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I just had to go looking for that particular scene.
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That’s fucking disgusting, but I love that last line. “Please stop talking before I never have another erection ever again”.
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Too bad this fanfic that he has done has been deleted by him.
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Terry's excuse is that he didn't know how to continue and end the story. I think the real answer is that he just got bored with it because he'd rather make his life revolve about politics. Moreso than he was already doing considering the content of the deleted fic.
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I once remember a horrible TLK fanfic written by some guy named Trunks called "Full Circle". It started with Kovu getting sex tips from Simba, because Kirara wasn't in the mood for fucks. Then some weird shit happened. Simba had Senzu Beans and fucked Kovu. Wish I could find it.
Why am I reminded of that dude who writes various fart fanfics?
Why am I reminded of that dude who writes various fart fanfics?
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That could be any number of people.
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Yoshizilla or something along the name. It was Yoshi something.
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Yoshizilla at least doesn't write porn fart fics. Guy's super autistic as hell, but he knows his limits.
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The only name that comes to mind for me is Closet-Fetishist who did a ton of fart fetish stories for various fandoms, thoough I'm not sure he's on DA any more.
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Me: I'm going to innocently check into the How to Train Your Dragon fandom for some feels-good fics!
Also me: HOLY FUCK NO
Also me: HOLY FUCK NO
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Yup.
Can't remember where but it was talked about briefly somewhere, whether here, the Shippers thread, or in some furry thread.
Also that author puts "I regret nothing" in their summary. That sounds suspiciously familiar.
EDIT:
Okay, not the same author, but I guess it's a going to be thing now for authors to put in their summaries/tags that they don't regret anything. Fucking hell.
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So...this guy. Everything he's written and probably will write qualifies.
For starters a bit of context/powerleveling. Spergy "who would win" arguments over fictional characters have been a thing for the past two decades on forums and whatnot, I used to be part of a forum dedicated to them and at some point a friend brought up this guy, I believe this to be one of the end results of taking extremely stupid shit like that too seriously. Say hello to fairy tail dragon slayer (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3997415/fairy-tail-dragon-slayer), or FTDS for short. What he writes is essentially cringe as fuck Naruto crossover fics in which Naruto beats everyone effortlessly while FTDS goes on unhinged rants about fictional character powerlevels to conclude Naruto must be the strongest character ever and then harem antics ensue. This wouldn't be so bad if he was like 13 or something.
He's a college student.
His fanfiction is essentially just the same degenerate story over and over and it's extremely predictable. It starts with Naruto moving to X world or being reincarnated into it, cue to him meeting the main characters and replacing whoever was the previous male lead, or female lead. Naruto at this point defeats every antagonist and the rest of the cast goes on to berate the previous main character while gushing over how Naruto is so much better/stronger/manlier. no matter how OOC that may be. At this point FTDS gets tired of the "story" and either ditches it or remakes it at some later date. What makes him particularly horrorific is how he basically has no qualms with making Naruto sleep with everyone regardless of their age and with a "yay lolicon!" attitude at that if they happen to be lolis. It's funny though how despite being so certain of all his Naruto claims he'll block anyone the second they say anything he doesn't like, which does include sperg powerlevel talk.
For starters a bit of context/powerleveling. Spergy "who would win" arguments over fictional characters have been a thing for the past two decades on forums and whatnot, I used to be part of a forum dedicated to them and at some point a friend brought up this guy, I believe this to be one of the end results of taking extremely stupid shit like that too seriously. Say hello to fairy tail dragon slayer (https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3997415/fairy-tail-dragon-slayer), or FTDS for short. What he writes is essentially cringe as fuck Naruto crossover fics in which Naruto beats everyone effortlessly while FTDS goes on unhinged rants about fictional character powerlevels to conclude Naruto must be the strongest character ever and then harem antics ensue. This wouldn't be so bad if he was like 13 or something.
He's a college student.
His fanfiction is essentially just the same degenerate story over and over and it's extremely predictable. It starts with Naruto moving to X world or being reincarnated into it, cue to him meeting the main characters and replacing whoever was the previous male lead, or female lead. Naruto at this point defeats every antagonist and the rest of the cast goes on to berate the previous main character while gushing over how Naruto is so much better/stronger/manlier. no matter how OOC that may be. At this point FTDS gets tired of the "story" and either ditches it or remakes it at some later date. What makes him particularly horrorific is how he basically has no qualms with making Naruto sleep with everyone regardless of their age and with a "yay lolicon!" attitude at that if they happen to be lolis. It's funny though how despite being so certain of all his Naruto claims he'll block anyone the second they say anything he doesn't like, which does include sperg powerlevel talk.
