Lovequest 4-Dec-2014 - Chris repierces his taint

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I am so pissed off that he re-pierced his taint that I will now fuck Chris on eBay.
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Null said:
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So........... Chris is still texting Renee. I can't fucking believe that he got himself re-pierced. You'd think that last little scare would have taught him something.

Also, the new piercing jewelry is apparently gold, so I'm guessing that it was considerably more expensive.

Given this latest development, I'm tempted to break my new "prime directive" and intervene. Failing that, I may try and get a hold of Catherine (if she's still in the picture) and see if she can talk some sense into him.

This is just soooooooo... :stupid:

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Wow, Chris really IS that dumb.

Fuck it, just leave him to it.
 
Satan said:
I am so pissed off that he re-pierced his taint that I will now fuck Chris on eBay. View attachment 10270
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You fuckin' guy! You owe me a new keyboard you rascal!

Petronella said:
Wouldn't this just make it even more likely for the second piercing to migrate? It's going into damaged skin...
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Yeah, well, Chris doesn't understand biology too well...or personal hygiene...or logic...or when something is a terrible idea. Chris gets something in his head and it darts around like a methed out video game hedgehog and he can't let it go.
 
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if that piercing were real gold. He is completely incapable of controlling his spending, he only understands that he wants nice stuff.

I wonder who this piercer is. It's borderline unethical to accept money for such a tricky piercing when the site is known to be infected. I guess Chris could find someone with fewer ethical qualms, but he's really running a bigger risk than before in that case.
 
Is God willing to prevent Christian's taint, but not able? Then he is impotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Whence then is his taint?
 
The stereotypical lesbian piercing is clitoral hood piercing, not a guichet. And Chris's perineum isn't going to give a woman pleasure anyway. This whole business is crazy as hell.
 
Godjesus said:
Is God willing to prevent Christian's taint, but not able? Then he is impotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Whence then is his taint?
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Did you ever stop to think the infection was God's way of saying "This is a mistake and you should reconsider your life choices"?
 
The Dude said:
Did you ever stop to think the infection was God's way of saying "This is a mistake and you should reconsider your life choices"?
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At this stage, even if God appeared in all His Glory, riding a flying chariot pulled by a legion of Bears, and told Chris to knock this shit off, I don't think he'd listen. He's a stubborn little tomgirl.

Probably for the best that Chris doesn't have the money or psychological stability for a duckectomy, I can't imagine that would respond well to constant diddling.
 
AdmiralPingas said:
At this stage, even if God appeared in all His Glory, riding a flying chariot pulled by a legion of Bears, and told Chris to knock this shit off, I don't think he'd listen. He's a stubborn little tomgirl.

Probably for the best that Chris doesn't have the money or psychological stability for a duckectomy, I can't imagine that would respond well to constant diddling.
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Chris would likely argue with God about the lack of a sweetheart. Then continue yelling when God tells Chris the error of his ways.
 
RandyCox said:
At the risk of sounding grim and Darwinian, why should anyone intervene here?
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Because unlike the fake internet heartsweets, there is a very real possibility Chris might become permanently maimed or die from this¹. While some people out there might find death by infected ass to be somehow darkly befitting Chris, I personally would much rather get many many more years of entertainment laughing at his antics instead.

Oh, and there's also that thing about not wanting to see a fellow human being inflict unnecessary pain, injury, and suffering on themself.
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¹ Yes, I know people don't usually die from infected piercings, but we're talking about someone who turned a simple cup of coffee into a major house fire.
 
Chris seems to be obsessed with the idea of having an "unclit" so why doesn't he go ahead and just cut off his dick already? He's been complaining about it for years. Maybe if the piercing gets infected his dream will come true:c:heart-empty:
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Chris(tine) re-pierced it him(her)self.
 
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