Weeaboos and other Japan spergs

[Adamska]

Now I must know. This family sounds like a riot

Ah, well here's the situaton.

The mother was completely over the moon for this man. The problem? He was a rapist; he raped her daughter (weeb's older sister) and was sent to jail rightly so. Now here comes the horrible part: the mother not only didn't care that this guy raped her daughter, she still loved him and blamed his arrest on her own children. I am not joking. She then leaves them in the care of her increasingly frail mother (who was in her late sixties and had cancer last I checked) so she could go off and gallivant around. When the grandma kacks it a couple years, she's essentially stuck with her kids again, since fostering them would look bad on the family. She mostly neglects her kids, to the point where the few times she actually acts like a parent is when she's threatened with neglect and other joyous things like that.

Said daughter didn't fall too far from the tree unfortunately. She had dalliances with a boyfriend and had a child. This would be alright in theory. Then the boyfriend gets enraged at her child screaming (the neonate child), and pours boiling water on its face and down its throat to shut it up. The poor child does make it to the hospital and survives thankfully, but this is where the horrible comes in. You see, daughters beau is restraining order'd for this stunt, and the two cannot legally see each other again. Daughter has newborn child in Emergency, with doctors desperately trying to keep the kids lungs working and reconstructing its trachea. What does daughter do? She goes to fuck her beau while the child is in the middle of the operation. They go into his car and boink like rabbits. This, the same man who poured boiling water down her own child's throat.

Since I haven't heard much about the other son, I guess he's alright mentally and spiritually. You've also heard quite a bit about the weeb too, so I don't need to go into detail on what he brings to the family.

It's starting to sound like this guy needs an ED article, a wiki dedicated to him, and legions of trolls/spectators of his own.

The one thing he utterly lacks is a noticeable internet footprint. If he had stuff out there, I could see him easily getting an article.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

 

[John Titor]

That was the lesser reason why he quit playing that game. The major reason was he failed was his utter refusal to take time and learn the controls, since HoI also has a naturally high learning curve by strategy game standards. He basically just tried to take China with what he had, not bothering to build anything in the process or trying to move his naval forces to cordon off China to prevent any small risk of an amphibious assault. By the way, he rage quit when the Nationalists managed to establish a beachhead on one of his home islands.

PIME TARADOX.
I wish I can explain to non-HoI players on why this is hilarious.

I was fairly tempted, considering what he does to family. Actually, let's provide more detail on this horrible, horrible man.

So I already showed that this guy honestly thinks he has Hashirama's powers from Naruto, quotes from Rikimaru from Wrath of Heaven when mad, quoted from the original Fate/Stay Night which was a porn technically, and honestly believes that if you type the word "backstab" into a chat, the other person will lose access to the internet or die or something like that. He bought a shit ton of the DLC for Warframe, making the game cost like $60.00 rather than the original price tag of free. He did this because in Warframe, you can play as a class that is like a ninja, and he mained that game as one. He would then do nothing BUT play Warframe for weeks on end, on my friend's steam account. He'd literally spend like twenty hours a day playing that game. To give you an idea, he has over 800 hours on that thing, and he accumulated that within a month, likely while making sound effects in the process (he does that when playing games mind you). Then the game nerfed the ninja class a bit and he ragequit the game.

This guy also shares a trait with Mr. Chandler. Just like Mr. Chandler, he has a tendency to not play most of his games. He usually only plays an hour at most for each game. This culminates in one of the many things I hate him for. He essentially cried at his mom to buy him a PS2 that allowed him to play Japanese titles, which costs noticeably more than usual. He then bought an $80.00 game, and by he bought, I mean mom bought. He then plays it for ten minutes, and then never again. He literally wasted the equivalent of an entire month's worth of electrics for a game he barely played.

Oh, and the katana he has is a replica, not a toy one. That means he thinks it's real, and it can allow him to cut through anything. Even his mom when she tries to be a parent to him.

Geez, from bad to worse. Do you have more about this guy to write about in Personal Lolcows?

 

[Adamska]

PIME TARADOX.
I wish I can explain to non-HoI players on why this is hilarious.

Oh I know. China's navy is so piss poor that I don't even remember if they even start out with transports or not. I think they might have a couple at the beginning, and they're cheap enough that they can build one or two if they felt like it. He effectively let the IJN sit in port because he could barely understand move orders.

Geez, from bad to worse. Do you have more about this guy to write about in Personal Lolcows?

Sure, let me transfer that over there.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Ah, well here's the situaton.

The mother was completely over the moon for this man. The problem? He was a rapist; he raped her daughter (weeb's older sister) and was sent to jail rightly so. Now here comes the horrible part: the mother not only didn't care that this guy raped her daughter, she still loved him and blamed his arrest on her own children. I am not joking. She then leaves them in the care of her increasingly frail mother (who was in her late sixties and had cancer last I checked) so she could go off and gallivant around. When the grandma kacks it a couple years, she's essentially stuck with her kids again, since fostering them would look bad on the family. She mostly neglects her kids, to the point where the few times she actually acts like a parent is when she's threatened with neglect and other joyous things like that.

Said daughter didn't fall too far from the tree unfortunately. She had dalliances with a boyfriend and had a child. This would be alright in theory. Then the boyfriend gets enraged at her child screaming (the neonate child), and pours boiling water on its face and down its throat to shut it up. The poor child does make it to the hospital and survives thankfully, but this is where the horrible comes in. You see, daughters beau is restraining order'd for this stunt, and the two cannot legally see each other again. Daughter has newborn child in Emergency, with doctors desperately trying to keep the kids lungs working and reconstructing its trachea. What does daughter do? She goes to fuck her beau while the child is in the middle of the operation. They go into his car and boink like rabbits. This, the same man who poured boiling water down her own child's throat.

