Containment What If?

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Chris was a Stand user like in Jojo?

He and his stand, [HEDGEHOG BOY] will get all the china they want

 

[lofi]

what if he never won the the sonic watch and win sweepstakes? would he still sperg over sonic?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

what if he never won the the sonic watch and win sweepstakes? would he still sperg over sonic?

Considering Sonic the Hedgehog draws autistic lolcows like a dead horse draws flies, all signs point to 'definitely yes.'

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Sonichu comics (1 - 16) was the only comics that people outside U.S. to read? (Meaning, Japan can't make manga)

 

[Booey]

Has there already been a what if Chris was discovered on the internet but never trolled yet?

 

[MaskedArchon]

What if Chris was still Chris and didnt become trans?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Has there already been a what if Chris was discovered on the internet but never trolled yet?

Then the w3€ns would be original then.

Edit: What if Chris had Andrew Dobson’s art talent? (And still retain the charm of Sonichu.)

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Desmond is Amazing is Chris's son?

 

[lofi]

Edit: What if Chris had Andrew Dobson’s art talent? (And still retain the charm of Sonichu.)

that's the most amazing thing i can't comprehend. what would that even look like?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

that's the most amazing thing i can't comprehend. what would that even look like?

Sonichu would have fourteen pairs of eyebrows

 

[AsianChris]

What if Lego (and other similar plastic brick toys) are illegal to own in all states?

His money spent in Legos would be an investment after all. He would become the Escobar of 'tisim.

What if time reseted to 2007 and Chris, but only Chris, still got all his memories to this point?

 

[Chester Rigby]

The cops would do one of those press releases like after they seize a ridiculous amount of cocaine but it's a table with Chris's 10's of thousands in Legos. Streets are finally safe with El Chunko behind bars.

I'm not sure if I like these pitches for a new Breaking Bad spin-off.

Bulking Bad

What if Chris was a Justice of the SCOTUS?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was a Justice of the SCOTUS?

A lot of 4-4 decisions because he'd shit himself and do nothing.

 

[GhostBird50]

what if instead of legos and mlp Chris got really into warhammer40k ?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

A lot of 4-4 decisions because he'd shit himself and do nothing.

At least his opinions won't be any less decipherable than any one else's.

 

[Chester Rigby]

At least his opinions won't be any less decipherable than any one else's.

KEK, can you imagine a verdict written by Christian?

 

[AsianChris]

KEK, can you imagine a verdict written by Christian?

"mm.. yeah... I found the defendant guilty."

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

what if instead of legos and mlp Chris got really into warhammer40k ?

He'd have created himself an unoriginal OC primarch who could take on and beat the Emperor, the Chaos gods, all of the C'tan, Gork and Mork, and Cegorach all at once. And then he'd have made a whole legion of unoriginal recolor Mary Sue Space Marines to go with it. And assuming he was still into Sonic, he'd have made them all half-hedgehog, meaning that they would be filthy mutant abominations in need of a good purging.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

what if instead of legos and mlp Chris got really into warhammer40k ?

Then he'd somehow be even more autistic than he already is

 

[Kunta Kinte]

what if instead of legos and mlp Chris got really into warhammer40k ?

So far, we can only speculate about this.


But it would involve a lot of gay faggotry.