🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[P-40 Warhawk]

snorts line

alright let's train dude

"omg, let me finish this Bud lite first, I'm on a diet for my fight"

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1100344159485992960

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Just talked to @Lord__Akira for a long while…

archived 26 Feb 2019 10:37:53 UTC

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Kiss the ring

 

[Takodachi]

>funny how a simple phonecall can clear up all the internet bullshit

You mean the bullshit you brought upon yourself because you are a fucking manchild who cant hold his liquor?
I hope Lord Oinkira is just playing along for the time being, otherwise i swear to god i'm gonna bully the fuck out of him for being such a massive beta cuck.

 

[Stasi]

How long before Ralph is claiming Iranian super hackers got access to his paypal to dox the paypigs?

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

this thread is becoming a bigger lolcow then ralph himself

 

[Niggernerd]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1100344159485992960

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Just talked to @Lord__Akira for a long while…

archived 26 Feb 2019 10:37:53 UTC

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Kiss the ring

So Ralph pretty much lied to save his shekels siphoning from other piggies is what Im getting from that tweet.

Don't worry goy I dindu nuffin. True and honest but If it's brought up don't tell the other piggies okay?

 

[Colonel J]

Will Ralph follow through and get Kearston on like they said they would on Sunday?

 

[Piranha Pleb]

So Ralph pretty much lied to save his shekels siphoning from other piggies is what Im getting from that tweet.

Don't worry goy I dindu nuffin. True and honest but If it's brought up don't tell the other piggies okay?

He dindu nuffin, dont worry about your shekels goy.

 

[OnlyTheBrave]

PPP fucked ralphs mom, exposed.

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[Niggernerd]

PPP fucked ralphs mom, exposed.

YouTube

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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Now Ralph's mom doesn't need to keep telling him that dad went to the store


Edit:knowing Ralph hates PPP. This shitpost gonna make him seethe with pure anger

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Ralph got all upset just now at chat calling him a cuck for censoring callers that made edgy comments at the poor college kid he had on when the show he hosts made it a point to be edgy with humor and host controversial personalities

Only if it brings in the shekels. Only if it brings in the shekels. That's all he ever cared about.

@Null Don't take Ralph up on his offer, this shit is dead in the water, oh boy...I'm gettin sleepy

The maximum insulting move at this point is to tell Ralph that he doesn't matter anymore and ignore him.

 

[DrBoom]

Literally angry that the goyim know and he cant shut it down

 

[JamFlowMan]

Will Ralph follow through and get Kearston on like they said they would on Sunday?

That will really turn the show around. 2019's version of Corinne.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Well I feel vindicated what I said the other day. Still I don't see Jim being that much of a regular, but it's nice to see it happen.

Jim is like a Japanese spirit of good luck. If he visits you, it means good things are probably coming for you.

 

[Wheelchair]

Jim is like a Japanese spirit of good luck. If he visits you, it means good things are probably coming for you.

No matter how much luck you have you will crash and burn after a year of hosting ibs. Or maybe we just didn't have anyone who wasn't a complete sperg try it out yet.

 

[Smarty Pants]

That will really turn the show around. 2019's version of Corinne.

The funniest part is that 2018 Corinne was in Nick's chat earlier and she doesn't give a fuck about Ralph anymore.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Oh shit apparently Ralph doxed Akira after the joke he made
@theralph what are you doing you sped lmao
your supposed to save your stream not speed up the death

Ralph, what are you doing? Have you gone completely insane? This is going go from a slow burn to a raging firestorm in about 350 milliseconds now. Get comfortable with those 100-200 viewers you used to have years ago. Pepperidge Farm remembers and so do I...

 

[I-chi]

Jim is like a Japanese spirit of good luck. If he visits you, it means good things are probably coming for you.

Don't forget the other part of that same myth. When he leaves your house, disaster and ruin are certain to follow.

 

[pwincess fwuffypants]

Unless Ralph has completely and fucking lost it AND is drunk out of his mind, I doubt he posted the dox.

Ralph is dumb enough to do this. HE IS DUMB ENOUGH. There's a reason he earned a thread here and you're learning why

 

[Colonel J]

That will really turn the show around. 2019's version of Corinne.

The purpose of getting Kearston on was to smear Coach, but the DM leak, even with Andy's supposed approval, complicates things and people may put pressure on Ralph to get them to talk about Andy.