💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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I forgot there was another one of these coming out this month. Someone post this garbage, let's see more of the literary genius of Zoe Quinn displayed over fields of text talking about how cool and smart she is.
my LCS only had one #3 & #4 on the shelf, expectations scaled way back on sales there I guess.
 
There's been time for The Usual Suspects™ to write articles about Solar Ash Kingdom being announced, so I decided to look for which outlets are sucking Chelsea's ass. I didn't have to look far:
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2019/03/13/hyper-light-drifter-devs-announce-solar-ash-kingdom/
(archive: http://archive.li/x1FZI )

Dominic Tarason said:
[...] One thing that did get my attention was mention on Twitter that Zoë Quinn has been working on Solar Ash Kingdom as a narrative designer for the past couple years. The Depression Quest developer has been busy recently, juggling multiple projects including writing new DC comics series Goddess Mode. While I’ve not had a chance to read it yet, I’ve heard some good things, so nice to have a dedicated wordsmith involved. It also makes me curious to see how Solar Ash Kingdom will be telling its story, considering that Hyper Light Drifter had no traditional dialogue. [...]
Mr. Tarason, "I've heard some good things" is a strange way to review a comic book in your Solar Ash Kingdom article.
 
Dominic Tarason, that sounds familiar...Oh, Dominic White, I remember him.

He shat up the SA Undertale thread periodically with choice posts such as "Even the smut is sweeter and happier than usual" and would post fanart which generally had busty Toriels.

In fact, I think the thread title had to get changed to something like "STOP POSTING CREEPY FANART" because of him.
 
Looks like some Japanese business men are flying Zoe out to Japan again. Chuck Tingle game further postponed while Zoe gets boned.

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Looks like some Japanese business men are flying Zoe out to Japan again. Chuck Tingle game further postponed while Zoe gets boned.

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Loved how mombot outed her expensive hotel last time.

Calling blowjobs employment just because they have "jobs" in them is a stretch even for the aging Chelsea who is increasing in volume every day.
 
Looks like some Japanese business men are flying Zoe out to Japan again. Chuck Tingle game further postponed while Zoe gets boned.

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Loved how mombot outed her expensive hotel last time.
Wondercon wasn't something she seemed to be attempting to attend, but it would have been fairly local since it takes place in Anaheim, CA; same place as Blizzcon, an hour from L.A. and it's an "all around" show for comics, shows, video games, etc.

The other two cons she's referring to were Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, WA March 14-17 and C2E2(Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo) in Chicago, IL March 22-24. Nobody was assuming you were going to Boston and Anaheim this past weekend Chelsea. Nobody cares, Robbi's book that you helped edit isn't selling. Also wondering where you're getting $550 per plane ticket to hit each of these cons, are the conventions comping you for sitting at their shitty panels? I thought you were so hard-up for money!
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Looks like some Japanese business men are flying Zoe out to Japan again. Chuck Tingle game further postponed while Zoe gets boned.

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Loved how mombot outed her expensive hotel last time.

I really hate to beat a dead horse, but even if we take at face value her claim of being a "Game Developer" - why the fuck would she physically need to be in the same location as the other people she works with (but likely doesn't speak the language of?). The main "perk" of software development is that the team doesn't need to be in the same place to work on the same project.

Also her "main" job (Heart Machine) isn't even located in Japan (They're in LA) so what the fuck else is she claming to work on?
 
Also her "main" job (Heart Machine) isn't even located in Japan (They're in LA) so what the fuck else is she claming to work on?
"Unannounced projects" or "projects I can't talk about yet." Meanwhile the Heart Machine game and Goddess Mode would have suffered 0% considering what was leaked/teased or speculated anyways, so I don't get what all the hush-hush is for. She's afraid a project will fall through if people tell the investors/company leads about her mismanagement of the Tingler? Its continued floundering despite her so-called day jobs that are supposedly paying for it in the future? That there's tons of inconsistencies and questions she can't answer when you take two minutes to actually look at her past and what she says/does?

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She’s probably working on another shitty indie game or an anime. My guess is the latter because you’d have to be an idiot to hire her to work remotely in the US and pay her to travel to Japan for an indie game.

There’s no way a big studio is going to bring her on for a job, she’s too toxic and everyone knows it.
 
She’s probably working on another shitty indie game or an anime. My guess is the latter because you’d have to be an idiot to hire her to work remotely in the US and pay her to travel to Japan for an indie game.

This still doesn't make sense, considering how xenophobic and misogynistic Japan is even as a modern first-world country. There are written accounts of American male weebs trying to get hired to work in games in Japan with excellent credentials and language skills and being passed over every single time, as well as countless examples of Japanese women with excellent credentials being held back and passed over for male Japanese peers in virtually every single industry there is. The idea of an American woman with zero skills, credentials or language skills as well as an obnoxious personality (big no-no in the culture there) and an internet rap sheet a mile long being hired to do literally anything in Japan is beyond absurd. Unless you're some shining (male) industry figurehead of some successful AAA studio, nobody's flying you to Japan for business and putting you up in pricey hotels.
 
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