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Obvious crackfic, but I decided to post this here anyway:
"Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I'm blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I'll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I'll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I'll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue," thought the Notebook.
What she didn't know was that her dreams were about to become reality.
The Notebook was fingering her loose and bloody asshole. The reason it was so loose and bloody was because she loved to force sharpened pencils and fish up her poop canal until it bled and crusted over. She would leave the items up there for days, only forcing them out when she couldn't hold in her bowels any longer so she shat bloody and chunky diarrhea spew everywhere.
"Let's get creative!" The Notebook would cry in pain as her colon burnt with fire from holding in her poop.
This wasn't good for the three boys she tortured, Yellow Guy, Red Squid and Bird. When they slept, she would empty her stinky, chunky and bloody diarrhea onto each of their heads. As they awoke choking on the putrid liquid mess, she would then produce solid and smelly turds directly onto their faces. The feces would first land into their nostrils, then slide down into their mouths, leaving a slimy, dark green trail with hints of brown. She would do this every night, and the three were quite sick of it.
Then there was Tony the Talking Clock, who came to the house with a massive erection, led by the smell of Notebook's stench. He entered the home, excited that he would finally be able to pour some stinky brown liquid shit into his urethra. His erection was throbbing and pulsating but tiny in size compared to normal penises.
The three were busily forcing themselves onto the Notebook for revenge.
"You filthy fucking whore," the Red Squid spat diarrhea-infected saliva into Notebook's eye. Her eye turned red and burned, a single tear falling down her cheek. "This will give you a good case of conjunctivitis."
The three rammed each pulsating peter into Notebook's tight, yeasty and STD infested birth canal. They continued to thrust, slowly tearing Notebook's slippery snatch like a newborn baby. Her yeast discharge slid itself down each puppet's urethra. The Bird soon moaned louder and came, his thrusting slower. He then took out his dick, which was covered in yeast, blood and his cum, and stuck it into Notebook's mouth fuck canal, thrusting his feathery penis in deep until her could feel her uvula on the bright red head of his erection.
"Oh yes," the Bird moaned as he released a stream of smelly, orange urine directly onto Notebook's uvula.
He continued to rub his penis onto her uvula, causing Notebook to upchuck brown and red chunks. She spewed onto his veiny pecker. The Bird then rammed his cock deeper into her throat so she would choke on her vomit.
As the Notebook gagged with tears in her eyes, she noticed that the Yellow Guy was having a tough time figuring out how to cum. She grabbed hold of his big yellow penis and directed it to her asshole.
Before he could enter without lube, Tony swiped his cock away and stuck his up there inside.
"Oh, this is so incredibly tight!" Tony cried as Notebook's anal cavity walls constricted and tore onto Tony's erection.
"Whoah there friend, you might need to slow down!' The Notebook cried.
Notebook then grasped the Yellow Guy's penis and jerked him off. He threw his head back and gasped as she continued to stroke his wiener.
"Please release your bowels. I want to thrust my cock into your glorious and smelly shit," said Tony.
The Notebook obliged and emptied what was left of her bowels onto Tony's erection. He felt it squish and slip onto his cock, and, as he thrust, the Notebook's dark brown shit spluttered out of her bloody and teared anus. Tony continued to force her turds back into her colon, grunting with each thrust and push as some of the poop went past his penis and exited Notebook's anal orifice. The shit fell and covered Tony's hand. He then smeared the stinky and green mess all over his face and into his mouth, sticking individual fingers in his mouth to suck and lick the shit clean from them.
He leaned over her, thrusting into her asshole as he moaned, grabbing and scratching her back as he breathed heavily. He finally finished and came into her asshole, his cum filling it up. As he took out his cock, a stream of cum poured from Notebook's anus as well as her shit.
The Bird soon finished with her mouth. The Notebook's throat burned as she swallowed her vomit chunks and his cum. When the Yellow Guy climaxed, he released his seed all over her face and eyes. She blinked through the slimy white coat as it entered her eyeballs.
Finally, the Red Guy was done with her vagina, and he removed his yeast and blood covered cock and put it near the Notebook's mouth.
"Suck it clean," he said.
