🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Spooky said:
He needs to lose more weight before having the excess skin removed.
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Then just loose the fucking weight if having the gunt turns you into a crybaby bitch. Again this is an easy fix for ralph. Fuck he will probably would loose a few pounds if he stopped sucking down a half bottle of whiskey at night.
I have a lot of patients. But not for whining over eaisly fixed shit.
 
Love_Machine011 said:
I really dont get why ralph is so mad over this hunt shit, fucking just get it surgically removed. It's not a big deal.
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Ralph seems to always be overly sensitive when it comes to his personal appearance and personal life. This just seems to have gone too far for him.

Also, props to Godwinson for having great content. I still remember him as the britbong who sperged out about Sargon last year
 
He can probably get it surgically fixed but why bother; Nora already fucks him. Why pay for upgrades?

I do wonder if he has weird tiddyflaps now though.

But yeah, Ralph you need to embrace the Gunt like you did Caesar. It's not any more "damaging" then that unless you lose your tits over it. TJ fucked a banana and still has a career, cause he can live the meme. So can you. Just say "I'm an interracial porn browsing felon with a gunt." You still make more money than them... assuming you can hold onto your spergetti.
 
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Then just loose the fucking weight if having the gunt turns you into a crybaby bitch. Again this is an easy fix for ralph. Fuck he will probably would loose a few pounds if he stopped sucking down a half bottle of whiskey at night.
I have a lot of patients. But not for whining over eaisly fixed shit.
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Should be about 1800 kcal per 5th he drinks, so I'm willing to bet he gets an extra 800 to 1000 kcal most nights on top of his probably shitty eating. Alcohol cal also hang very unflatteringly on most people

soy_king said:
Also, props to Godwinson for having great content. I still remember him as the britbong who sperged out about Sargon last year
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You have that backwards bud
 
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I guess I'll relisten to the golden age killstream. Aka the youtube months.
 
Spooky said:
Should be about 1800 kcal per 5th he drinks, so I'm willing to bet he gets an extra 800 to 1000 kcal most nights on top of his probably shitty eating. Alcohol cal also hang very unflatteringly on most people
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To put that in perspective, a Big Mac and fries will run you around 1000 kcal, if you're eating an extra one of those a day you are going to gain weight quick
 
pwincess fwuffypants said:
To put that in perspective, a Big Mac and fries will run you around 1000 kcal, if you're eating an extra one of those a day you are going to gain weight quick
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It's an extra half of what you should be eating every day, and it's some of the worst calories you could eat

soy_king said:
Idk if you're referring to me but it was on the original IBs, so it may have been memory holed with all the tonka bs
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I vaguely remember it being on Andy and JF's or Tonka's channel. I think he sperged a bit but came out on top over WCL and definitely made Carl squirm. Godwinson's video about the meetup was really funny and so were the memes that came out of it
 
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Spooky said:
I vaguely remember it being on Andy and JF's or Tonka's channel. I think he sperged a bit but came out on top over WCL and definitely made Carl squirm. Godwinson's video about the meetup was really funny and so were the memes that came out of it
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Idk I think whenever you start demeaning someone's level of education you immediately lose the argument. Although I think you're definitely right on his current content. I've rewatched his GuntGate like ten times

Love_Machine011 said:
No idea what you're talking about
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My mistake
 
The Goodwinson vs WCL was on the original Kumite, when it was still on Tonkas channel I believe. The thumbnail was a old timey painting of british soldiers boxing, with Tonka and Failure's heads imposed on the onlookers.

Goodwinson did decently in the beginning (though coming off a lot like a smug wannabe-upperclass faggot) but if I recall correctly, the WCL blew him out of when he said something to the effect of "you're sperging out over continuing the existence of the white race all the time. How many kids do you have? I got three." and Goodwinsson was struck silent for a long time.
 
Spooky said:
Should be about 1800 kcal per 5th he drinks, so I'm willing to bet he gets an extra 800 to 1000 kcal most nights on top of his probably shitty eating. Alcohol cal also hang very unflatteringly on most people
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Also heavy drinking correlates with a shitty diet, on top of the normal fat guy shitty diet.
 
DispatchCommit said:
I'm not certain why Ralph has been censoring 'nigger' and why he seems to disavow even when others say it like Rand.
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I have a theory on this one, it's because Ralph is planning on moving back to YouTube. I can definitely see him and Warski trying to pull some kind of either regular streamed show together or an IRL channel similar to the likes of Ice Poseidon where they do dumb things for attention and that sweet sweet TTS money. Keem is banned from YouTube technically but he gets around it by being on a channel owned by someone else, Ralph is at this point business partners with Warski which would be the means to get around the ban. Ralph saying naughty words would not look good in case another article got written, but if he's a good boy he'll be able to fly under the radar. Unless we see some kind of catastrophic split between the two or if Ralph goes thermonuclear and alienates everyone within the next few months I can see Andy and Ralph doing some kind of regular show and the Killstream itself getting... well killed.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
I have a theory on this one, it's because Ralph is planning on moving back to YouTube. I can definitely see him and Warski trying to pull some kind of either regular streamed show together or an IRL channel similar to the likes of Ice Poseidon where they do dumb things for attention and that sweet sweet TTS money. Keem is banned from YouTube technically but he gets around it by being on a channel owned by someone else, Ralph is at this point business partners with Warski which would be the means to get around the ban. Ralph saying naughty words would not look good in case another article got written, but if he's a good boy he'll be able to fly under the radar. Unless we see some kind of catastrophic split between the two or if Ralph goes thermonuclear and alienates everyone within the next few months I can see Andy and Ralph doing some kind of regular show and the Killstream itself getting... well killed.
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We all know what happens with Andy's business partners.
 
Ralph back on the "i'm going to bring the 14 year old girl back on" kick again tonight. But its okay guise, he said she is "well informed for her age" So it depends on the child apparently? But she has 800k subs, "she has likely been on the internet longer than you all".

Like the first 5 minutes is instant made material for a Ralph detractor right out the gate.
 
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