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'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
 
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Jussie won't release text, even if he does, they will be faked. There's no way to verify them since texts are erased at the phone companies after 3 days to a week.

Oh it’s just his crisis PR team scraping the barrel trying to come up with pre-written click bait shit to leak to outlets. The cops have released all the basic facts of the investigation so no more juicy leaks and headlines from that side anymore. All the media is going to get to keep the story in the news is crap from his crisis PR team desperately trying to bail out the titanic with a thimble.

Will he explain why he called his trainers 1hr after the attack, and 1hr before the attack?

Lol. I just fucking love when people dig their heels in deep on absurd lies, flying in the face of all evidence. It’s the best.
 
According to Page 6 Jussie thinks releasing texts of him and the Nigerians discussing his “nutrition plan” will totally clear his name! Nothing to see here folks just rouge MAGA fitness trainers. Never mind their testimony and all the videos scouting the attack location, these texts telling him to eat protein clearly vindicate Jussie.

Empire co-star Terrance Howard is also defending Jussie on IG today. Since Terrance is a wife beating coked up, psycho I can only think Jussie knows enough ugly dirt about Terrance to keep him in line.
Given his demonstrated level of retardation, hopefully they're something like "My flight was delayed, so we'll have to execute my nutrition plan at 2am tonight instead." "Okay, I'm leaving to go get my Subway sandwich just like we discussed in my nutrition plan." "Great job guys, it looks like the cops are totally buying my nutrition plan."
 
So Helping Hand (an anti-sjw youtuber that for once, I actually kind of like) gave his two cents on the matter.
He also briefly describes a history of hate crimes faked by people of color in the US which I did find interesting.
 
He also could have done things like have his confederates actually beat his ass.

It's very strange that he didn't seem to think that victims of a violent crime driven by disgust or hatred are incapable of much of anything afterward, never mind getting away with the light injuries he had. Maybe he really is just that coddled or something, but it strikes me as something more than just being an idiot or a pussy.
 
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He also could have done things like have his confederates actually beat his ass. That little self inflicted scratch on his cheek was a screaming red flag. He also could have also excluded absurd details like the noose that couldn't hold weight and the pouring of the bleach (I'm imagining the brothers in the taxi with an unexplained bottle of bleach, wtf). I imagine he included those in his plan to counter any questions of "but you don't look like a bunch of racists just whooped your ass". If he had been willing to take an honest ass beating people wouldn't have been nearly so quick to doubt because clearly someone kicked this niggerfaggot's ass.

So many shortcuts for convenience and vanity a solid conspiracy does not make.

When I heard the noose was just cheap ass clothesline it just made what I already knew was bunk to be even more hilarious and sad. How hard is it to get an actual rope?

That's really ghetto too because clothesline is what all the black girls use to play double dutch. Mama ain't buyin' you no jump rope. I need me some Newports. Girl, get the clothesline out of the cabinet and make yo'self some jump rope.
 
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I wonder if they'll let him plea Alford or if the plea agreement will require an admission of guilt...
 
It's very strange that he didn't seem to think that victims of a violent crime driven by disgust or hatred are capable of much of anything afterward, never mind getting away with the light injuries he had. Maybe he really is just that coddled or something, but it strikes me as something more than just being an idiot or a pussy.
Human bodies are fragile. He's an actor and a faggot, and he did this for money and attention. Getting his face rearranged means a permanent salary hit and possibly never getting laid for free (faggots are vain and superstitious), and he can't give paid exclusive interviews if he's in a coma. Also, even Omelette isn't exceptional enough to think the industry would care if he got beat up - they'd use it for self-promotion and promptly forget about him. Real violence is not glamorous and it doesn't make for a good story, especially if the perps aren't caught. There'd be a charity fund to pay for surgery, tax-free and therefore hard to steal from, and a Very Special episode of Empire.

It feels like pointless sophistry to defend one point of a massively exceptional plan, but no, the decision to not get brutalized wasn't by itself bad. The news is full of stories where a regular mugging turns into a triple murder and a citywide police chase, but it's also full of stories where the perp surrenders or flees upon meeting minimal resistance, like 1: pulls out gun "Gimme your phone and wallet!" 2: "No." 1: drops gun, runs away. If he had reliable co-conspirators with a pre-existing comm channel (e.g. his drug dealers in his hometown - Santa Rosa, pop 175k) and hadn't sent the letter, he might have succeeded.
 
What's most absurd here is how he fucked himself over. He could've staged a hate crime and make it fully believable in a single afternoon.
All he needed to do is take a shortcut through some less frequented streets between two believable locations at a non-exceptional time when the weather isn't going to kill you, and then bash his own head on a wall. Then all he has to do is say that he heard some mean racist poopoohead called him a niggerfaggot from behind, he turned around and suddenly he went out cold after being smashed into a wall.
Infinite asspats, full media coverage, no outrageous stories that smell fishy, no Nigerian spec ops bodybuilders on payroll, no felony charges.

Step one would be “don’t hire Nigerians to play violent MAGA Klansmen in your heroic tale of racism” because people tend to notice little details like your rednecks being burly black men.
 
When I heard the noose was just cheap ass clothesline it just made what I already knew was bunk to be even more hilarious and sad. How hard is it to get an actual rope?

That's really ghetto too because clothesline is what all the black girls use to play double dutch. Mama ain't buyin' you no jump rope. I need me some Newports. Girl, get the clothesline out of the cabinet and make yo'self some jump rope.

Even more pathetic is that they couldn't even figure out how to tie a simple noose. If that were actual rednecks they'd know how or figure out how to tie a noose. It dead simple.
 
These niggers are legitimately stupid.

His brother Jake posts this:

Mirror of the images if you don't do IG:

His brother is just as stupid as he is.
So sending a fake letter has been “debunked” by the reputable sites popculture, (which is so generic I can’t find it) and NewsOne, which describes its self as “latest news from a black perspective with stories and opinions you won’t read anywhere else (but should)”.
I guess he’s totally innocent and the CPD will be dropping all charges at anytime.
 
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