She nodded and put his cock into her mouth, sucking the blood, yeast and cum off of his dick, tonguing his head and urethra and licking the rest off, her drool dribbling down her mouth and his cock, which was now slick and shiny.
"Good," the Bird said, pointing to the floor covered in her poo. "Now clean that shit up with your mouth."
The Notebook looked at the bubbling brown feces, ejaculate and blood mixture and buried her face in it, moaning as she dragged her tongue onto it, hungrily licking and swallowing the shit. She licked her pink lips, the feces smearing onto them and seeping into her lip's cracks. She stuck out her green and brown tongue again, licking and gulping the shit as she rubbed her stomach and moaned.
Once she finished, Tony spread her legs and put his mouth to her vagina and started tonguing her vaginal orifice. The Notebook's yeasty discharge contaminated his tongue and felt good as he swallowed, and the fishy and rotten smell of her bloody vagina made him aroused. As her walls tightened onto his tongue, she squirted. Some of the yeasty squirt landed in his eyes, and the bacteria festered and burned into his now reddened eyeballs.
The Notebook then produced a knife. She snatched the Red Guy's dick, her sharpened nails digging into the veins on his cock, causing them to burst. She stabbed her knife into his cock, and continued to stab it into a bloody and veiny pulp. He convulsed and vomited in pain.
The next was the Bird, and she brought the knife down onto the head of his penis, slicing it almost off. The Bird let out a blood curdling scream, causing everyone else's ears to bleed as his knees buckled to the ground. Blood and cum sprayed out of his sliced penis. The Notebook hungrily tongued his ruptured cock and sucked on the wound, smearing her shitty and pus covered mouth lovingly onto the wound. The Bird then fainted.
She then put her pubes onto the Yellow Guy's face. Her giant Japanese pubic lice trickled into his eyeballs. They bit and clawed at the membranes, causing his eyes to bleed and itch terribly. The Yellow Guy screamed so loud his voice grew hoarse. He clawed at his eyeballs, his nails shredding them into a messy, bloody pulp. He died.
Finally, the Notebook kicked Tony to the ground.
"Now's not the time for this," Tony cried anxiously.
The Notebook then slammed a foot onto his left testicle, rupturing it. It burst, his cum and blood exploded from the testicle. As Tony cried in absolute pain, she then stabbed her bloody knife into his other testicle, slicing downwards. It then opened like a zipper, his sperm and blood coating the knife.
He then grabbed her wrist as he puked from the pain. She tried to get out of his grasp, but he snatched the knife from her and opened her legs and folds, finding her clit. She wriggled and screamed.
"No! Please, no!" She cried.
But it was too late. He slowly and agonizingly sliced off her clitoris. The Notebook's gagged, tears streaming down her cheeks and blood lined her vagina. The nerves were sticking out of the wound, and Tony squeezed it, drops of blood falling onto his tongue. He hungrily lapped the blood up. The Notebook rocked her hips, the process causing her to climax. She squirted blood onto Tony's face.
He could only pray to Satan and Michael Jordan for relief and forgiveness. But he died, and the Notebook soon followed. Now everyone was dead, and left to fester in the fiery depths of Satan's asshole for eternity.
"Ever since I first began existing I wanted to deep throat a big fat STD infested black cock. I want to gag on the giant pulsing erection as it rips through my throat and tickles my uvula, causing me to try and vomit, but, because I'm blocked by that massive cock, I would have to force the chunky vomit back down as thick and watery cum soon makes its way down to my stomach. Then, later on, I'll find out I have a bad case of crabs and a yeast infection in my vagina and mouth. I'll lick the yeast from my hole and savor it, tearing up as it burns my reddened, yeast covered throat. Then, the crabs will bite my tongue, causing it to itch and turn red with bumps. I'll also stick those crabs on my clit and asshole. As they pinch my clit, it swells and burns a fiery red. The crabs will then make their way to inside my asshole, causing it to fester. Blood and pus will then leak from my anal cavity as I stick my delicate finger up there and taste it, savoring it on my tongue," thought the Notebook.
What she didn't know was that her dreams were about to become reality.
The Notebook was fingering her loose and bloody asshole. The reason it was so loose and bloody was because she loved to force sharpened pencils and fish up her poop canal until it bled and crusted over. She would leave the items up there for days, only forcing them out when she couldn't hold in her bowels any longer so she shat bloody and chunky diarrhea spew everywhere.
"Let's get creative!" The Notebook would cry in pain as her colon burnt with fire from holding in her poop.