Okay, forget the weeb. We need to find his dipshit sister's scumbag boyfriend and get tumblr on his ass.

 

[Adamska]

As an aside, here's more detailed stuff on the weeb, for those who are curious.

 

[c-no]

Ah, well here's the situaton.

The mother was completely over the moon for this man. The problem? He was a rapist; he raped her daughter (weeb's older sister) and was sent to jail rightly so. Now here comes the horrible part: the mother not only didn't care that this guy raped her daughter, she still loved him and blamed his arrest on her own children. I am not joking. She then leaves them in the care of her increasingly frail mother (who was in her late sixties and had cancer last I checked) so she could go off and gallivant around. When the grandma kacks it a couple years, she's essentially stuck with her kids again, since fostering them would look bad on the family. She mostly neglects her kids, to the point where the few times she actually acts like a parent is when she's threatened with neglect and other joyous things like that.

Said daughter didn't fall too far from the tree unfortunately. She had dalliances with a boyfriend and had a child. This would be alright in theory. Then the boyfriend gets enraged at her child screaming (the neonate child), and pours boiling water on its face and down its throat to shut it up. The poor child does make it to the hospital and survives thankfully, but this is where the horrible comes in. You see, daughters beau is restraining order'd for this stunt, and the two cannot legally see each other again. Daughter has newborn child in Emergency, with doctors desperately trying to keep the kids lungs working and reconstructing its trachea. What does daughter do? She goes to fuck her beau while the child is in the middle of the operation. They go into his car and boink like rabbits. This, the same man who poured boiling water down her own child's throat.

Since I haven't heard much about the other son, I guess he's alright mentally and spiritually. You've also heard quite a bit about the weeb too, so I don't need to go into detail on what he brings to the family.



The one thing he utterly lacks is a noticeable internet footprint. If he had stuff out there, I could see him easily getting an article.

In reference to the first two paragraphs of that post:

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Honestly have to wonder just how much of what Surtur said, them being a riot, really has to apply to all of that. As for the last part, if he does managed to do something noticeable, one can only wonder how he'd react to trolls and such. He'd probably spam backstab just to get them off.

 

[Adamska]

In reference to the first two paragraphs of that post:

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Honestly have to wonder just how much of what Surtur said, them being a riot, really has to apply to all of that. As for the last part, if he does managed to do something noticeable, one can only wonder how he'd react to trolls and such. He'd probably spam backstab just to get them off.

He'd also call them cunts and threaten them with ninja magic too is my guess.

 

[Abethedemon]

You guys have heard of magical pocky usagi, right?

I think she's a rusemistress though.

 

[Cosmos]

I haven't really had any IRL exposure to weeaboos (I was a bit of a weeb in like 7th grade, but I'm pretty introverted so I really didn't go around weebing out everywhere), but I am fascinated with them. Well, "fascinated" in the sense that it's like watching a train wreck. I actually have a collection of weeaboo stories (mostly from 4chan archives) that I uploaded for my blog here.

This is one of the first weeaboo stories I read and it continues to fascinate me. It's more horrifying than funny, though.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Well, "fascinated" in the sense that it's like watching a train wreck. I actually have a collection of weeaboo stories (mostly from 4chan archives) that I uploaded for my blog here.

Think that's less of a weeaboo story and more of a psycho story.

Also, HOLY SHIT! O_O Thanks for sharing.

 

[Cosmos]

Think that's less of a weeaboo story and more of a psycho story.

Also, HOLY SHIT! O_O Thanks for sharing.

Yeah, the story is only related to weeaboos on a basic level, but it's one hell of a ride and what jumpstarted my love of weeaboo stories. Glad you enjoyed it!

Here's a more traditional weeb story, also very good. Someone even made a comic about it!

 

[c-no]

Yeah, the story is only related to weeaboos on a basic level, but it's one hell of a ride and what jumpstarted my love of weeaboo stories. Glad you enjoyed it!

Here's a more traditional weeb story, also very good. Someone even made a comic about it!

Hambeast Prime. That is one weeb story I'll never forget, especially its comic.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

...I don't want to believe Hambeast Prime is real.

 

[Cosmos]

More tales of weeaboo horror!

 

[c-no]

...I don't want to believe Hambeast Prime is real.

It could be exaggerated but then again, some exaggerations can have truth so maybe, Hambeast Prime is real.

 

[MysticMisty]

...I don't want to believe Hambeast Prime is real.

I imagine the majority of weeb horror stories aren't real. At best they're exaggerated with a few nuggets of truth in order to be more "interesting" and therefore more likely to be accepted. Hambeast Prime might be real...and the only real thing might be that she dressed inappropriately and made an attempt to tackle him.

 

[John Titor]

Yeah, the story is only related to weeaboos on a basic level, but it's one hell of a ride and what jumpstarted my love of weeaboo stories. Glad you enjoyed it!

Here's a more traditional weeb story, also very good. Someone even made a comic about it!

Haha, this takes me back.

I imagine the majority of weeb horror stories aren't real. At best they're exaggerated with a few nuggets of truth in order to be more "interesting" and therefore more likely to be accepted. Hambeast Prime might be real...and the only real thing might be that she dressed inappropriately and made an attempt to tackle him.

This is unfortunately true. I sadly lost a huge archive of old weeaboo stories that were more believable.

 

[Cosmos]

I imagine the majority of weeb horror stories aren't real. At best they're exaggerated with a few nuggets of truth in order to be more "interesting" and therefore more likely to be accepted. Hambeast Prime might be real...and the only real thing might be that she dressed inappropriately and made an attempt to tackle him.

Oh yeah, I agree. What matters to me is how entertaining they are.

 

[Surtur]

More tales of weeaboo horror!

This is one I hope is not true.