Lovequest Chris Wants Renee To Help Him With His Modeling Career

[Thetan]

I wasn't going to post this because , but then again, what the hell.

I don't know where he got the idea I was going to help him with his "modeling career". I was trying to get him to clean himself up and dress better. What does that have to do with modeling?

 

[Segue]

Chris is a natural!

"...paint me like one of your french girls."

 

[RP 520]

Never let go of those delusions Chris, never let go....

 

[Jozef]

I guess he thinks that you should only make an effort to look your best when you're modeling. In an every day situation, it's perfectly fine to never comb your hair, and to go weeks without showering.

 

[Satoru182]

Someone told me Pixiteri´s pictures were used to represent Renee, maybe that's where Chris got the idea that Renee is a model, he may have made some reverse seach on the pics.

Also "sex positive" what the hell that means in autistic.

 

[DJAndyMD]

He now wants a modeling career? Ok, does he even know what it takes to be a model and how demanding perfection is essential?

 

[Lalala]

He at least has the 'bum n boobs' pose down already, this'll be easy!

 

[Gothicserpent]

 

[WilhelmIIofPrussia]

He could start by going back to wearing Clown Shirts. That'd be an improvement.

I presume you'll continue the stony silence, @Thetan?

 

[tehpope]

That modeling career is going to go as well as that time Master Shake tried to have one in ATHF.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris must think being sex-positive is like being RH-positive. Either you have it or you don't XD

 

[NegaCWC]

The members of the CWCki forums are to blame for making Chris think he can become a model. We* bought 104 photos of him, and he probably thinks we did because he's such a fappable woman.

*Yes, myself included.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

Normally people go from failed model to prostitution, Chris went from failed prostitute to model.

 

[drtoboggan]

Chris must think being sex-positive is like being RH-positive. Either you have it or you don't XD

I figured his atsimu logic made him think sex positive attracts China. Nope.

 

[snowkitten91]

I get the feeling Renee is going to start receiving lots of Chris pictures soon.

 

[Cotton Pudding]

Chris as a model...

Well, there's an audience for everything on the web, no matter how bizarre.

 

[Thetan]

I get the feeling Renee is going to start receiving lots of Chris pictures soon.

He sent some pics awhile ago when he was looking for fashion advice. Some of them may have been released already.

If I find any good, unreleased ones, I'll post them in the CWC Pics thread.

 

[Uzumaki]

He could start by going back to wearing Clown Shirts. That'd be an improvement.

I presume you'll continue the stony silence, @Thetan?

Chris has degenerated to the point where if he could just manage to claw his way back to being a ridiculous clown it would be a major improvement.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Trolls are hacking Chris's phone. They are posting his texts online, stealing pictures of his taint, and sabotaging his modeling career. Obviously, he needs to make his phone more secure.

Somewhere in Virginia, there's an Apple Store employee who is about to have a very weird day.

 

[pickleparty]

Christine should have asked bailey jay for modeling advice.