This wasn't good for the three boys she tortured, Yellow Guy, Red Squid and Bird. When they slept, she would empty her stinky, chunky and bloody diarrhea onto each of their heads. As they awoke choking on the putrid liquid mess, she would then produce solid and smelly turds directly onto their faces. The feces would first land into their nostrils, then slide down into their mouths, leaving a slimy, dark green trail with hints of brown. She would do this every night, and the three were quite sick of it.
Then there was Tony the Talking Clock, who came to the house with a massive erection, led by the smell of Notebook's stench. He entered the home, excited that he would finally be able to pour some stinky brown liquid shit into his urethra. His erection was throbbing and pulsating but tiny in size compared to normal penises.
The three were busily forcing themselves onto the Notebook for revenge.
"You filthy fucking whore," the Red Squid spat diarrhea-infected saliva into Notebook's eye. Her eye turned red and burned, a single tear falling down her cheek. "This will give you a good case of conjunctivitis."
The three rammed each pulsating peter into Notebook's tight, yeasty and STD infested birth canal. They continued to thrust, slowly tearing Notebook's slippery snatch like a newborn baby. Her yeast discharge slid itself down each puppet's urethra. The Bird soon moaned louder and came, his thrusting slower. He then took out his dick, which was covered in yeast, blood and his cum, and stuck it into Notebook's mouth fuck canal, thrusting his feathery penis in deep until her could feel her uvula on the bright red head of his erection.
"Oh yes," the Bird moaned as he released a stream of smelly, orange urine directly onto Notebook's uvula.
He continued to rub his penis onto her uvula, causing Notebook to upchuck brown and red chunks. She spewed onto his veiny pecker. The Bird then rammed his cock deeper into her throat so she would choke on her vomit.
As the Notebook gagged with tears in her eyes, she noticed that the Yellow Guy was having a tough time figuring out how to cum. She grabbed hold of his big yellow penis and directed it to her asshole.
Before he could enter without lube, Tony swiped his cock away and stuck his up there inside.
"Oh, this is so incredibly tight!" Tony cried as Notebook's anal cavity walls constricted and tore onto Tony's erection.
"Whoah there friend, you might need to slow down!' The Notebook cried.
Notebook then grasped the Yellow Guy's penis and jerked him off. He threw his head back and gasped as she continued to stroke his wiener.
"Please release your bowels. I want to thrust my cock into your glorious and smelly shit," said Tony.
The Notebook obliged and emptied what was left of her bowels onto Tony's erection. He felt it squish and slip onto his cock, and, as he thrust, the Notebook's dark brown shit spluttered out of her bloody and teared anus. Tony continued to force her turds back into her colon, grunting with each thrust and push as some of the poop went past his penis and exited Notebook's anal orifice. The shit fell and covered Tony's hand. He then smeared the stinky and green mess all over his face and into his mouth, sticking individual fingers in his mouth to suck and lick the shit clean from them.
He leaned over her, thrusting into her asshole as he moaned, grabbing and scratching her back as he breathed heavily. He finally finished and came into her asshole, his cum filling it up. As he took out his cock, a stream of cum poured from Notebook's anus as well as her shit.
The Bird soon finished with her mouth. The Notebook's throat burned as she swallowed her vomit chunks and his cum. When the Yellow Guy climaxed, he released his seed all over her face and eyes. She blinked through the slimy white coat as it entered her eyeballs.
Finally, the Red Guy was done with her vagina, and he removed his yeast and blood covered cock and put it near the Notebook's mouth.
"Suck it clean," he said.
She nodded and put his cock into her mouth, sucking the blood, yeast and cum off of his dick, tonguing his head and urethra and licking the rest off, her drool dribbling down her mouth and his cock, which was now slick and shiny.
"Good," the Bird said, pointing to the floor covered in her poo. "Now clean that shit up with your mouth."
The Notebook looked at the bubbling brown feces, ejaculate and blood mixture and buried her face in it, moaning as she dragged her tongue onto it, hungrily licking and swallowing the shit. She licked her pink lips, the feces smearing onto them and seeping into her lip's cracks. She stuck out her green and brown tongue again, licking and gulping the shit as she rubbed her stomach and moaned.
Once she finished, Tony spread her legs and put his mouth to her vagina and started tonguing her vaginal orifice. The Notebook's yeasty discharge contaminated his tongue and felt good as he swallowed, and the fishy and rotten smell of her bloody vagina made him aroused. As her walls tightened onto his tongue, she squirted. Some of the yeasty squirt landed in his eyes, and the bacteria festered and burned into his now reddened eyeballs.
