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That's hilarious how he things slapping a few bits in the middle of the wall will do anything. It's like pouring a cup of water on the roof of your car and wondering why it's still dirty.
phil does the minimum just so he can say he tried, and if it doesn't work "oh well, i guess it just doesn't work ahuuhuuhuu!"

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Literally knows exactly what KingKozatof is talking about but has to be a cunt and pretend he doesn't because he doesn't like them.
i'm sorry but phil's reply makes it sound like he's literally bike-helmet-re.tarded

"phil, what do you need at the store?"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WE ARENT AT THE STORE, ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!"
 
Rogue mod has unbanned our friend @LutherKujo

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Phil just said

"My parents are getting old and sick but still in relatively good health, so they.............btw it is 100% THEIR IDEA to pay me for this trip to visit them so that they can meet Khet, because they don't want to do that WHEN THEY ARE DYING or something you know what I mean?

So I really need to take Khet back to Conneticut to see the zoo, have some of the best Italian food, check the arcade I used to go, right? (check chat)....................................................And ya of course also to meet my parents, okay?"

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Who the fuck talk about their parents like that? Like they are in danger of dying any time and they are Phil's ATM, but when Khet go visit the MEETING THE BURNELLS would be the last on their list?

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Phil gave the FINAL REMINDER again after a miserable 1 hour 44sec "short" prestream that please ALL YOU CAN, TIP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Prestream was very Begging-heavy, but only netted him a single 100bit cheer and $6 in tip, including $5 from LookHereLookListen rocking that WingofRedemption Meme, chat laughing at him in chat but refused to give him more CONTRIBUTIONS


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The baseball streams are so easy to follow because of the sounds and the commentary from both in-game and streamer

Phil did much better in the session last night. He hit probably five home runs and got promoted. He seems to be enjoying THe Show now and I'm pretty sure it's replacing Subnautica in the "chill" game rotation.

Most memorable thing was after a question re: anxiety diagnosis, Phil revealed he hasn't seen a doctor in four years. He ultimately dismissed mental issues, saying "You just gotta learn to chill out" and only physical stuff like choking (I mean, coughing) or lumps are worrying: "Everything else is neglible bullshit."

(But... but... mah depression!)

 
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Phil just said

"My parents are getting old and sick but still in relatively good health, so they.............btw it is 100% THEIR IDEA to pay me for this trip to visit them so that they can meet Khet, because they don't want to do that WHEN THEY ARE DYING or something you know what I mean?

So I really need to take Khet back to Conneticut to see the zoo, have some of the best Italian food, check the arcade I used to go, right? (check chat)....................................................And ya of course also to meet my parents, okay?"

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Who the fuck talk about their parents like that? Like they are in danger of dying any time and they are Phil's ATM, but when Khet go visit the MEETING THE BURNELLS would be the last on their list? Fuck you Phil, I hope you get sick and die instead you fucking pigroach, human garbage piece of fat shit

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Someone tipped and asked during the MLB stream if Phil would visit his old condo. He said "No, absolutely not. I have no reason to go there." Maybe just maybe, you should go check up on the property you are paying taxes, a mortgage and HOA fees for. I would do it just to make sure everything is still good. With the horrible winter everyone had there could be many problems. Why would you want to find out about these things after you try to move back OR after someone expresses interest in buying it. If he didn't turn the water off, or empty the toilet bowls of their water and didn't leave the heat on in the house there is a possibility that there is major damage. Hell, he could have roaches or mice.
 
The baseball streams are so easy to follow because of the sounds and the commentary (from both in-game and streamer).

Phil did much better in the session last night. He hit probably five home runs and got promoted. He seems to be enjoying THe Show now and I'm pretty sure it's replacing Subnautica in the "chill" game rotation.

Most memorable thing was after a question re: anxiety diagnosis, Phil revealed he hasn't seen a doctor in four years. He ultimately dismissed mental issues, saying "You just gotta learn to chill out" and only physical stuff like choking (I mean, coughing) or lumps are worrying: "Everything else is neglible bullshit."

(But... but... mah depression!)

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I can almost with 100% certainty remember him saying last year that he took a day off to go to the doctor. Can anyone help me out with this?
 
I think he does this elite gamer shit where he acts like he ends up on top for his youtube audience. Where he can simply just not record his tangents to show he's not a huge fucking dickhead and they cannot see the stream chat during his playthrough where they are simply making fun of him and calling him out.
Dave attaches a lot of weight to his performance in games. Not to get too armchair-psychologist, but gaming is all he has - in fact, it's all he ever had. He doesn't have any friends, he doesn't have any family he cares for (except his parents, and even then only when they give him money), his girlfriend is a blank slate who he keeps around purely for status, he's never had any notable achievements in his career, he's never had a wild holiday, even the purchase of his first house - something everyone is proud of - is now a rotting, empty shell that drags him down every month. So it's very important to him that he's good at games, because otherwise he might have to face up to the fact that he's made some very, very bad choices in life.

Or he's just a dumb, emotionally stunted manchild. Probably that, actually.
 
