Containment Random Chris Updates

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Sonichump said:
what the FUCK is going on with the medallion??? It just keeps looking worse and worse.
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CoolGuyHitler said:
Oh my god that medallion is filthy as hell.
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It looked a lot better before getting blocked by the Liked Bronies.
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Wut? Is Chris talking to his toys again? He gets harder and harder to understand as time goes on.
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He's actually getting the story right on this one. Luna, Princess of the Night, was exiled for rebellion. After she returned in the first two-parter, she helps ponies by appearing in their dreams.

What's interesting here is that he's talked to his therapist about it and the therapist explained that Luna isn't real. Chris-Chan is kind of stupid.
 
Checked the price on that luna plush because I thought they were crazy expensive. nah. On Amazon they're $21.54+shipping&tax. The Celestia figurine is 19.99 +tax and shipping.

Still, money he doesn't have on things he doesn't need.
 
It's not surprising that Chris finds thinking about sex easier than finances, since his dire financial situation is pushing his dimensional merge obsession. If anything it's ironic since his duck is effectively dead on arousal. I guess having fictional characters for spouses is handy since he just has to think about getting laid.

I can't help but wonder how Borb would react to Chris and his imaginary husband each taking turns as the top. And filming it for other gay autists.
 
BScCollateral said:
Can't be sure, of course. I mean, maybe he's talking about a chat he had with a CIA Intelligence Analyst who expressed doubt that Princess Luna was real, but I suspect he's talking about his therapist.
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I'm pretty sure he's talking about one of the brony analysts.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
It came straight from the horses mouth. The Mass Debates still happen.

It has too if it's easier to think about erotic things than financial things.
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If the tweet Chris was responding to had replaced "sex" with "eating a healthy diet", Chris would answer in the same way (ie anything but finances). Would you then conclude Chris is out there eating a low fat, vegetarian diet and counting calories?
 
Let's not overthink Chris. The classic Stone Age joke meant that cave men are dumb, after all.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
It came straight from the horses mouth. The Mass Debates still happen.

It has too if it's easier to think about erotic things than financial things.
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Chris still talks about the merge, does that mean it's actually happening too? ?
 
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