The Notebook then produced a knife. She snatched the Red Guy's dick, her sharpened nails digging into the veins on his cock, causing them to burst. She stabbed her knife into his cock, and continued to stab it into a bloody and veiny pulp. He convulsed and vomited in pain.
The next was the Bird, and she brought the knife down onto the head of his penis, slicing it almost off. The Bird let out a blood curdling scream, causing everyone else's ears to bleed as his knees buckled to the ground. Blood and cum sprayed out of his sliced penis. The Notebook hungrily tongued his ruptured cock and sucked on the wound, smearing her shitty and pus covered mouth lovingly onto the wound. The Bird then fainted.
She then put her pubes onto the Yellow Guy's face. Her giant Japanese pubic lice trickled into his eyeballs. They bit and clawed at the membranes, causing his eyes to bleed and itch terribly. The Yellow Guy screamed so loud his voice grew hoarse. He clawed at his eyeballs, his nails shredding them into a messy, bloody pulp. He died.
Finally, the Notebook kicked Tony to the ground.
"Now's not the time for this," Tony cried anxiously.
The Notebook then slammed a foot onto his left testicle, rupturing it. It burst, his cum and blood exploded from the testicle. As Tony cried in absolute pain, she then stabbed her bloody knife into his other testicle, slicing downwards. It then opened like a zipper, his sperm and blood coating the knife.
He then grabbed her wrist as he puked from the pain. She tried to get out of his grasp, but he snatched the knife from her and opened her legs and folds, finding her clit. She wriggled and screamed.
"No! Please, no!" She cried.
But it was too late. He slowly and agonizingly sliced off her clitoris. The Notebook's gagged, tears streaming down her cheeks and blood lined her vagina. The nerves were sticking out of the wound, and Tony squeezed it, drops of blood falling onto his tongue. He hungrily lapped the blood up. The Notebook rocked her hips, the process causing her to climax. She squirted blood onto Tony's face.
He could only pray to Satan and Michael Jordan for relief and forgiveness. But he died, and the Notebook soon followed. Now everyone was dead, and left to fester in the fiery depths of Satan's asshole for eternity.
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Something I have noticed about Fanfiction.net in general is that because the site is so old and was the main hub of fanfiction of all kinds for so damn long (even if Archive Of Our Own is stealing its thunder nowadays, FFN still has a lot of momentum due to its legacy) there is a lot of fanfiction entries for some really obscure stuff.
There's fanfiction for works so obscure or niche that you honestly wouldn't expect to even have a fandom for, let alone fanfiction written about it. A lot of these obscure categories have only a few fics with the same few authors, and some of these obscure categories are basically a dumping ground for low-quality works that easily fly under the radar.
Case in point is the Fanfiction.net section for the movie Vampire Clan.
For those who don't know, Vampire Clan is a low-budget film from the early 2000's that is a dramatization of Rod Ferrell and the Wendorf Murders in 1996 (albeit a very poorly researched and abridged dramatization)
If I remember correctly, Vampire Clan was really only known for two things. It stars a young Drew Fuller as Rod Ferrell and it popped up in the horror section of nearly every video store despite being a drama mainly because the studio marketed it as a horror movie (both the poster and DVD cover look like a cheap horror film) and it got some airplay on cable back in the 2000's as well, usually as late night filler for basic cable stations that didn't just air infomercials instead.
Yet despite being a mostly forgotten flick of early 2000's low budget teen cinema, it actually has a section on FFN, with nearly two dozen stories. Oddly enough, nearly all of the stories in the Vampire Clan category are low-end Twilight fanfics or weird fetish fics (or some combination thereof) which is surprising given that Twilight is already a very popular fandom category on the site (or at least was) and given the lax moderation on FFN, you'd think these creepy Twilight fans would just post their stuff there instead.
Here is a link for anyone who is interested in seeing some vampire fanfic cringe.
www.fanfiction.net
There's fanfiction for works so obscure or niche that you honestly wouldn't expect to even have a fandom for, let alone fanfiction written about it. A lot of these obscure categories have only a few fics with the same few authors, and some of these obscure categories are basically a dumping ground for low-quality works that easily fly under the radar.
Case in point is the Fanfiction.net section for the movie Vampire Clan.
