her anus which is futile since it's constantly covered in shit. Because she shits 3 times a day.
imho she likes to take it up the butt since it's the most stretched out with all the monster turds she takes 3 times a day. Did I mention that she shits 3 times a day?
Also, also, she is so fat that she can't see / has a hard time seeing her vagina in the mirror.
 
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LinuxVoid said:
I just want to be on the record for saying that @Philosophy Zombie is a fat ugly woman who has severe penis envy and believes that men are pedos because they don't want her hairy brown azn vagoo.
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Femcel gang rise up.
 
Wendy_Carter said:
Just because I decided to shitpost rather than debate ethics in child masturbation with you doesn't mean you can attack me by implying that I am some kooky weirdo that has been masturbating to dead cats since age 4. But worst of all, how dare you say that I frequent Reddit.

Also, please refrain talking about my sister, or you will be her next sacrifice.
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I can't believe I missed this quality shitpost.
 
I don't know what's real mental illness and what's shitposting anymore
 
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