"My parents are getting old and sick but still in relatively good health, so they.............btw it is 100% THEIR IDEA to pay me for this trip
confirmed phil cried that he was broke and his folks footed the bill
if phil says X then it must be Y

He ultimately dismissed mental issues, saying "You just gotta learn to chill out"
i want you all to remember this
if he ever talks about stress or MUH DEPRESSION
remember this

also why did he skip out on that podcast? he was worried about something? he should have learned to chill out
raging at people using online combos? he should just chill out
scared of losing his house? chill out phil

So it's very important to him that he's good at games, because otherwise he might have to face up to the fact that he's made some very, very bad choices in life.
he could learn skills and do other things and be proud of that
eeeh, but learning means failing, and so many hobbies aren't pay to win, and chat can't help him learn that stuff
 
Someone tipped and asked during the MLB stream if Phil would visit his old condo. He said "No, absolutely not. I have no reason to go there." Maybe just maybe, you should go check up on the property you are paying taxes, a mortgage and HOA fees for. I would do it just to make sure everything is still good. With the horrible winter everyone had there could be many problems. Why would you want to find out about these things after you try to move back OR after someone expresses interest in buying it. If he didn't turn the water off, or empty the toilet bowls of their water and didn't leave the heat on in the house there is a possibility that there is major damage. Hell, he could have roaches or mice.
This is a very damn good point. Why would you not even check it out? Does he even have the keys still? His answer just comes off as very stupid and should raise some eyebrows.

You have no reason to go there, but you are still paying for it?
 
This is a very damn good point. Why would you not even check it out? Does he even have the keys still? His answer just comes off as very stupid and should raise some eyebrows.

You have no reason to go there, but you are still paying for it?
He said some other time in the past few days that he doesn't need to check it on his vacation because his parents go there occasionally and make sure it's ok. Maybe the biggest reason he gets so pissy when people tell him to sell it is that his parents tell him the same thing every other week, but he can't lash out at them and call them fucking idiots and rant about how impossible it is to get a property manager or real estate agent.
 
This is a very damn good point. Why would you not even check it out? Does he even have the keys still? His answer just comes off as very stupid and should raise some eyebrows.

You have no reason to go there, but you are still paying for it?

I've always assumed his parents are looking after it. His aunt lived there a while so I'd imagine after she died his Mom or Dad took the keys. Still very strange though, he's been making a massive deal about how he might need to move back after selling the gout cave if his taxes aren't sorted. Now he apparently has no need to go back. Definitely suspicious, more evidence for me that his taxes aren't nearly as bad as he makes it seem.
 
I've always assumed his parents are looking after it. His aunt lived there a while so I'd imagine after she died his Mom or Dad took the keys. Still very strange though, he's been making a massive deal about how he might need to move back after selling the gout cave if his taxes aren't sorted. Now he apparently has no need to go back. Definitely suspicious, more evidence for me that his taxes aren't nearly as bad as he makes it seem.
I wish his channel allowed clips. Someone actually did ask him about moving back and he got super pissed. Said it was not an option whatsoever and that he left because it was too small. Said the previous owners sold it to him because it was too small for 2 people and there is no way him and Kat could live there. Said if he had to sell the house he would get an apartment or something. I think this was during early Sekiro stream?
 
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I wish his channel allowed tips. Someone actually did ask him about moving back and he got super pissed. Said it was not an option whatsoever and that he left because it was too small. Said the previous owners sold it to him because it was too small for 2 people and there is no way him and Kat could live there. Said if he had to sell the house he would get an apartment or something. I think this was during early Sekiro stream?

Interesting. So where does he plan to move if he's fucked on his taxes? He only has 2 options, the condo or his parents. He clearly can't keep his shit together when he's saying he might need to move out and sell his house but apparently has no plans to move in to his other property. Is he planning to buy another place? Live in a hotel?

Which is it Dave?
 
Interesting. So where does he plan to move if he's fucked on his taxes? He only has 2 options, the condo or his parents. He clearly can't keep his shit together when he's saying he might need to move out and sell his house but apparently has no plans to move in to his other property. Is he planning to buy another place? Live in a hotel?

Which is it Dave?
He talks about renting an apartment in Renton which makes zero sense whatsoever it’d have to be smaller than the conn condo to be significantly cheaper and there’s still the high cost of living he’s better off gtfo of Washington.
 
I may be late here, but I hear that Comcast is building a E-Sports arena.

Comcast: "Who really needs, whooo...Business-class Internet?.... Anyone....? We could charge you extra, um, extra to build a new...."

Phil: "I'll Take It!"


Best part is. Comcast has come full circle: Leech off of Phil Burnell for so many years to syphon his 10 year legacy into enough quarters to build its own Videogame Olympics arena.
 
Can someone please mansplain the "Skeletons, bitch!" DSP meme to me? It sails right over my head every time I hear/read it & I would rather learn the lore from someone here before I venture into the Googlescape to figure this out. I've only even known who DSRee is for about a year, outside of randomly hearing different people offhandedly mention his handle over the years amidst ridicule & scorn.

So I assume this one is from Old-World Goutopia?

Everyone laughs whenever the skeletons thing gets dropped, I like laughing at that spacker, I wanna be one of the cool kids too. 8)
 
Can someone please mansplain the "Skeletons, bitch!" DSP meme to me? It sails right over my head every time I hear/read it & I would rather learn the lore from someone here before I venture into the Googlescape to figure this out. I've only even known who DSRee is for about a year, outside of randomly hearing different people offhandedly mention his handle over the years amidst ridicule & scorn.

So I assume this one is from Old-World Goutopia?

Everyone laughs whenever the skeletons thing gets dropped, I like laughing at that spacker, I wanna be one of the cool kids too. 8)

? It's from this infamous Mortal Kombat fight where Phil's opponent had his mic enabled:

 
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