For those who don't know, Vampire Clan is a low-budget film from the early 2000's that is a dramatization of Rod Ferrell and the Wendorf Murders in 1996 (albeit a very poorly researched and abridged dramatization)
If I remember correctly, Vampire Clan was really only known for two things. It stars a young Drew Fuller as Rod Ferrell and it popped up in the horror section of nearly every video store despite being a drama mainly because the studio marketed it as a horror movie (both the poster and DVD cover look like a cheap horror film) and it got some airplay on cable back in the 2000's as well, usually as late night filler for basic cable stations that didn't just air infomercials instead.
Yet despite being a mostly forgotten flick of early 2000's low budget teen cinema, it actually has a section on FFN, with nearly two dozen stories. Oddly enough, nearly all of the stories in the Vampire Clan category are low-end Twilight fanfics or weird fetish fics (or some combination thereof) which is surprising given that Twilight is already a very popular fandom category on the site (or at least was) and given the lax moderation on FFN, you'd think these creepy Twilight fans would just post their stuff there instead.
Here is a link for anyone who is interested in seeing some vampire fanfic cringe.
Vampire Clan FanFiction Archive | FanFiction
Movies: Vampire Clan fanfiction archive with over 22 stories. Come in to read, write, review, and interact with other fans.
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I looked up Family Guy on Fanfiction.net on a hunch. They did not disappoint.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6482147/1/Super-Spongy-Family-Guy-Brothers
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Spongebob, Mario, or Family Guy
Setting #1: Sandy's tree dome
Spongebob: "Hey, Sandy?"
Sandy: "What is it Spongebob?"
Spongebob: "You wanted to show me something?"
Sandy: "Oh, right. Come in Spongebob."
Spongebob: "What is it?"
Sandy: "It's an interdimensional traveling machine."
Spongebob: "What does it do?"
Sandy: "You step in side of it and it teleports you to another dimension."
Spongebob: "Can we try it?"
Sandy: "Of course. Let's get in."
(BLZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT)
Setting #2: Mario's house
Spongebob: "Where are we?"
Mario: "Mamma mia!"
Luigi: "How the hell did they get in here?"
Sandy: "Howdy. I'm Sandy!"
Mario: "Do you work for Bowser?"
Spongebob: "Who's Bowser?"
Yoshi: "Why is there a squirrel and a sponge in your living room?"
Sandy: "We came here from Bikini Bottom."
Mario: "I've never heard of Bikini Bottom."
Toad: "Mario! Bowser's got Peach!"
Spongebob: "So? Bowser's got a piece of fruit. What's the big deal?"
Mario: "She is not a piece of fruit!"
Sandy: "Can we help find your Peach?"
Mario: "(sighs) I guess."
Spongebob: "Yippee!"
Luigi: "But Bowser is dangerous! He'll tear the Sponge in half!"
Mario: "I'll make sure he doesn't lay a finger on him."
Spongebob: "I know Karate."
Sandy: "My Karate is WAY better than yours!"
Luigi: "Shut up!"
Mario: "Let's go find Peach!"
Sandy: "I still don't get why he's so attached to a piece of fruit."
Mario: "I'm going to say this one more time. SHE IS NOT A PIECE OF FRUIT!"
Yoshi: "She's a princess."
Spongebob: "A fruit princess. Very weird."
Mario: "Aye aye aye."
Luigi: "Let's just go already."
Setting #3: Bowser's Castle
Peach: "Doesn't this get old?"
Bowser: "A little. But I know my plan will work this time!"
Peach: "As if."
Bowser: "You do realize that your little friend isn't here yet."
Peach: "He'll be here."
Stewie: "Can we blow her up yet?"
Bowser: "We're not blowing up Peach!"
Peter: "I'm Peter Griffin!"
Stewie: "How did he get in here?"
Bowser: "Who is he?"
Stewie: "My father."
Bowser: "That fat bastard?"
Stewie: "I know, right?"
Meg: "Stewie, I found your… HOLY SWISS CHEESE!" (faints)
Bowser: "What's her problem?"
Stewie: "She's afraid of monsters."
Lois: "Stewie, where the hell are we? You better come home this instant!"
Stewie: "Blast it! Bowser, keep the weapons I gave you. Destroy Mario & Luigi! Oh and could you also destroy Meg?"
Bowser: "I hate it when I have to get other people to make my weapons."
Spongebob: "Surrender Peach this instant!"
Bowser: "Hold on. I've gotta kill Meg first."
