🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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A few problems with the latest batch of responses...

1] You claim you want video b;c it "does not lie". Regardless, what was posted about me here before I ever joined was false. Also, what has been posted since I joined has largely also been false, & the blogs & other posts that you claim to have read prove that to be the case. (Never mind the claims you are taking as fact from other members of the other sites, which are written by people who admit to hating me & for that reason alone should be seen immediately to be the biased lies they are.)

2] The numbered "formula"... You claim I am the one to have figured it out, yet the first step is something the rest of you are supposedly required to do, which you have not done nearly as much/often as Absinthe makes it appear/sound.
 
Cowlick said:
A few problems with the latest batch of responses...

1] You claim you want video b;c it "does not lie". Regardless, what was posted about me here before I ever joined was false. Also, what has been posted since I joined has largely also been false, & the blogs & other posts that you claim to have read prove that to be the case. (Never mind the claims you are taking as fact from other members of the other sites, which are written by people who admit to hating me & for that reason alone should be seen immediately to be the biased lies they are.)

2] The numbered "formula"... You claim I am the one to have figured it out, yet the first step is something the rest of you are supposedly required to do, which you have not done nearly as much/often as Absinthe makes it appear/sound.
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Have you met WogglebugLover? Do you want me to introduce you? I smell a love connection!:heart-full::heart-full::heart-full:
 
Cowlick said:
A few problems with the latest batch of responses...

1] You claim you want video b;c it "does not lie". Regardless, what was posted about me here before I ever joined was false. Also, what has been posted since I joined has largely also been false, & the blogs & other posts that you claim to have read prove that to be the case. (Never mind the claims you are taking as fact from other members of the other sites, which are written by people who admit to hating me & for that reason alone should be seen immediately to be the biased lies they are.)

2] The numbered "formula"... You claim I am the one to have figured it out, yet the first step is something the rest of you are supposedly required to do, which you have not done nearly as much/often as Absinthe makes it appear/sound.
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Are you capable of picking up on either sarcasm or hyperbole?

Let me rephrase that. Can you even define those words?
 
DeagleDad420 said:
What do you have to lose? You're already ridiculed on a daily basis here. You clearly want to prove us wrong, or else you wouldn't be posting in the first place, and I'm giving you an opportunity here. I think most user's disdain from you comes from that fact that, frankly, we don't have much to go on. I think if people had a little more insight into how you actually interact with the real world, there would be less accusations. People tend to assume the worst on here.
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TJ has already written all of us off as too hopelessly retarded to possibly understand any proof that he might give, thus providing an excuse to not even try. Oh, I'm sure that TJ would love to prove us wrong, but he'd love to get a million dollars too. But he is equally incapable of both things, knows it, and won't even really try to do either. Actually at this point I believe that he sticks around purely because negative attention is better than no attention at all, and if there is one thing TJ is good at, it is getting negative attention. And he doesn't need to tell us anything about he interacts with the real world to get that. All he has to do is keep up his incessant stream of unsubstantiated boasting, tedious insults, and unreasonable demands. If you want information from him, you'll need to deprive him of attention by getting people to ignore him. Good luck with that.
 
Cowlick said:
A few problems with the latest batch of responses...

1] You claim you want video b;c it "does not lie". Regardless, what was posted about me here before I ever joined was false. Also, what has been posted since I joined has largely also been false, & the blogs & other posts that you claim to have read prove that to be the case. (Never mind the claims you are taking as fact from other members of the other sites, which are written by people who admit to hating me & for that reason alone should be seen immediately to be the biased lies they are.)

2] The numbered "formula"... You claim I am the one to have figured it out, yet the first step is something the rest of you are supposedly required to do, which you have not done nearly as much/often as Absinthe makes it appear/sound.
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1) Whether or not we've said anything true or false is irrelevant at this point. As has been said before, you are the one who needs to prove something, and so far you have not done so in any way, shape, or form. It doesn't matter what we say or do, because these don't prevent you from translating French, or making videos, or doing anything. Now, because you refuse to let go of what was said before you were even here, I would like you to try and prove that what's been said is false: Tell us what the truth actually is, rather than what it isn't. And about what has been said, how can you even say that all of it is false if you clearly haven't read everything? And we know you haven't read everything- don't bother lying. Again. I say again, how about, instead of calling everything lies, why don't you tell us what the truth is? Or better yet, why don't you show us? (Read: If your response is "Because you're too stupid to understand me," then you are telling us you have nothing.)

2) You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. It's clear that you are trying to put out a zinger, but how can it hurt if I have to sit here for three minutes trying to even figure out what you're talking about? Let me give you some advice: Taking something we say and basically going "You sure are," or "Isn't that what you're supposed to do?" for everything is pretty weak.
 
Cowlick said:
1] You claim you want video b;c it "does not lie". Regardless, what was posted about me here before I ever joined was false. Also, what has been posted since I joined has largely also been false, & the blogs & other posts that you claim to have read prove that to be the case. (Never mind the claims you are taking as fact from other members of the other sites, which are written by people who admit to hating me & for that reason alone should be seen immediately to be the biased lies they are.)
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All I'm gathering from this is that you're too scared to post a video.
 
Day 76 of TJ's siege and zero progress has been made to shut down the thread. TJ's war of attrition is not going smoothly as the Kiwis refuse to tire and are constantly receiving new members. Any hope that the struggle would be over by Christmas are slowly withering away. One can only wonder how TJ continues to soldier on and when he will consider defeat.
 
Coster said:
All I'm gathering from this is that you're too scared to post a video.
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Hell, I would be, too, if I had his choppers.

Now, T-Pain, I'm going to tell you something that I guarantee you did not know. Whether or not you believe it doesn't matter to me.

Before starting my nightly ritual of mocking you, I read every single page of this thread. That's a habit of mine so that I don't start posting things that have been over-posted before. I really only wanted to get a rise out of you for a few laughs, mostly because I have no soul. After I posted a few times, I started interacting with the other regular posters in this thread. Do you know what I learned? That I didn't care about anything you said. I continued posting here because these people are some of the funniest, smartest, most sarcastic, and best debaters I've ever met. I would name them all, individually, but there are so many people in this thread that give me some of the biggest laughs of my life that it would take an hour to list them all. I hope I've done the same to them. Have you noticed that I get around 20 to 30 positive ratings a night, and that I give out as many or more? Because I love and respect all of them and am continually impressed with their creativity and I love interacting with them.

If you've done nothing else in your life, you've introduced me to people I genuinely think of as friends. Thank you for that, T-Pain. I mean that sincerely.

Now go to a dentist.
 
The Knife's Husbando said:
Hell, he's one of the few people to fail the three-boxes-and-a-bunch-of-bananas-hanging-from-the-ceiling tests.
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If we put a million TJs in a room with a million typewriters, would they eventually produce a piece of writing that someone, somewhere could actually masturbate to?
 
Handsome Pete said:
If we put a million TJs in a room with a million typewriters, would they eventually produce a piece of writing that someone, somewhere could actually masturbate to?
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I'm pretty sure they'd start plagiarising off each other.
 
Handsome Pete said:
If we put a million TJs in a room with a million typewriters, would they eventually produce a piece of writing that someone, somewhere could actually masturbate to?
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Billy_Sama said:
As you always spew the same stuff over and over, I am not going to treat you like the genius you claim to be. Instead you are the forum's boytoy who keeps coming back for more punishment.
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The same thing over and over?
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