(Bowser fires his raygun at Meg and shoots her straight in heart)
Bowser: "She's dead. Now where was I? Oh right. Puny Sponge you will never save Peach."
Mario: "I hope I'm not late. (sniffs) and why does it smell like shit in here?"
Peter: "My bad."
Mario: "Stand over there Spongebob. I'll handle this!"
Bowser: "Stand back! I have hi-tech weaponry. I could kill you in an instant!"
Peter: "Um… Bowser?"
Bowser: "What?"
Peter: "I kind of went #2 on your foot."
Bowser: "Ew! Peter!"
Spongebob: "I got this!"
Sandy: "Spongebob, no!"
Mario: "I'm not gonna have some puny yellow sponge steal my job! I'll save you Peach!"
Spongebob: "Hi-yah!"
Mario: "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Bowser: "You knocked me over! Ow my balls! You win. Take Peach."
Spongebob: "Yay! Wait, where is she?"
Peach: "I'm over here!"
Spongebob: "Wait. You're not a piece of fruit."
Mario: "That's what I kept trying to tell you!"
Peach: "Thank you Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "All in a day's work. Speaking of work I gotta get back to the Krusty Krab!"
Peach: "Bye Spongebob."
Mario: "You know he's gay right?"
Peach: "Yeah. I know. Don't worry about it. You're the only guy for me."
Sandy: "I gotta get back to the treedome."
Peter: "Me too."
Setting #1: Sandy's treedome
Peter: "Nice place you got here."
Sandy: "What the? You're not supposed to be here!"
Peter: "Free country."
Sandy: "Free country? We're in the middle of the ocean!"
Peter: "Close enough."
Sandy: "You… Get out!"
Peter: "I can't breathe underwater."
Sandy: "Fine, What dimension are you from?"
Peter: "The pizza dimension!"
Sandy: "OK, get in."
Peter: "Yay!"
(BLZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT)
Pizza 1: "Oh crap! How did he get here?"
Peter: "Yay! Endless pizza buffet!"
Pizza 1: "No don't eat me! I'm too young to be eaten!"
(CHOMP)
Peter: "Yummy yummy in my tummy!"
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Spongebob, Mario, or Family Guy
Setting #1: Sandy's tree dome
Spongebob: "Hey, Sandy?"
Sandy: "What is it Spongebob?"
Spongebob: "You wanted to show me something?"
Sandy: "Oh, right. Come in Spongebob."
Spongebob: "What is it?"
Sandy: "It's an interdimensional traveling machine."
Spongebob: "What does it do?"
Sandy: "You step in side of it and it teleports you to another dimension."
Spongebob: "Can we try it?"
Sandy: "Of course. Let's get in."
(BLZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT)
Setting #2: Mario's house
Spongebob: "Where are we?"
Mario: "Mamma mia!"
Luigi: "How the hell did they get in here?"
Sandy: "Howdy. I'm Sandy!"
Mario: "Do you work for Bowser?"
Spongebob: "Who's Bowser?"
Yoshi: "Why is there a squirrel and a sponge in your living room?"
Sandy: "We came here from Bikini Bottom."
Mario: "I've never heard of Bikini Bottom."
Toad: "Mario! Bowser's got Peach!"
Spongebob: "So? Bowser's got a piece of fruit. What's the big deal?"
Mario: "She is not a piece of fruit!"
Sandy: "Can we help find your Peach?"
Mario: "(sighs) I guess."
Spongebob: "Yippee!"
Luigi: "But Bowser is dangerous! He'll tear the Sponge in half!"
Mario: "I'll make sure he doesn't lay a finger on him."
Spongebob: "I know Karate."
Sandy: "My Karate is WAY better than yours!"
Luigi: "Shut up!"
Mario: "Let's go find Peach!"
Sandy: "I still don't get why he's so attached to a piece of fruit."
Mario: "I'm going to say this one more time. SHE IS NOT A PIECE OF FRUIT!"
Yoshi: "She's a princess."
Spongebob: "A fruit princess. Very weird."
Mario: "Aye aye aye."
Luigi: "Let's just go already."
Setting #3: Bowser's Castle
Peach: "Doesn't this get old?"
Bowser: "A little. But I know my plan will work this time!"
Peach: "As if."
Bowser: "You do realize that your little friend isn't here yet."
Peach: "He'll be here."
Stewie: "Can we blow her up yet?"
Bowser: "We're not blowing up Peach!"
Peter: "I'm Peter Griffin!"
Stewie: "How did he get in here?"
Bowser: "Who is he?"
Stewie: "My father."
Bowser: "That fat bastard?"
Stewie: "I know, right?"
Meg: "Stewie, I found your… HOLY SWISS CHEESE!" (faints)
Bowser: "What's her problem?"
Stewie: "She's afraid of monsters."
Lois: "Stewie, where the hell are we? You better come home this instant!"
Stewie: "Blast it! Bowser, keep the weapons I gave you. Destroy Mario & Luigi! Oh and could you also destroy Meg?"
Bowser: "I hate it when I have to get other people to make my weapons."
Spongebob: "Surrender Peach this instant!"
Bowser: "Hold on. I've gotta kill Meg first."
(Bowser fires his raygun at Meg and shoots her straight in heart)
Bowser: "She's dead. Now where was I? Oh right. Puny Sponge you will never save Peach."
Mario: "I hope I'm not late. (sniffs) and why does it smell like shit in here?"
Peter: "My bad."
Mario: "Stand over there Spongebob. I'll handle this!"
Bowser: "Stand back! I have hi-tech weaponry. I could kill you in an instant!"
Peter: "Um… Bowser?"
Bowser: "What?"
Peter: "I kind of went #2 on your foot."
Bowser: "Ew! Peter!"
Spongebob: "I got this!"
Sandy: "Spongebob, no!"
Mario: "I'm not gonna have some puny yellow sponge steal my job! I'll save you Peach!"
Spongebob: "Hi-yah!"
Mario: "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Bowser: "You knocked me over! Ow my balls! You win. Take Peach."
Spongebob: "Yay! Wait, where is she?"
Peach: "I'm over here!"
Spongebob: "Wait. You're not a piece of fruit."
Mario: "That's what I kept trying to tell you!"
Peach: "Thank you Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "All in a day's work. Speaking of work I gotta get back to the Krusty Krab!"
Peach: "Bye Spongebob."
Mario: "You know he's gay right?"
Peach: "Yeah. I know. Don't worry about it. You're the only guy for me."
Sandy: "I gotta get back to the treedome."
Peter: "Me too."
Setting #1: Sandy's treedome
Peter: "Nice place you got here."
Sandy: "What the? You're not supposed to be here!"
Peter: "Free country."
Sandy: "Free country? We're in the middle of the ocean!"
Peter: "Close enough."
Sandy: "You… Get out!"
Peter: "I can't breathe underwater."
Sandy: "Fine, What dimension are you from?"
Peter: "The pizza dimension!"
Sandy: "OK, get in."
Peter: "Yay!"
(BLZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT)
Pizza 1: "Oh crap! How did he get here?"
Peter: "Yay! Endless pizza buffet!"
Pizza 1: "No don't eat me! I'm too young to be eaten!"
(CHOMP)
Peter: "Yummy yummy in my tummy!"
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2014
what the hell did I just find? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10651400/1/Arthur-i-want-you-to-sit-to-pee
Can't tell if this is some creepy fetish, or someone with a severe case of the 'Tism who may have been abused. It's just very odd.
This isn't the only Arthur piss fic they have, either: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10653261/1/How-Bud-pees
He also wrote.... whatever this is, I don't know how to describe it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13148071/1/If-we-never-had-genitals
in fact of course.
Can't tell if this is some creepy fetish, or someone with a severe case of the 'Tism who may have been abused. It's just very odd.
This isn't the only Arthur piss fic they have, either: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10653261/1/How-Bud-pees
He also wrote.... whatever this is, I don't know how to describe it: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13148071/1/If-we-never-had-genitals
in fact of course.
MysticMisty
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Mar 12, 2013
Well no matter what he's definitely autistic, the constant repetition is a dead giveaway. I'm thinking that what started as an obsession with pissing (standing up) evolved into a fetish. Because of his autism he doesn't understand it's a fetish and as a result writes stories like the one above. I also attribute his apparent pedo tendencies to his stunted mental age.
If there's any truth to the story it was probably a friend's parent or someone else watching him who asked him to sit because he made messes every time he want to the bathroom, and he flipped out because apparently he believes it's a god-given right for men to piss standing rather than a convenience.
Candidae
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2018
To me this reads almost like a terrible coping mechanism, like they are trying to deal with past trauma by writing it down. It feels more like a personal story than a random fiction one. Actually saddens me quite a bit to think about it